July 03, 2007

Vote for Miss Hoosegow 2007

Paris Hilton is way behind, so get over there and vote for your fave hot fellon chick at Iowa Hawk. Why because that tractor tire is so way effing cool.

Totally unrelated but check out this image from Iowa Hawk's top post.

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Ohhh, that's gotta hurt! Add to that the humiliation of a full body cavity search by an infidel and it adds up to one very bad day for a Jihadi.

You know, I think this whole war on the west thing is starting to slip away from al-Qaeda. Life is good.

Posted by: Howie at 01:11 PM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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1 These rotten terrorists deserve everything they get -- particularly the judgment that awaits them 1 second after they've blown themselves up!

Posted by: Richard Romano at July 03, 2007 03:27 PM (iD1fP)

2 "...a full body cavity search by an infidel..."

I hope they used pig fat as lubricant just to complete the humiliation.

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at July 03, 2007 03:34 PM (j97MF)

3 Jonesy, and that will be the day the ME becomes a sheet of glass.

Yes, by God we do care. We get criticized for supporting regimes like Saddam. We get criticized when we remove one despot and give the people of Iraq an opportunity to have a future.  So much of it is up to them. But we effing tried. 

You can bitch about the political reasons that were put forth for the war but the truth was we have been baby sitting Saddam for over 10 years and it was time to put an end to it. Saddam was giving money to suicide bombers in Israel. Lending aid, comfort and a safe haven for al-Qeada fighters fleeing Afghanistan.  It was time to stop pussy footing around with that asshole. I don't know why our politicians can't say that, probably becuase that's what they are, politicians

We could always go back to supporting the biggest butchers in the region to control them if that suits your taste better.

And I'd rather go down fighting than cowering before a bunch of damned savages.

And another thing. Those third world assholes have had 3000 years to make their fucking country into some place decent. We even helped them. But they all want to be independent.

I was listening to an old African man on NPR who said he was all for indepencence when it came to his nation. Tthen grudgingly admitted that his life was better under English rule.

We, the rabble, rejects and free thinkers that Europe didn't want, took this fucking continent and made a damn fine nation out of it in only 400 years.

These people are made to suffer by their own, not by us so GFYS. I hope and pray they do get a better life but the biggest thing standing in their way is themselves.


But go ahead and fuck with America if you have a few guts and no brains step right up. We'll kick your ass for you.

You would think an Aussie like jonesey would know better. I hear you are having a little problem with your third world nation in the north of your country. So are you oppressing them or do they lie in their own shit and blame you for it?

Posted by: Howie at July 03, 2007 04:10 PM (YHZAl)

4 nice little shallow minded hateful liberal rant jonsey, now get back in your box where you belong. Leave the fight for freedom and our way of life up to the big boys, we will certainly not give in or bend over and take it from islamic dictators or terrorists.
 
 

Posted by: rob at July 03, 2007 04:48 PM (QpkBe)

5 Jonsey: Fucking idiot. No nation has done as much for the world's poor as America. You are a jealous little shit. What jerkoffs like you haven't seen is America pissed off. The next major attack on America will mean the destruction of our enemies and their supporters. Enough is enough. One day, the woosies in America will rectified the mistakes made over the last 40 yrs. Then hell will be at our enemies door. Hell. Once we decide the world is composed of little shits like you who doesn't care what happens to us you will see the other side of America. As every nation who ever fucked with us found out. IT JUST ISN'T WORTH IT.

Posted by: greyrooster at July 03, 2007 05:42 PM (IsKxj)

6 Jonsey: You are obviously an ignorant person. We all believe that another attack on America will occur. Not much we can do about it. What turkeys like you fail to realize is what just one of our Subs have the power to destroy the entire middle east in retaliation. We have many subs. We will take the blow. Then destroy the muslims ability to ever do it again. Muslims are signing their own death warrants right now. America is a strange place. 9/11 was a big deal right? Most Americans have already forgotten about it. Most Americans don't even know where Pearl Harbour is. But look what happened to Japan because of it. Defeated totally. Then guided to civilization and wealth and responsibility. Of course there is a difference. Japanese are people. Muslims are subhuman.  In any case. You suck. Your thoughts and comments are those of mindless little brat. Fuck you. Jealous little shit.

Posted by: greyrooster at July 03, 2007 11:03 PM (visiI)

7 Holy shit, you're calling ME ignorant, greyrooster, while you're spouting off nuclear attacks against the middle east? Fucking moron. Consider the consequences of such an action. Example :

Say an Islamic fundamentalist group managed to detonate a dirty bomb (or several) in the heart of a large American city. First of all, think of the economic and social consequences. It would be a disaster of epic fucking proportions. I don't think I need to go into details. September 11th would look like Disneyland in comparison.

