July 04, 2006

Silly Norks

They threatened the US with nuclear annihilation yesterday:

North Korea would respond to a pre-emptive U.S. military attack with an “annihilating strike and a nuclear war,” the state-run media said Monday, heightening anti-U.S. rhetoric amid close scrutiny of its missile program.

The Korean Central News Agency, citing an unidentified Rodong Sinmun newspaper “analyst,” accused the United States of increasing military pressure on the isolated communist state and basing new spy planes on the Korean Peninsula.

The North Korean threat of retaliation, which is often voiced by its state-controlled media, comes amid U.S. official reports that Pyongyang has shown signs of preparing for a test of a long-range missile. North Korea claims it has the right to such a launch.

On Friday, Pyongyang accused the United States of driving the situation on the Korean Peninsula “to the brink of war,” and said it is fully prepared to counter any U.S. aggression.

Shoot down their missile, please. Cut off all aid to the morons. Let them starve in the cold until they decide to get rid of the Dear Leader and join the civilized world. Did I mention that 10 Iranian missile engineers went to NK to help with the missile prep?

More on why it is an evil place:

As a trained pediatrician, Vollertsen was particularly moved by the fate of North Korea’s children. Outside Pyongyang, malnutrition is widespread and often severe. On trips to Nampo, a port city a short drive southwest of Pyongyang, he regularly spotted gangs of children working on a 10-lane highway, the kind of grandiose trophy project North Korea loves to build. There were thousands of kids, some as young as eight, breaking rocks with hammers and hauling them in wheel- barrows or makeshift backpacks.

Simply evil.

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1 Thank you Bill Clinton, thank you Madyline Albright for making all this possible.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at July 04, 2006 08:58 AM (8e/V4)

2 Jesus H., why don't we just nuke them and get it over with?

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 04, 2006 02:10 PM (v3I+x)

3 They don't like being called norks, they are called D.A.N.K.s = Dumb A$$ North Koreans. I just wish they would stop being in the news so my soldiers would stop trying to get me to do my impersonation of Kim Jon Ill. "Oh helwo"

Posted by: Paladin_six at July 04, 2006 04:13 PM (Zql5R)

4 If you run around flaunting your (Taepo)dong in public, someone will take potshots at you.

Posted by: George guy at July 04, 2006 09:12 PM (QkOQC)

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