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August 06, 2006

The Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Oh No He Di'n't Edition

Fatwas issued for last week's contest:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa...

USMC Shooter for: "This is how you get Isaac to make new episodes of the love boat."

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa...

skald for: "Does my Hepatitis make me look fat?"

The "why u insult holly quoran?" fatwa...

Rodney Dill: "Does this make my ass look Fatwa?"

The I like his comments at Ace's blog fatwa:

BumperStickerist: "For my next TV role I play a Rear Admiral"
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This week's photo:

Fatwas issued in next week's edition.

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1 Dang it, she does still have a pulse!

Posted by: K T Cat at August 06, 2006 04:22 AM (KDU/K)

2 That's right, you dessicated old lich... kneel before Zod!

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"Hey, I saw you in Star Wars - you were great."

Posted by: Stewed Hamm at August 06, 2006 06:06 AM (IoR5s)

"Sorry Helen, Jenna and Barbara won't be able to take you up on that weekend visit invitation..........darn construction-grade gingerbread allergy."

Posted by: Graeme at August 06, 2006 07:53 AM (/Tvuo)

4 A doubting Thomas, a rapidly declining Thomas, a neurosyphilitic demented Thomas.

Posted by: Darth Vag at August 06, 2006 09:09 AM (+nlyI)

5 "Helen, I really don't know what the cause of your dementia is, and I don't think it deserves a federal program. Where I come from, we just call it senile."

Posted by: Darth Vag at August 06, 2006 09:22 AM (+nlyI)

6 "Yes Helen, I am aware President Reagan also had Alzheimer's. But at least he had the good grace to retire from public life before it advanced."

Posted by: Darth Vag at August 06, 2006 09:28 AM (+nlyI)

7 "Yes Helen, I used to drink too much too. But I stopped before it pickled my brain."

Posted by: Darth Vag at August 06, 2006 09:57 AM (+nlyI)

8 "Well Helen, Creutzfeldt-Jakob dementia is a logical result of being an evil, child-eating witch."

Posted by: Darth Vag at August 06, 2006 09:59 AM (+nlyI)

9 I really like to see that picture of you with Abraham Lincoln!

Posted by: Dan at August 06, 2006 10:10 AM (Z2OsI)

10 "Pay je Ganta Solo un Wookie!"

<i>translated</i>"Bring me Solo and the Wookie. "

Posted by: The Gentle Cricket at August 06, 2006 10:34 AM (6NaAe)

11 "Hey, I saw you in Star Wars - you were great."

- Stewed Hamm

Pure genius.

"Sorry Helen, Jenna and Barbara won't be able to take you up on that weekend visit invitation..........darn construction-grade gingerbread allergy."
- Graeme

Dammit, now I've got fruit-n-banana smoothie all over my screen and keyboard.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 06, 2006 11:04 AM (v3I+x)

12 "Fruit-n-banana smoothie"

Do you use FDS too?

Posted by: Darth Vag at August 06, 2006 11:28 AM (+nlyI)

13 Okay, it was a steak-n-vodka smoothie; is that better?

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 06, 2006 11:32 AM (v3I+x)

14 "It's been a pleasure, Helen, guess I'll C U Next Tuesday, huh?"

Posted by: yo at August 06, 2006 11:50 AM (fkcf6)

15 "Ya betta rekka-nize! Biyatch!"

Posted by: Ken at August 06, 2006 12:49 PM (mJD6w)

16 and together we shall rule the universe as Father and whatever you are.

Now I have told you before Helen,the peen is for Mrs Bush,no touchy.

Posted by: tarzan at August 06, 2006 01:19 PM (dz4G5)

17 How many times have I warned you, Helen, not to fall for the ol' "reach for popcorn on the NY Times reporter's lap" routine?

Posted by: Macktastick at August 06, 2006 01:59 PM (x+8Rs)

18 Dude beside Helen thinks "Wow, that is a big stick!"

Yo! Whatâ€™s up with the moon?