Now, who would these US nuclear subs retaliate against? The entire middle east, you say? Okay, well I'm sure China and Russia would stand idly by and allow you to do this. I'm sure they'd LOVE to live next door to a nuclear wasteland.
Such an action would precipitate World War III. It'd be a nuclear holocaust. We'd all be royally fucked.

Back to Howie. First off, I'm not Australian. Ever heard of private proxies? I like to keep my country of origin secret. Anyway, speaking of Australia, the Australian government is just as bad as your own, because they buckled and stuck their tongues up Bush's ass once he dangled the prospect of a free trade agreement under their noses.

As for Iraq, Howie, it has become a major clusterfuck. Saddam was a prick, but you should have left him alone. Hell, you guys even supported him for a time. Helping him with the fight against Iran and such. All the chemical and bio-weapons he had came from America in the first place. I find it humorous that the US governments reason for invasion was to remove WMD capabilities, when it was the US government who allowed him to gain these weapons in the first place.

So what'll happen to Iraq now, hmm? Your idiotic army will continue to perish. Yes, you'll kick some insurgent ass while shouting moronic phrases such as "Hooah", but they'll just keep coming. And coming. It's a fucking breeding ground for insurgency now. At least Saddam kept the insurgents in check, which is one of the reasons why he could never build a relationship with bin Laden.
Not only are trained militants appearing from surrounding countries in massive numbers, but you're training the civilian population to hate and resist you by bombing the fuck out of them and killing off entire families. Add the cases of rape and torture, and you can guarantee that the current generation of Iraqi kids despise you, and will actively seek to murder you once they are old enough to take up the fight. You're fucked in that department.

Okay, so you'll train up the Iraqi police and military. You've already got a puppet government who'll draft policies allowing you to rape Iraqi oil fields (just like in Afghanistan, mmm Unocal Pipeline). Maybe have an international force of peacekeepers keep an eye on things while you all bail the fuck out. Then the REAL civil war will start. Sunni Shiite slaughterfests, warlords attempting to gain control. The country will tear itself apart. Not that you'll give a fuck. Look at Afghanistan -- pretty much ignored now. Who gives a righteous fuck, huh? As long as you profit from post-war reconstruction, oil and gas pipelines, who cares if innocent people suffer?

As for Israel : FUCK ISRAEL. You can guarantee that they also have a surprise coming to them in the future. Syria and Iran will eventually see to that. I don't really want to get into the Israeli-Arab relationship, as its a conflict that thousands of years in the making. The way I see it is that they're both fucked. Jews are self righteous bigots who are the modern day equivalent of the Nazi party before they began shipping the jews off to concentration camps. If they could have there way, they'd bomb the fuck out of all the arabs surrounding them and be done with it.
The vast majority of Arab's are taught a hateful religion that looks down on non-believers (just like the Jews). The religious text of the Koran is completely open to fundamentalist interpretations, but even without such interpretations its full of fucked up shit. Not that I really have a problem with this, as they have the right to believe in whatever the fuck they want. Read the Old Testament, it's even worse than the Koran. Anyway, the Arabs hatred for America stems from many places, not the least of which is American occupation of Muslim holy lands. You can thank US foreign policy for much of their hatred for you.

Bah, I couldn't be bothered going on. It'll go in one ear and out the other.

Posted by: Jonesy at July 04, 2007 03:23 PM (HZegu)

8 Jonsey: You fucking moron. If we decided to attack the muslim countries that wouldn't have anything left to attack us with. War with the muslims would shut our borders and bring back the internment camps. And no China and Russia wouldn't do dick. If you think the Russians and Chinese give a fuck about the muslims you're one sick little asshole. They would consider the muslim solution something needed. Muslims at present are a pain in the ass to both Russia and China. Stupid ass. China is investing every dollar they can get in America. And Russia doesn't have any to invest. Why the fuck you think we won the cold war? You're a shallow minded dickhead Jonsey. Nothing more.

Posted by: greyrooster at July 04, 2007 08:45 PM (rwEtt)

9 Whatever, You sure your name isn't Scott?

Posted by: Howie at July 05, 2007 09:39 AM (YHZAl)

10 You were done when to started your silly bullshit. Nuclear bomb destroy the world. My ass. Didn't destroy the world 60 yrs ago. I fact it stopped the bullshit and kept the next line of bullshit it check. Grow some balls Jonsey.  Something tells me you sleep with the light on.

Posted by: greyrooster at July 06, 2007 06:58 PM (DYtTi)

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