Toilet Manufacturer To Introduce Koran-Accommodating Islamoflusher
It looks like I'm not the only one begging for a fatwa. Thanks to Filthy Allah for sending me the link. Oh, and don't forget to check out our Karnival of the Koran Krappings. Broken Newz:
An American toilet manufacturer is currently designing a new model that will "flush the bulkiest of Korans," sources said yesterday.
A spokesman for Krap King, Inc. said the company would have the new "Islamoflusher" model in stores for the spring, when Americans do their most flushing – sacred religious texts included. The new toilet would "help prevent and possibly eliminate" situations like the recent Newsweek story, which reported that American interrogators at Guantanamo Bay flushed a Koran down the toilet to "intimidate" suspected terrorists. [Read the rest here, if you dare infidel dog!]
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Hmmm, this could have some good uses. Now if we could flush whole people that would be more exciting. Or maybe a button to press for a chimp to jump out and wipe your ass? As you can see, I can't forget yesterday's "Chimping" discussion...
Posted by: osamabeenthere at June 02, 2005 05:13 PM (OXRZJ)
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When ever I pinch a massive brown Burka, I like to wipe my ass with a page from the Koran. But sometimes, due to Amy Fishers in my Buttafuoco, it takes more than just one page of the Koran to wipe my ass. That is Why i need the Islamo Flusher. You can wipe your ass with the WHole Koran and flush the despicable book down in one shot.
Posted by: FIlthy Allah at June 02, 2005 07:48 PM (cgKSA)
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at June 03, 2005 10:32 AM (0yYS2)
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It will only fluch Brown Burka Loafs and whole Korans.
Posted by: Filthy Allah at June 03, 2005 10:50 AM (yBHNA)
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IM! You're back! I was just checking my doorstep to see if you were stalkin' me. Brown burka loafs? I'm too busy getting ink stains from the NYTimes on my bung hole after dropping the kids off at the pool. I wonder if it's hard to mail a chimp to someone?
Posted by: osamabeenthere at June 03, 2005 04:13 PM (B9hEP)
