July 07, 2006
Today's Jawa Report Brought To You By The Number 300
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If Phelps were on fire, I wouldn't piss on him to put it out.
Unless I pissed charcoal lighter fluid.
Whoops. What I was thinking and what I was typing were two different things.
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I would still urinate on him, just not in a way that would assist in putting him out.
Posted by: Budd at July 08, 2006 12:12 AM (XJLpe)
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Unless I pissed charcoal lighter fluid.
The flames would ride the stream back to the source. Then you could blog about your "red hots." Overall, not a good idea.
The flames would ride the stream back to the source. Then you could blog about your "red hots." Overall, not a good idea.
Posted by: Remy Logan at July 08, 2006 12:34 AM (DKBPD)
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yeah, no kidding. Hook a shorted wire to his ass, then POUR piss on him. Then flip the switch. That'll do it....
Posted by: caltechgirl at July 08, 2006 01:59 AM (pku0F)
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Ya know what I would love to see? Fred Phelps and Michael Newdow in a locked cage match.
Two men go in...only one comes out.
The winner then gets to fight Rosie O'Donell for the last Krispy Kreme donut.
Two men go in...only one comes out.
The winner then gets to fight Rosie O'Donell for the last Krispy Kreme donut.
Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at July 08, 2006 04:23 AM (3n7qn)
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Speaking of lefturds killing one another; I'd like to see a caged death match between Rosie O'Dummel and Michael Moron.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 08, 2006 06:40 AM (v3I+x)
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Phelps is a Democrat.
That felt good. He's handy when the politics of association card is being played.
That felt good. He's handy when the politics of association card is being played.
Posted by: Chip at July 08, 2006 07:46 AM (M3MqL)
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"God does not hate them because they are homosexuals; they are homosexuals because God hates them." - a quote from the 'man of God' himself.
Posted by: slug at July 08, 2006 09:21 AM (47Lhe)
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