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January 13, 2007

Top Ten Wierd Google Searches That Will Get You to The Jawa Report

Ever wonder how total strangers find their way to The Jawa Report? We'd like to think it's the thousands of links to our invaluable analysis of the Global War on Terror that garner the world's attention. In a lot of cases, I'm sure that's what happens. Often, though, the reality is considerably wierder. Each of the following Google searches, for example, recently landed at least one unsuspecting victim here at this site:

10. "dog the bounty hunter arrested"
9. "sistani fatwa for mutaa"
8. "pedophile links"
7. "blondes hardcore porn clips -pre november 2004" (picky, aren't we?)
6. "beastiality"
5. "Ann coulter is an idiot"
4. "photos of zulu reed dance"
3. "Angelina Jolie toilet"
2. "free small penis xxx galleries"
1. "star wars porn"

I have no idea what conclusions, if any, one might draw from this list. I will note that the Google search for "free small penis xxx galleries" doesn't bring up anything I've written.

You may be saying "OK, so some readers get here through completely wierd searches. Surely a lot of people get here through serious searches." I'll let you be the judge. Check below the fold. This is a list of less-wierd searches that have most recently landed readers at The Jawa Report:

"explosion in Iran"
"saddam hussein" (multiple)
"terrorist beheading"
"hostage beheading"
"michelle malkin"

OK, so far so good, right? Sure, but from there, it's all downhill:

"michelle manhart" (multiples)
"britney spears" (multiples)
"daniela cicarelli" (multiples)
"pamela Rogers pictures"
"hot chick"
"Bai Ling"

Posted by: Ragnar at 04:33 AM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 I think winnie is famous for being one of the three small weenies, with Rusty and Darth odore coming in a clsoe 2nd and 3rd.

Posted by: Greyrooster at January 13, 2007 08:51 AM (w+w6p)

2 What about Leftard, Islamotard, Dummocrat, Mujahideen, Jihadi on the searches?

Posted by: bigwhiteinfidel at January 13, 2007 11:13 AM (4rSdE)

3 "Zulu reed dance"?? Are there naked women involved?

Posted by: Keith at January 13, 2007 12:35 PM (+umdt)

4 If you've ever heard of Google bombing where someone links to your site with totally unrelated words in the link text (google failure), I would suspect some of those terms are similar to that.

Posted by: tbone at January 13, 2007 12:40 PM (HGqHt)

5 Google bombing blogs would stop if people just spent two minutes to impliment the methods that Google created for bloggers to stop it. That would be adding 'rel=nofollow' to links:
http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2005/01/preventing-comment-spam.html

Posted by: davec at January 13, 2007 01:21 PM (yaQM4)

6 The "free small penis xxx galleries" Google search explains the likes of John Lyin, Gleep, Nikolay, John, et al.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at January 13, 2007 05:50 PM (abVz3)

7 #6 LOL! Your mean Jeff! USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at January 13, 2007 08:44 PM (2OHpj)

8 LOL! That's mean Jeff! USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at January 13, 2007 08:46 PM (2OHpj)

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