July 21, 2007
I won't.
If J.K. Rowling wants me to protect her precious secrets, she can funnel me some serious coin.
Even so, I'll be polite and put this spoiler post under the fold. If you click it, it's your fault, not mine. Sorry kids, but Frodo dies in this one. Samwise Gamgee leaves his wife for another man-hobbit.
Sauron resurrects himself from the rubble and turns Gandalf to the Dark Side of the Force.
The newly christened Darth Gandalf The Black proceeds to eliminate the Elfen threat.
He then invades Hogwarts with a few trusty Imperial Guards and proceeds to turn it into the first space-borne planet destroying Death Magic School
Harry sees this, and heads to Dagobah to become a Jedi. Unfortunately, he accidentally stabs Luke through the heart landing his broom.
He uses his "wand" to turn Yoda into a Hot Naughty Teacher, and passes Jedi training in record time. There's still some controversy about this.
Finally, he and his friends, along with the Rebel Alliance, the Men of the West, and Spider-Man team up to destroy the Death Magic School before it can destroy the Shire with Dr. Octopus' cold fusion generator.
File this post under "Saturday stupid."
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