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October 18, 2005

Trials And Tribulations

Some questions:

Will the MSM cover this like they covered Scott Peterson, or even Martha Stewart?

Can he make things easier on himself if he produces a Heisman Trophy and vows to go after the real killers?

If he's convicted, but gets spared the death penalty, will he still be isolated, or will he be placed in an Iraqi federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison?

Posted by: Vinnie at 07:10 AM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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1 I'd hope he'd get the third option and they'd put him in a cell with "Ali Bubba."

Posted by: Seth at October 18, 2005 07:23 AM (KeFmK)

2 You see, because he didn't steal a red stapler, he should escape the death penalty. Instead, he should be locked up with a guy named Michael Bolton.

Posted by: lawhawk at October 18, 2005 10:12 AM (eppTH)

3 Option three. And he should be made to wear a female camel costume during encounters with "Ali Bubba".

Posted by: Oyster at October 18, 2005 11:35 AM (fl6E1)

4 The promotional posters have already been released in time for the trial.

Posted by: sortapundit at October 18, 2005 05:14 PM (F1nba)

5 Will it be the trial of the century like with O.J. Simpson? or will it be a nurimburgh type trial? HANG HIM HANG HIM

Posted by: sandpiper at October 18, 2005 08:41 PM (swaoX)

6 Hah! Sandpiper, LOL!

Maybe they'll tape a scene of his galloping slowly down a highway on a camel, with half the Iraqi police following him, ala the OJ debacle.

Personally, as "unlawful" as I may come off, I'm half hoping they'll use the same approach to Saddam that the Germans used to see to Nicholas Baader and Gudrun Enslin, thus circumventing a coming massive dog & pony show.

Posted by: Seth at October 18, 2005 10:00 PM (+YZMv)

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