August 21, 2007
Video Shows Elvis Gun Thief, Mojo Nixon Prime Suspect
We'll just go ahead and make this an all Mojo Nixon themed day. Why? Because this blog could use some fixin......
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The surveillance video showing what I presume is Mojo Nixon stealing Elvis's gun is below. Who else but Mojo would have the balls and motive to steal the King's 9 mill?
Here's the story on the gun's recovery from what I'm guessing is an intern:
Security video shows a man, a real "devil in disguise" walking to a display case at an Elvis museum in Memphis last week...The gun was taken from the Elvis after dark museum last Tuesday during a week where fans from across the world converged on Graceland to mark the 30th anniversary of Elvis' death.Oh merciful Lord, wilt thou smite the person who wrote the article, the original of which has so many puns that an eternity in hell would be too kind. Lord, the worst offense would be:The museum is across the street from Graceland....
A cleaning person found the gun in the portable toilet, and handed it over to police.
And realizing it's "Now or Never", the "Hound Dog" palmed the pistol and "left the building".I think I just threw up.
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