If you havenâ€™t noticed, since the US said we were going back to stay a lot of others are on the bandwagon. China, Russia, Europe, Japan, even India have all announced plans to go to the moon.

Why?
FIND OUT AT MY SITE

take abreak at my site baby, its grooovey

http://amassachusettsrepublican.blogspot.com/

Posted by: massachusetts republican at August 06, 2006 02:21 PM (TiKv7)

19 HT: We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
W: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

or (from the same movie)

HT: Surrender.
W: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

or (from the same movie)

True love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.

or (haven't you figured it out by now?)

Good night, Helen. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

Posted by: Aaron's cc: at August 06, 2006 02:27 PM (ov6Vw)

20 Tony said that if I look her straight in the eye my balls will shrivel up, but that happened when I made my immigration policy so now I have nothing to loose. Hehe

Posted by: Mrs Abe Froman at August 06, 2006 02:29 PM (bUP5y)

21 Gee helen, I wanna thank you for cementing my conservative creds. Yer a real piece of work.

Posted by: Fathairybastard at August 06, 2006 02:45 PM (Xuwmu)

22 "Come into my parlor," said the Spider to the Fly.

Posted by: Rhymes With Right at August 06, 2006 02:52 PM (Z7Wsy)

23 Psst - Helen...

Bill wanted me to tell you - he's in the back room waiting for you.
<wink><wink> <nudge><nudge>

Posted by: thaitied at August 06, 2006 02:54 PM (TfTAE)

24 Why Helen, you are looking wonderful!

Formaldehyde?

Posted by: thaitied at August 06, 2006 02:56 PM (TfTAE)

25 "You got a purdy mouth...."

Posted by: thaitied at August 06, 2006 02:57 PM (TfTAE)

26 Good one, thaited.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 06, 2006 04:22 PM (v3I+x)

27 My condolences on the death of your brain.

Posted by: Stephanie at August 06, 2006 04:27 PM (1C3dO)

28 Hey Helen, or 'Al" whatever the heck your name is...so when are you going to stop dressing in drag, anyway?

Posted by: Kermit at August 06, 2006 05:38 PM (4kbTL)

29 In a moment of compassion, Bush consoles Helen for her recent failing of the testosterone test given by the Tour de France officials.

Posted by: kermit at August 06, 2006 05:52 PM (4kbTL)

30 Seen here, President Bush congratulates Helen Thomas on her appointment as Hezbollah's new press secretary.

"Have fun in Beirut," said Mr. Bush.

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Bush: "After that house landed on you, we all thought you were a goner."

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Seen here, President Bush shows signs of tiring from Helen's repeated requests to pull her finger.

Posted by: yo at August 06, 2006 06:23 PM (fkcf6)

31 "Let go Helen, really you're hurting my hand."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 06, 2006 08:12 PM (tGTSA)

32 "Helen, after they are done with renovating the press room, the contracter agreed to apply new plaster and a coat of paint to you, too!"

Posted by: thaitied at August 06, 2006 08:58 PM (TfTAE)

33 "There is no hate lost between us."
The Witch. Act IV. Scene 3.

Posted by: Darth Vag at August 06, 2006 09:41 PM (+nlyI)

34 HT: It burrrnnnsss! Burns ussss, poor Helen, it burnsss usss! Nassty Pressidentsss . . .

Posted by: Crusader Coyote at August 07, 2006 08:31 AM (wyQq6)

35 You're right my dear. Deleters do eat shit with a spoon.

Posted by: greyrooster at August 07, 2006 09:24 AM (NbWo9)

36 Damn if it donâ€™t smell like the back forty on the Crawford ranch.
Helen, you shit your pants again didnâ€™t you?

Posted by: Brad at August 07, 2006 09:53 AM (6mUkl)

37 Helen falls for the old hand buzzer gag again while Reuters' crack photo team snap photos which will later be Photoshopped to show GW grabbing her teets.

Posted by: JustPlainJoe at August 07, 2006 12:35 PM (Xj6+u)

38 I didn't know witches could have orgasms!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at August 08, 2006 08:04 AM (gLMre)

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