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March 06, 2006

The Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Waaaah Edition

Caption this photo of a terrorist in Gitmo going nowhere, fast (oh my, is he being escorted by a female? The shame!):

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~~Fatwas issued Monday.~~

Fatwas issued! Damn, this was a tough one to judge. Normally I pick the ones that make me LOL. This time, almost all made me LOL. I had to go with ROFLMAO.

MarcoBlogo: "No..please...anything but the cartoons...."

jack: "Does my new orange jump suit make my ass look big?"

Steve Sharon: "President Steve Sharon's first executive order was to dress all Arab prisoners at Guantanamo Bay as pumpkins and carve them to death."

Fred Fry: "Terrorist: "Wait til I get my hands on that "Jihad is great" recruiter!"

DM: "No, not the comfy chair! Please anything but the comfy chair!"

And a unique tie in the Made Vinnie Laugh So Hard He Almost Made Wee-wee In His Pants Fatwa Division:

splashtc: "I had nothing to do with Natalees disappearance."

Jester: "Come on Abdul...you're in no condition to drive...now where did you park your car?"

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1 No..please...anything but the cartoons....

Posted by: MarcoBlogo at March 05, 2006 06:47 AM (DBjkO)

2 Fortunately for Khaleel, before being captured he had read the popular Al Qaida guide, "How to hide a potentially embarassing 'tenting' problem while being touched by a strong, but yet so delicate, infidel American woman soldier".

Posted by: Graeme at March 05, 2006 07:34 AM (jeglL)

3 I wouldn't mind that woman touching me. She is FINE!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Robert Savage at March 05, 2006 08:25 AM (CnDtU)

4 I had nothing to do with Natalees disappearance.

Posted by: splashtc at March 05, 2006 08:52 AM (CtJ6k)

5 Does my new orange jump suit make my ass look big?

Posted by: jack at March 05, 2006 09:20 AM (jRY/a)

6 "These shoes are so yesteryear!"

Posted by: Grumpy Troll at March 05, 2006 09:38 AM (kli5t)

7 Till up to this day, the request by inmates to ease their daily relocations by use of wheelchairs is still been denied!

Posted by: Dan at March 05, 2006 10:02 AM (Z2OsI)

8 I know that contact lens is around here somewhere...

Posted by: Chad at March 05, 2006 10:26 AM (E2GpM)

9 Fortunately for Rashid, his time in Gitmo, orange jumpsuit, not to mention the new 24â€™s on his Escalade, all qualify him as â€œGangstaâ€.

Posted by: RicardoVerde at March 05, 2006 10:37 AM (b+HIl)

10 No..wait..wait..I'm almost there...yes..yes..Oh Allah!

Posted by: Cookie at March 05, 2006 10:45 AM (wZLWV)

11 Prisoner Mustafa Bin Deerdundat weeps when he is informed that the female guards will no longer be wearing tight revealing outfits to the interrogations.

Posted by: Vox Poplar at March 05, 2006 11:08 AM (LYwks)

12 Hold on guys, I think I stepped in some tabouli. Oh crap! That's not tabouli!

Posted by: Oyster at March 05, 2006 11:31 AM (YudAC)

13 Brokeback Gitmo

Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 05, 2006 12:27 PM (tGTSA)

14 DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN PROPHET!

Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 05, 2006 12:31 PM (tGTSA)

15 NO kaffir , it isn't a Wahhabi in my pocket, nor am I pleased to see you, Allah help me.

Posted by: dave at March 05, 2006 02:02 PM (CcXvt)

16 Theres too many PORKY PIG cartoons on whats to do?

Posted by: sandpiper at March 05, 2006 02:03 PM (stdEd)

17 Come on Abdul...you're in no condition to drive...now where did you park your car?

Posted by: Jester at March 05, 2006 02:10 PM (QKZX5)

18 lol, good one, jester!

Posted by: Oyster at March 05, 2006 02:12 PM (YudAC)

19 I am not a terrorist! I tell you I am really an Israeli protesting against giving up Gaza! Why do you think I am dressed in Orange??? Didnt you see the protest pictures?.....This is all makeup-really. Look- Orange- Look!

Posted by: Steve Sharon at March 05, 2006 02:34 PM (gUNII)

20 President Steve Sharon's first executive order was to dress all Arab prisoners at Guantanamo Bay as pumpkins and carve them to death.

Posted by: Steve Sharon at March 05, 2006 02:39 PM (gUNII)

21 Not for the caption contest ...
Screw the guy in orange ...
this is for two in camo

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because you're mine, I walk the line

I find it very, very easy to be true
I find myself alone when each day is through
Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you
Because you're mine, I walk the line

As sure as night is dark and day is light
I keep you on my mind both day and night
And happiness I've known proves that it's right
Because you're mine, I walk the line

You've got a way to keep me on your side
You give me cause for love that I can't hide
For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide
Because you're mine, I walk the line

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because you're mine, I walk the line

Posted by: hondo at March 05, 2006 03:59 PM (fyKFC)

22 No, not the comfy chair! Please anything but the comfy chair!

Posted by: DM at March 05, 2006 06:05 PM (TmJyr)

23 Whatever happened to Agent Smith? I haven't seen him around her in months.

Posted by: Robert Savage at March 05, 2006 06:52 PM (CnDtU)

24 I mean here.

Posted by: Robert Savage at March 05, 2006 06:53 PM (CnDtU)

25 Now Ahmed understood why his new cellmate, the 315-pound weightlifter Mustafa, was known around Gitmo as, "Brokeback Muslim".

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at March 05, 2006 07:08 PM (RHG+K)

26 He developed a virus and was purged from the matrix.

Posted by: Oyster at March 05, 2006 07:19 PM (YudAC)

27 er ... that was in response to R. Savage.

Posted by: Oyster at March 05, 2006 07:19 PM (YudAC)

28 Shit, this is going to be a tough one to judge.

Posted by: Vinnie at March 05, 2006 07:29 PM (f289O)

29 Terrorist: "Wait til I get my hands on that "Jihad is great" recruiter!"

Posted by: Fred Fry at March 05, 2006 10:12 PM (HJnrm)

30 Finally Ronald McDonald is brought to justice.

Posted by: dave at March 06, 2006 04:32 AM (V8wjL)

31 Hang down your head Ahmed-Dooley! Hang down your head and cry!

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at March 06, 2006 06:35 AM (9UyxE)

32 Put your right foot in, put your right foot out .. turn all around and do the hokey pokey.

Hey, watch out for that pokey, mon.

Posted by: bubbe at March 06, 2006 07:28 AM (vZBQO)

33 It is important that military escorts remember to always wear their gloves when handling our "visitors from the 6th century".

Posted by: Tink at March 06, 2006 12:49 PM (r78od)

34 "I swear to Allah(pbuh) it wasn't me, you should be looking for the hamburglar"

Posted by: dave at March 06, 2006 02:11 PM (6n3Ru)

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