October 02, 2006

The GOP Can Bite Me

Just last week, I was thinking how it'd been awhile since the GOP had fucked up anything really seriously.

I suppose I was hoping they'd come to their collective senses. I was thinking perhaps they didn't deserve to get wiped out in November.

Now, we find out about this disgusting freak Mark Foley. Now, any group has a few bad apples, but from what I'm seeing so far, Foley's lecherous behavior had been an "open secret" in the Capitol for some time. Anyone in authority who looked the other way on this one deserves to lose his or her position. I'm 100% with Michelle on this one. I really don't care if Foley's emails were doctored and "sexed up" after the fact. I don't care if the Dems have done the same thing in the past. As unfortunate as these facts may be, they take nothing whatsoever from the culpability of Mark Foley and any in the GOP leadership who were aware of his bullshit. Heads should roll, and they should roll now.

Now, on top of this Foley debacle, we have Bill Frist openly advocating bringing the Taliban back into the Afghani government. Dr. Rusty already said everything I have to say on Frist and the Taliban. And on Rumsfeld and Bush, for that matter.

No one knows whether the GOP will retain control of the House and Senate in November, but if they lose, I won't be shedding a single fucking tear for them. For the nation, perhaps, but not for them. Yes, the Dems would almost certainly take over and build a bizarre, fucked-up circus of inanity in a space that once housed honorable assemblies of reasoned statesmen. Yes, the Dems would almost certainly create a royal mess of things as they retake and clumsily grasp the slippery reins of power. And, yes they will almost certainly spend the next two years disproving the already dubious notion that they couldn't be worse than the Republicans.

Even if all that comes to pass, and the rest of us are forced to stand by and watch as perhaps an entire branch of the government of the last, best hope for mankind descends into a fit of complete and total lunacy for a season, I will at least find solace in the fact that I wasn't complicit in it.

On top of that, the jokes will pretty much write themselves.

Posted by: Ragnar at 08:38 PM | Comments (15) | Add Comment
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1 Frist hasn't been worth a damn since he got the job. Were the Republicans not so powerful, he would have forced out long ago. However, I think that he has managed to orchestrate his own demise with his latest remark.
 
As for Foley.. he's gotta go.  AND anybody who knew about it and wasn't smart enough to dump him.  I suspect that nobody knew or they'd have dumped him long before election season. Still it's the Democratic October surprise.
 
And from the Republicans, we get a 30 year old video of John Murtha.
 
Fun, stuff, but I think that the Republicans lose conrol of the house, even if I don't stay home.

Posted by: Lokki at October 02, 2006 08:49 PM (wsIiu)

2 Only two reasons left to vote Republican.  Actually one reason, two words: Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Rusty at October 02, 2006 09:01 PM (JQjhA)

3 I think Malkin is just freaked. Me, I'm not as outraged by the semblance of an aspiration to pederasty as as I am by a nuclear device going off in a major western city. Sorry about that. Call me corrupt, jaded, morally compromised, whatever.

Also, I think the impression that his actions were an "open secret" is probably just your typical Cap Hill crowd trying to seem "in the know". The Dems are ginning this up a lot, because it's sort of their big opportunity. Sure, if people were involved in a cover-up lets get rid of them... but let's also calm down a little and weigh the evidence. A lot of the hysteria is apparently caused by the fact that most people don't know the difference between an email and an instant message. It's all pretty much electronic magic to them anyway.

And if the Dems take over, we'll make lemonade...

Posted by: Demosophist at October 02, 2006 09:20 PM (hSo4/)

4 "Me, I'm not as outraged by the semblance of an aspiration to pederasty
as as I am by a nuclear device going off in a major western city. Sorry
about that. Call me corrupt, jaded, morally compromised, whatever.
"

Have to agree here.

Posted by: Good Lt at October 02, 2006 09:20 PM (lvyez)

5 You know what? At least I have a sense of what the democrats stand for. I might disagree with them on a great deal of things but at least I know where they are coming from. Can anyone look me in the eye and say the Republicans are for national security (borders? lack of control in Iraq...on and on), a smaller government (oh really?), less spending (bawhaha ha ha choke gasp tears) or anything else they have run on in the past 10 years? It is time for all true conservatives to send a strong message to the Republican party. Vote them out. Now anytime I can vote a third party I will, but if I have to, I will vote for a Democrat. I can not stand by while this sham of government continues.

