June 21, 2007
There once was a man from Kabul
Ah, the limerick possibilities are endless: A response to al Qaeda poetry chic
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There once was a man from Kabul,
who acted as an al-Qaeda tool.
His half-assed jihad went pretty bad,
and he died while passing a stool.
There once was a man from Kabul,
who forgot the golden rule.
He fucked with our forces, who's steel-clad discourses
reduced him to a puddle of gruel.
There once was a man from Kabul,
who feasted upon his own stool.
He joined the Taliban in their lame battle plan,
and died a shit-eating fool.
Or not.
who acted as an al-Qaeda tool.
His half-assed jihad went pretty bad,
and he died while passing a stool.
There once was a man from Kabul,
who forgot the golden rule.
He fucked with our forces, who's steel-clad discourses
reduced him to a puddle of gruel.
There once was a man from Kabul,
who feasted upon his own stool.
He joined the Taliban in their lame battle plan,
and died a shit-eating fool.
Or not.
Posted by: Kafir at June 21, 2007 02:53 PM (HsmTD)
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there once was a man from kabul
who asked the donkey in the bar 'may i push in your stool'.
the ass said 'no way
that's not the way i play'.
so the man fucked a sheep instead.
who asked the donkey in the bar 'may i push in your stool'.
the ass said 'no way
that's not the way i play'.
so the man fucked a sheep instead.
Posted by: dr. akim ullshitbay at June 21, 2007 06:11 PM (yxcId)
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Ther once was a man from the 'Stand
only sex he got was his hand
On the way to Jihad
he met a young broad
and thought he would give her a go.
She kicked in his crotch and reminded him
that BAAAA means NOOOO!!
only sex he got was his hand
On the way to Jihad
he met a young broad
and thought he would give her a go.
She kicked in his crotch and reminded him
that BAAAA means NOOOO!!
Posted by: Mrs Abe Froman at June 21, 2007 06:34 PM (lB1bz)
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Muslim jihadist men like to butt fuck goats,
But not their hairy women shaped like boats,
The bearded ones make them wear veils,
As if anyone would ogle shemale whales,
Nothing gets them harder than dreams of slitting throats.
But not their hairy women shaped like boats,
The bearded ones make them wear veils,
As if anyone would ogle shemale whales,
Nothing gets them harder than dreams of slitting throats.
Posted by: Darth Vag at June 21, 2007 09:14 PM (b0FZu)
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The Mohammedan beats it with his right hand,
Because his left is up his ass picking out sand.
Dreams of 72 virgins really get him going,
But Islamist S&M requires a Boeing.
This religion of death porn needs to be banned.
Because his left is up his ass picking out sand.
Dreams of 72 virgins really get him going,
But Islamist S&M requires a Boeing.
This religion of death porn needs to be banned.
Posted by: Darth Vag at June 21, 2007 09:28 PM (b0FZu)
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For the observant Muslim it's unclean to butcher pigs,
But they salivate over videotapes of their decapitation gigs,
Cartoons are profane
Unbelievers need to be slain,
And in Egypt nothing's holier than Mo's piss and imaginary swigs.
But they salivate over videotapes of their decapitation gigs,
Cartoons are profane
Unbelievers need to be slain,
And in Egypt nothing's holier than Mo's piss and imaginary swigs.
Posted by: Darth Vag at June 21, 2007 09:57 PM (b0FZu)
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there once was a man from kabul, who met a marine from nantucket. the man from kabul said fuck it, the marine said no you suck it, so the fool from kabul ate his tool.
Posted by: dr. akim ullshitbay at June 21, 2007 10:41 PM (yxcId)
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For Old Prophet Mo pedophilia was divine,
He raped A'isha when she was only nine,
Allah must be a rotten god,
Allah acts like humanity's sod.
And Al'lat the moon goddess is the creator of all this swine.
He raped A'isha when she was only nine,
Allah must be a rotten god,
Allah acts like humanity's sod.
And Al'lat the moon goddess is the creator of all this swine.
Posted by: Darth Vag at June 21, 2007 11:09 PM (b0FZu)
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We should place TV stations over the entire middle east and play Porky Pig cartoons 24 hrs a day.
Posted by: greyrooster at June 22, 2007 10:17 PM (k0DWG)
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