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July 06, 2006

The Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: But Don't Call Them Unpatriotic Edition

I originally wasn't going to bother with the BSCC this week, it being a holiday weekend and all. My original plan was to head to the local B&N, or Borders, grab a copy of the holly quoran*, and take it out to the hinterlands for a little target practice. After the filthy Ottomans soiled the deckplates of the Sandcrawler, I was keen to find out what a .300 WinMag would do to Islam's holy book at various distances.

However, common sense prevailed when it came to me that a brand new copy of the Koran costs about the same as a case of beer. Someday I'll do what Aaron did and get one on Ebay.

Anyhoo, caption this photo of St. Cindy Of Our Perpetual Dingbat protesting in Vienna (a city nearly captured by the filthy Ottomans, btw), Austria.

Fatwas will be issued Independence Day.

Updated : Vinnie has tapped Howie to issue belated fatwas on this one. Any disagreements with said picks or our dragging asses should still be directed at Vinnie at the address on the contacts page.

So, letâ€™s pick a winner!..hmm..hmm.hmmâ€¦dahtadee tee dee dumâ€¦â€¦

"i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Just Plain Joe for:

"In my right hand I have everything I own. In my left, my purpose in life."

"Devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Filthy Allah for:

â€œAs much as I cannot stand this woman, she does have a nice pair of teeeeets for an ol filly.â€

Honorary right back atcha with a fatwa fatwa issued against Mr Venom for:

â€œCindy Sheehan, with her army of supporters, demands another 15 minutes.â€

* For the uninitiated, some of us here received a death threat from an Egyptian Islamotard who asked "why u insult holly quoran?"

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1 Every time I see that ugly cows face I want to hurl my cookies. She's almost as bad as Jacko.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at July 02, 2006 12:13 AM (8e/V4)

2 "Somebody went to Crawford and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

Posted by: Rhymes With Right at July 02, 2006 12:31 AM (llOKb)

3 Like...omygod! Bush is stupid and stuff!

Posted by: Good Lt at July 02, 2006 06:56 AM (jWYAe)

4 As much as I cannot stand this woman, she does have a nice pair of teeeeets for and ol filly.

Posted by: Filthy at July 02, 2006 07:14 AM (4bHB2)

5 The Truth!! You can't handle the truth!!

Posted by: Rodney Dill at July 02, 2006 08:21 AM (tGTSA)

6 Cindy (thinking): Why do I always get the feeling that Bush is watching me?"

(any reference that Cindy was actually thinking were only employed for comedic purposes, no brain cells were actually used or harmed by the subject of this picture.)

Posted by: Rodney Dill at July 02, 2006 08:25 AM (tGTSA)

7 Sheehan bitch: Gained attention by the death of her son who joined the military to get away from her.

Posted by: greyrooster at July 02, 2006 08:56 AM (N2Rg1)

8 Speaking truth to power! waahaaaa!

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at July 02, 2006 09:32 AM (8e/V4)

9 Camelus sheehanus:
A awkward looking ungulate in the genus Camelus with two humps, thus making it a close relative of the Bactrian camel.

Posted by: Darth Vag at July 02, 2006 09:38 AM (+nlyI)

10 Dairy heifers like this one are contributing to global warming with the immense amount of methane gas they spew.

Posted by: Darth Vag at July 02, 2006 09:44 AM (+nlyI)

11 Cindy Sheehan leads a diverse group of demonstrators in Vienna demanding an Anschlus with the Islamic Republic of Iran.

Posted by: Brad at July 02, 2006 09:44 AM (utJ4A)

12 Cindy...
If you really want to be Jane Fonda, you're going to have to plasticize your sagging face and body.

Posted by: Darth Vag at July 02, 2006 09:47 AM (+nlyI)

13 A lone dairy heifer marching amid a herd of steers and queers.

Posted by: Darth Vag at July 02, 2006 09:50 AM (+nlyI)

14 You know, these Code Pink girls are really lucky - they never have to clean their diaphragm's.

Posted by: svs at July 02, 2006 10:02 AM (K/rty)

15 "In my right hand I have everything I own. In my left, my purpose in life."

Posted by: JustPlainJoe at July 02, 2006 10:17 AM (Ysogo)

16 Walking is good for your diet! I just got to get rid of this muffintop.

Posted by: jack at July 02, 2006 10:47 AM (aitZQ)

17 You like'em? Michael Moore paid for the lift, and George Soros for the silicon. Being nearly brain dead, the anesthesia harldy cost me a thing.

Alternate: welcome back, Jawa Report!

Posted by: Pigilito at July 02, 2006 02:03 PM (KwuV0)

18 Look, Ma! No patriotism!

Posted by: RepJ at July 02, 2006 10:20 PM (iv0ft)

19 "Save the truth! What the world needs now are lies, sweet lies."

Posted by: Glen at July 03, 2006 01:38 AM (PmiCb)

20 Wheeeee, this fun, Casey I never could have done it without you. wheeee! I'm mourning, wheeeee!!!

Posted by: Howie at July 03, 2006 06:18 AM (D3+20)

21 Cindy Sheehan is a complete tool for the left. I found this site that has a t-shirt of her titled "American Idiot." Finally somebody has the courage to offend the left! check it out here: politees.net!

Posted by: The Boodge at July 03, 2006 10:44 AM (ODg3W)

22 Cindy Sheehan is a complete tool for the left. I found this site that has a t-shirt of her titled "American Idiot." Finally somebody has the courage to offend the left! check it out here: politees.net!

Posted by: The Boodge at July 03, 2006 10:45 AM (ODg3W)

23 Cindy Sheehan is a complete tool for the left. I found this site that has a t-shirt of her titled "American Idiot." Finally somebody has the courage to offend the left! check it out here: politees.net!

Posted by: The Boodge at July 03, 2006 10:46 AM (ODg3W)

24 there may be peace between my old saggy boobs but nothing between my ears

Posted by: jarrod at July 03, 2006 12:33 PM (a1pg+)

25 Sorry about my comment coming up 3x, computer was acting up! I think Cindy's picture caused it to malfunction.

Posted by: The Boodge at July 03, 2006 04:41 PM (5AXjg)

26 Wait! Penis come back! It's only a picture! Dammit......not again.

Posted by: Graeme at July 03, 2006 05:39 PM (0IQoU)

27 Cindy Sheehan, with her army of supporters, demands another 15 minutes.

Posted by: Venom at July 04, 2006 09:27 AM (gtzil)

28 Mmmmmoooooooooooooo.

Posted by: Leatherneck at July 06, 2006 10:32 PM (D2g/j)

29 I would rather wear a T-Shirt with a eagle on it rather then one that urine yellow with the 70s chicken footprint on it

Posted by: sandpiper at July 09, 2006 06:56 PM (uPdgJ)

30 Three phrases should be among the most common in our daily usage. They are: Thank you, I am grateful and I appreciate.

Posted by: penis enlargement at July 22, 2006 07:05 PM (bq9ok)

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