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March 17, 2007

The Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Early Edition (Updated: Answered!)

So, it's not the Blog Sabbath, but it's a caption contest with a twist.

Caption the photo, the person who gets the closest caption to the truth will be given a "i will cut ur neck" fatwa, the highest form of caption contest fatwa issued at TJR. Thereby removing the need for me to issue a fatwa.

The blog that posted the photo, and therefore the answer, will be linked tomorrow.

Certain entries will be disqualified, they know who they are.

Update: As promised, here's the background for the picture.

Have fun fatwa-ing yourselves, I'm going to go drink green beer and Irish whiskey till someone vomits.

Update, Too: The vomiting will have to wait. The wife wants to see "The 300."

Donch'a wish your wife was hot like mine?

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1 A two-fer! Britney Spears teams up with Sony debuting worlds first microscopic camera. The camera, inserted in the tip of tatoo artist's needle, will show Spears' freshly shaved bean being tatooed with 'rehab boyfriend's' name.

Spears' comments: "I really don't use my head for much of anything, so what the hey.." Her bean could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: mrclark at March 17, 2007 12:02 AM (XGu1s)

2 Ross Perot or Barack Obama?

Posted by: JihadGene at March 17, 2007 12:32 AM (FTAjp)

3 Nosferatu eagerly awaits the setting of the sun so that he may again walk among us.

Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at March 17, 2007 12:35 AM (EDOzd)

4 "Not another slideshow!?" USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at March 17, 2007 12:49 AM (2OHpj)

5 And then the editor of the Weekly World News bet Bat Boy that he couldn't fit his head in the hole.

Posted by: Moose at March 17, 2007 12:50 AM (3btGz)

6 Answer: The silhouette of her gynecologyst

Question: What Nancy Pelosi's IUD sees through her square vagina..

Posted by: mrclark at March 17, 2007 01:11 AM (XGu1s)

7 Osama can find no hole dark enough to hide from Fred Thompson

Posted by: mrclark at March 17, 2007 01:34 AM (XGu1s)

8 Proof that the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

Posted by: NorthernCross at March 17, 2007 02:38 AM (7vz05)

9 Barack Obama looks out his campaign HQ at Al Sharpton and his bullhorn. (Idea swiped from Rush).

Posted by: Jabba the Tutt at March 17, 2007 06:00 AM (uBzBg)

10 xerxes: damn those doggone dirty spartans.

Posted by: dr. akim ullshitbay at March 17, 2007 06:28 AM (oVgms)

11 Much to her surprise, Britney discovers that trains really do have square lights.

or.....

Considering a role in a cheap porn remake of Poltergeist.

Posted by: RicardoVerde at March 17, 2007 07:50 AM (QrIXC)

12 Nosferatu's presentation was going well, until PowerPoint died while attempting to open an attached Excel file.

Posted by: Jeff Medcalf at March 17, 2007 09:31 AM (7Q2cA)

13 THX1138 goes for a stroll.

Posted by: Son Of The Godfather at March 17, 2007 10:25 AM (Shqkb)

14 "Sinead O'Connor, go into the light..."

Posted by: Son Of The Godfather at March 17, 2007 10:27 AM (Shqkb)

15 "Gollum, go into the light..."

Posted by: Son Of The Godfather at March 17, 2007 10:27 AM (Shqkb)

It's an inverse-photo of that "Powder" fella from the movie.

Posted by: Son Of The Godfather at March 17, 2007 10:32 AM (Shqkb)

17 "Dick? It's me, Scooter. Dick? Where are you? Dick? Dick..."

or

"Follow the light, Scooter. Follow the liiiggghhtttt....."

or

"Are we really sure about this global warming thing?
There's an awful lot of snow out there."
"Don't worry, Al. We can spin this."

Posted by: Timothy S. Carlson at March 17, 2007 10:46 AM (uBBUD)

18 "What, me worry?"

Posted by: CanForce 101 at March 17, 2007 01:21 PM (xfvyZ)

19 It can't be Barack...I can't see the halo.

Posted by: Randman at March 17, 2007 04:20 PM (Sal3J)

20 Wait a minute...... this ain't that bald headed chick from Star Trek is it?

Posted by: RicardoVerde at March 17, 2007 06:19 PM (yZ0Nx)

21 "Captain? Captain Willard? Wake up, sir..."

Posted by: mojo at March 17, 2007 09:12 PM (8/+i2)

22 Here on this post above all else, you all shine. Those were some funny ass quips.

Posted by: wb at March 17, 2007 10:28 PM (s6CsG)

23 Vinnie...my wife's hot too. She wanted to go see 300 too. I wondered about it.... Why does she want to see it? The blood and gore? The glory and righteousness of fighting for freedom? The six packs and leather thongs?

hmmm...I'd like to think it was for the idea of people standing against oppression and standing for freedom, but maybe it was just to see a corrupt politician take a sword in the gut.

Posted by: mrclark at March 17, 2007 11:13 PM (XGu1s)

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