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July 17, 2006

The Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Who's Smiling Now? Edition **Fatwas Issued**

Caption this photo of a Lebanese woman celebrating the Hizzbutthole'a kidnapping of 2 Israeli soldiers.

Fatwas will be issued.

(I'm getting the hang of this...I didn't say when)

This was a toughie, but our 3 judge panel has made its decisions.

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa:

Venom, for: "Say another word about my man-hands and I'll bitch-slap you with frick and frack here."

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa:

Improbulus Maximus, for: "Now I can shoot myself in both feet at the same time! Praise Allah!"

The "why you insult holly quoran" fatwa:

Jesusland Carlos, for: "Say hello to my little friends."

Normally, we stop at three, but I er we couldn't resist throwing a little extra credit fatwa.

The special "ha ha ur arse throws up for blasphemi i hope u make you pants brown*" gratuitous show tunes fatwa:

Rhymes With Right, for: "I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
I feel pretty and witty and gay!
And I pity
Any girl who kills no Jews today!"

*Special thanks to our token Islamotard Walid.

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1 My loving son gives me new peicetal every Ramadan!

He is good boy. He is good muslim!

Posted by: jack at July 16, 2006 02:52 AM (aitZQ)

2 "buy one....get one free"

Posted by: boliverdarthole at July 16, 2006 02:56 AM (6Goxa)

3 Hug an insurgent: USâ€™s new plan to win in Iraq

Posted by: Dan at July 16, 2006 03:53 AM (Z2OsI)

4 "My son Zidane should have used these instead of headbutting.."

"Btw, five dinars gets you half an hour"

Posted by: TD at July 16, 2006 05:54 AM (H21W4)

5 I'm a Muslim and you're not. Neener. Neener. Neener.

Posted by: Darth Vag at July 16, 2006 06:45 AM (+nlyI)

6 How Muslim women compensate for not having a single penis.

Posted by: Darth Vag at July 16, 2006 06:47 AM (+nlyI)

7 The Jew-killer in her right and an Infidel-killer in her left.

Posted by: Darth Vag at July 16, 2006 06:49 AM (+nlyI)

8 "Hooray, our brave infidel smiting fighters in Hamas and Hezbollah have condemned us to even more war and misery! That proves we're blessed by Allah!"

Posted by: Remulak MoxArgon at July 16, 2006 08:24 AM (Ge0xT)

9 Unlike its US counterpart, SKYNET, the islamic supercomputer known as PAEDONET seemed to never be able to get its Terminator models quite right.

Posted by: Graeme at July 16, 2006 08:33 AM (f4DUY)

10 FOR THE CHILDREN!!! I need ammo for these guns FOR THE CHILDREN!!

Posted by: Cindy at July 16, 2006 08:41 AM (5yLo6)

11 Grandma NO!

Posted by: pka at July 16, 2006 08:53 AM (LOZ5e)

12 A peace loving "innocent civilian" in southern Lebanon moments before an Israeli jdam fulfills her deathwish.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at July 16, 2006 09:34 AM (8e/V4)

13 Now I can shoot myself in both feet at the same time! Praise Allah!

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 16, 2006 09:44 AM (v3I+x)

14 Rootin' tootin' Lebanese granny auditions for Slim Pickens' role in Mel Brooks' new movie, 'Blazing Camels'.

"She's a natural," says director Brooks, "She hates uppity Jews, especially when they hit her upside the head with a Merkhva."

Slim Pickens could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: RickZ at July 16, 2006 09:47 AM (WTD4o)

15 Y M CA!

Posted by: Good Lt at July 16, 2006 09:51 AM (jWYAe)

16 "Ya better say yer prayers, ya flea-bitten varmaint, I'm a-gonna blow ya to smithereenies!"

Posted by: yo at July 16, 2006 09:59 AM (bLhPK)

17 Oh, if you could just SEE what's going on behind this flag!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2006 10:33 AM (Ok807)

18 Sing it with me, sisters!

"I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
I feel pretty and witty and gay!
And I pity
Any girl who kills no Jews today!"

Posted by: Rhymes With Right at July 16, 2006 10:34 AM (RVC2Q)

19 A big fat Arab dyke with a deathwish for HER 72 virgins...

Posted by: Darth Vag at July 16, 2006 11:27 AM (+nlyI)

20 I'll show you once and for all that Islam is a religion of Peace! Stay STILL!

Posted by: Falcon at July 16, 2006 11:31 AM (y0GfP)

21 Satan's terrorist whore.

Posted by: Darth Vag at July 16, 2006 11:32 AM (+nlyI)

22 Islam is a religion of PEACE.

Posted by: Darth Vag at July 16, 2006 11:43 AM (+nlyI)

23 Say hello to my little friends.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at July 16, 2006 11:46 AM (8e/V4)

24 "Twelve of my fourteen sons have gone to get Seventy-two virgins, and I'm gonna be next. What? You say I don't get any virgins? What do I get? Nothing? You mean I've been f*cking pregnant half my life and I don't get no virgins?!!! WTF!!! What's a lesbian gotta do to get some virgins??? F*cking misogynist Muhammed, PBUH (piss be upon him)."

