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Straight from the practitioners of the 'ROP'
Posted by: mrclark at April 30, 2007 01:00 AM (2G5Vr)
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Ha! The last guy was a joke--Israel has handed terrorist-militants their arses day in day out; if only Ariel Sharon was running the show!
I'll gladly shake hands with a Jew, and hug them too
God bless the finest society in the Middle East.
Posted by: Richard Romano at April 30, 2007 01:50 AM (iD1fP)
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I shake hands with Jews all the time. Jews are tremendous hand shakers. I actually took a piss next to Michael Dell once, excellent shaker. Sometimes, they try to hug and in Texas that's considered bad form. Arabs are huggers though. And not in the manly hug kind of way either. They tend to 'linger'. Creepy. And, Arabs are more likely to explode when you hug them than Jews are. Jews shake hands and scope out the buffet. Arabs hug too long and try to find the optimum blast radius. It's just a cultural thing.
Posted by: CozMark at April 30, 2007 05:06 AM (L9o51)
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I actually took a piss next to Michael Dell once, excellent shaker.
Sometimes, they try to hug and in Texas that's considered bad form
Only if you try it in the bathroom man.
Posted by: Randman at April 30, 2007 05:15 AM (Sal3J)
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Only if you try it in the bathroom man.
No, it's pretty much anywhere. Usually, just nodding your head in someone's general direction gets the point across.
Posted by: CozMark at April 30, 2007 05:23 AM (L9o51)
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No wonder these people have got so many problems.
Posted by: Infidelsalwayswin at April 30, 2007 07:02 AM (8OiB3)
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Oh, and of course I would [shake hands with a Jew]. But that just goes without saying since I'm a modern human being living in a secular democracy, and not some backward nutjob living in the worst place on Earth who's been indoctrinated with pure hate against a race of people because my weird hybrid religion portrays them as pigs. Indeed, if there was some way we could replace all of the Muslims here with Jews, I'd do it in the blink of an eye. No more terrorism, no more calles for genocide against us, 95% less hatred, and on top of that the economy would improve by something like 50%, not to mention the cultural benefits and so on.
We've got 1.6 million Muslims and around 300,000 Jews, so you can see wherein lies the problem.
Posted by: Infidelsalwayswin at April 30, 2007 07:15 AM (8OiB3)
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Fire has destroyed steel on the San Franciso Bay bridge. He we go again. Dinbats come forward tell us it can't happen. John Ryan knows it can't happen.
Posted by: greyrooster at April 30, 2007 07:17 AM (sL7GA)
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Considering some of the pix of seen of Israeli service women.. I would happily shake whatever they offered.
And yes.. I meant that.
Posted by: JeepThang at April 30, 2007 07:31 AM (yZQoS)
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of = I've.. kinda early.
Posted by: JeepThang at April 30, 2007 07:31 AM (yZQoS)
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Cozmark uses several different names--he's a grade A kook, with a hateful, bigoted heart.
You know where you can go, you sick ****!
Posted by: Richard Romano at April 30, 2007 10:11 AM (iD1fP)
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Jews? Sure. I'd love to. Not so sure about Muslims though, because you know... eating with the right hand and then wiping their behind with the left hand... uh... thanks, but no thanks. Plus if they like Sheryl Crow, they may start only using one sheet of toilet paper and that can't be good. If you must though, shake the right hand. I guess my big question is, what if they happen to be a lefty... and how would you know?
Posted by: DrTheopolis at April 30, 2007 02:41 PM (9ZqGe)
Posted by: doriangrey at April 30, 2007 03:20 PM (XvkRd)
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Well, I hope they do, DG, otherwise... I've had some pretty questionable handshakes... yuck... cooties...
Posted by: DrTheopolis at April 30, 2007 03:28 PM (9ZqGe)
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"Dick" Romano -
You can't prove anything that you wrote about me because none of it is true.
I rarely post at 2 other blogs and I always do so under CozMark.
I'm ignoring you....NOW!
Posted by: CozMark at April 30, 2007 05:52 PM (g6Au2)
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Dr T. Not a lot of toilet paper out there in the desert. Do they make toilet paper in Iraq. I was told by some Marines the wogs crap standing up holding the silly dress things up with one hand. They then wipe if neccessary with their bare left fingers wiping them in return on the sand and the inside of their garments. A very progressive people.
Posted by: greyrooster at May 01, 2007 06:25 AM (MPV+3)
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Maybe we should drop TP all over the country... you think they'll get the hint?
Posted by: DrTheopolis at May 01, 2007 09:14 AM (9ZqGe)
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Bomb them with 'handi-wipes'
Wipe'em out
USA, all the way!
Posted by: Michael Weaver at May 01, 2007 11:28 AM (2OHpj)
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So silly, shake hands. What are they afraid of? Catching reality from the Jews. God forbid if you learn something.
Posted by: allahakchew at May 01, 2007 05:52 PM (BrndJ)
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