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July 05, 2006

Tonight's Insult The Prophet Post

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Hey, it's not like I'm desecrating the holly quoran or anything.

Posted by: Vinnie at 11:57 PM | Comments (13) | Add Comment
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1 Mohammed:"Is it just me, or does anyone else smell toejam?"

Posted by: mrclark at July 06, 2006 12:02 AM (H9LTb)

2 Needs sound
Deedee dee dee duh duh duh daduh....PBTHHHHHT!

Posted by: oseaghdha at July 06, 2006 05:43 AM (Tcfhr)

3 "And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel."

Was the Big Guy talking about a serpent, Satan or Muslims?

Or maybe all three... the unholy trinity?

Posted by: Darth Vag at July 06, 2006 06:30 AM (+nlyI)

4 Chris may have a fetish for short Asian midgets...

But old Mo has a smelly foot on his mind.

Posted by: Darth Vag at July 06, 2006 06:37 AM (+nlyI)

5 Little-known facts about Mohammed, the porcine prophet:

Old Mo used to eat pigs feet for dinner, and his foot fetish seemed to follow him everywhere.

Posted by: Darth Vag at July 06, 2006 06:45 AM (+nlyI)

6 Look all you infidels! If you insist on insulting those of us who worship the koran, then at least have the decency to require double quilted versions in Publis Amongus two holers.

Posted by: forest hunter at July 06, 2006 07:18 AM (TjUVb)

7 I notice he's wearing a dress.

Posted by: greyrooster at July 06, 2006 09:30 AM (NMQrK)

8 Nice, Pythonesque humor!
Besides, who knows what Prophet M****** (Pee's be onto him) really looked like.

(Could just be a member of the Popular People's Front of Judea)

Posted by: dc at July 06, 2006 11:51 AM (0nvvt)

9 And now for something completely different.

Posted by: Rusty at July 06, 2006 01:34 PM (h/402)

10 Mohammed and a pig enter a bar. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that filthy, stinking animal in here".

Mohammed says "Oh, okay, I'll leave him outside".

The bartender says "I wasn't talking to you".

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 06, 2006 03:49 PM (v3I+x)

11 No pedefiles,
No Homos,
No moon god worshippers allowed.

Now, go away!

Posted by: Leatherneck at July 06, 2006 05:15 PM (D2g/j)

12 prophet mohammed is urs master

Posted by: fwfwefr at July 09, 2006 06:38 AM (BzVwq)

13 prophet mohammed is urs master

Posted by: fwfwefr at July 09, 2006 06:38 AM (BzVwq)

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