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November 14, 2006

Three-Alarm Pants Fire Alert

I was searching for video of the Mouth of Sauron from the Lord of the Rings movies, and came across this NewsBusters story from July. Mincing metrosexual milquetoast Keith Olbermann actually said, with a straight face mind you, that he is politically "neutral." NewsBusters has the video. Here's part of the transcript:

Olbermann: "But seriously, I tried to not be, to the degree you can be neutral nowadays, I don't, for instance, I don't vote."
Ferguson: "You don't vote at all."
Olbermann: "I don't vote because I don't think I should have a rooting interest in the outcome of an election."
...
Olbermann: "Yeah, again, people would still have that kind of bias that's perceived one way or the other, but at least you could say, well, you know, I didn't vote, I don't contribute. I'm trying to stay out of it to the degree that I can. I don't have a rooting interest other than in what happens to the country."

Now, I admit that I'm biased against Keith because he once called me "The Worst Person in the World," but c'mon...Olbermann neutral? Was Hitler neutral about Jews? Is anyone who believes him interested in a hot real estate deal?

Posted by: Bluto at 02:09 PM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 I sense a photoshop comming on....

Posted by: Ranba Ral at November 14, 2006 08:25 PM (VvXII)

2 50000000 hours in MS Paint later....

Posted by: Ranba Ral at November 14, 2006 09:11 PM (VvXII)

3 You morons don't really want to take on KO, do you?

Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 15, 2006 04:06 AM (qBTkS)

4 I don't see why not.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at November 15, 2006 11:41 AM (VvXII)

5 We don't need to pubbleduck. Olbermann is such an idiot that he argues with himself:...

http://dreadpundit.blogspot.com/2006/10/stupidest-person-in-world.html

...and still manages to lose.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at November 15, 2006 01:46 PM (vBK4C)

6 On the other hand, if puddleduck really believes that Olberdouche is a "neutral, unbiased journalist," then that lets Keith off the hook as stupidest person in the world.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at November 15, 2006 01:49 PM (vBK4C)

7 Olberman must be stuck with his nose in a vice

Posted by: sandpiper at November 16, 2006 05:05 PM (O2c+K)

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