Posted by: the bAlter dirL at October 02, 2006 09:34 PM (wWnJi)

6 Congress can also bite me. Especially the Republicans.

But especially the Democrats.

Posted by: Good Lt at October 02, 2006 09:37 PM (lvyez)

7 Screw the queer from Florida. He is an irrelevant piss-ant and is in big trouble.
 
Foley's pedophilia won't help the Democrats, and it won't hurt the Republicans.
 
The danger is that apathetic Republicans will stay home on election day and allow Nancy Pelosi's plastic surgery enhanced face become speaker.
 
You are mad because of a pedophile who doesn't even represent the party? You are mad because Hastert and Frist spend too much money and don't stick it to the Mexicans bad enough?
 
Geezus, don't allow your anger to enable a party bent on avenging Billary's impeachment.

Posted by: Darth Vag at October 02, 2006 09:53 PM (HSkSw)

8 Why are so many blogs getting lathered up over another D.C sex scandal?  This one has so far been purely imaginary so far.  Not like ones of the past.  Where nothing happened worse than a resignation.
Sorry, worse, much worse has happened in D.C, then this guy's sick fanatasies.

Posted by: whocares at October 02, 2006 10:15 PM (hGibF)

9 And they begin feeding on their own ... yes!

Posted by: Gleep! at October 02, 2006 11:16 PM (RqYFa)

10 Time for "We The People" to get off our butts and clean house. I don't care if we elect a Democrat, Republican or Martian. I want my country safe from attack, our borders secure, our political system cleaned up. That'll do......for starters! And don't feed me crap about having to be realistic and the need to compromise in the "real" world. That sort of garbage is part of the problem. Time to remember who we are and take back the effing country.

Posted by: Subvet at October 02, 2006 11:41 PM (DNVxw)

11 Funny how some people bitching about President Bush and the Republicans not following the "conservative agenda" are talking about voting for Democrats.  Makes sense to me!

Posted by: pivalleygirl at October 03, 2006 01:27 AM (G8qYZ)

12 I certainly don't plan to vote or volunteer for any Dems this election.  I'm blessed to have some pretty decent representation in Washington.  My present feelings for the GOP as a whole don't mean I won't be volunteering any time and giving any money to individual candidates I agree with who happen to belong to the GOP.  There are some very good GOP representatives in Washington.  If you're fortunate enough to have a solid conservative representative representing you, I encourage you to do what you can to keep that individual in office.  At the same time, I won't be giving any money to the Party itself anytime soon. In fact, my days of giving to the Party may be over for good.
 
As I said before, I won't be shedding any tears for the GOP politicians in D.C. if they manage to lose control of the House or Senate this election.  The nation?  Yes.  The politicians?  No.

Posted by: The All-Seeing Pirate Ragnar at October 03, 2006 04:21 AM (X/ebd)

13 Foley makes Newt look like a boy scout. I don't blame anyone for Foley except Foley. I have good reps in Govt and would like to see them advance in the power structure. No matter how hard we try dirt bags like Foley will slip through. But, if the Dems take control of one or both houses, it will only last for a couple of years. Nothing will get done during this time so there is nothing to worry about.
 
Well we could have a few things to worry about.

Posted by: SeeMonk at October 03, 2006 07:47 AM (7teJ9)

14 The danger is that apathetic Republicans will stay home on election day
and allow Nancy Pelosi's plastic surgery enhanced face become speaker. 

I think I'll be laughing at that one for awhile ...

Posted by: Sharm at October 03, 2006 08:02 AM (G0B8N)

15 Yep biggest political fuckup in a long time.  I feel bad for Republican voters.  Hell I feel bad for all American citizens.  The politicians suck.  Next it will be the Democratic voters turn to have their officials let them down.  We need to hang a few to get the rests attention.

Posted by: Howie at October 03, 2006 09:17 AM (YdcZ0)

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