Posted by: Ansar al-Kufir at July 16, 2006 01:21 PM (X0Q+V)

25 Welcome to heaven, Mr Suicide Bomber. I am the first of your 72 virgins.

Posted by: RepJ at July 16, 2006 03:13 PM (aPvks)

26 The good, the bad, and the ugly. Not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: Leovinus at July 16, 2006 04:13 PM (I42Iw)

27 Jesusland wins.

Posted by: greyrooster at July 16, 2006 04:43 PM (EJPUn)

28 "On sale, only dropped once!"

Posted by: Fred Fry at July 16, 2006 05:49 PM (bYlKZ)

29 Meet the president of the Yosemite Sam Fan Club, Beirut Branch.

Posted by: Jester at July 16, 2006 07:02 PM (TuAMG)

30 Come and get some disproportionate response, baby!

Posted by: Phil at July 16, 2006 08:52 PM (OzVyv)

31 "I'm all about bitches and money!"

Posted by: Curtis Lemay at July 16, 2006 11:07 PM (4L5UZ)

32 Signalling a shift in military tactics, arab terrorists have now taken to arming the women and children they hide behind. Why waste a perfectly good innocent civilian.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at July 16, 2006 11:41 PM (8e/V4)

33 Just a little more landa and I go away and leavea you alone. I want Haifa. Haifa or we start a shooting these guns at you. Just give me Haifa and we makka the peace. You Jooooooze always so stingy witha thea landa.

Posted by: Hezbollaha Mamma at July 17, 2006 09:00 AM (6mUkl)

34 "hey you dirty kuffar, whose the got the juice now!" or "who needs bloods and crips when you could have allah!"

Posted by: The Boodge at July 17, 2006 09:28 AM (pTfDf)

35 "Say another word about my man-hands and I'll bitch-slap you with frick and frack here."

Posted by: Venom at July 17, 2006 10:21 AM (gyr2M)

36 Okay, dees thing american I like, the Colt .45. Beeger den deez, make beeg hole going out...

Posted by: haywood jablowmi at July 17, 2006 12:30 PM (VUmVc)

37 Burqua Beotch stands watch over the 2 Israeli soldiers being held hostage under her skirt.

TALK ABOUT PRISONER ABUSE!

Cover your face you skank!

Posted by: JustPlainJoe at July 17, 2006 12:53 PM (Xj6+u)

38 Debut of The Amazing Kreskinâ€™s new hypnotism act:

"Now I have placed a loaded gun in each hand and hidden a jew in your mouth. When I count to three, you will awake ....."

Posted by: Jake the Mus at July 17, 2006 03:23 PM (Gr2vx)

39 I blow you mother beetches! I blow you!

Posted by: Jacks Smirking Revenge at July 17, 2006 05:43 PM (CtVG6)

40 I was going to post a caption ... but I think I'm going to be sick! later .... ugh!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 17, 2006 07:01 PM (gLMre)

41 I hope all those jihadists get 72 replicas of medusa! Or that ugly bitch even better!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 17, 2006 07:03 PM (gLMre)

42 I shall shoot down the Zionist missiles.

Posted by: Howie at July 17, 2006 08:38 PM (D3+20)

43 These guns don't work so now Hezbollah has declared war on Israel. Hopefully their bombs can take me out of my misery.

Posted by: Chad Evans at July 18, 2006 01:31 AM (+0rMT)

44 My first fatwa! Huzzah! I'd like to thank all the little people; the insignificant ones like greg, rectus, jd, et al, whose skulls of solid stone have served to sharpen, rather than blunt my wit, as a whetstone to a blade. I guess stupid people are useful in some form after all.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 18, 2006 06:02 AM (v3I+x)

45 You put your .45s in, you pull your .45s out, you put your .45s in and you shake 'em all about...

Posted by: whatthefock at July 18, 2006 10:59 PM (oxMjD)

46 I sure would like to see some mugger try to rob that woman they will end up DEAD JIM

Posted by: sandpiper at July 19, 2006 10:59 PM (M9D/B)

47 How about: "Kiss me or I'll kill you!"

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at July 21, 2006 06:50 PM (jwbRD)

48 Having seen the face of Medusa, I am damaged for life now anyhow .... I'll never again be able to enjoy sex with a woman ..... shoot me bitch!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 22, 2006 01:48 PM (gLMre)

49 Like the face of Medusa, eerily I keep getting drawn back to gawk again at her ugly mug. I'm transfixed! Like stone! I'm going to need an excorcist!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 23, 2006 10:56 PM (gLMre)

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