January 12, 2006

Shut Up!

People who need to STFU:

Pat Robertson. Every time you open your mouth, you score one for Satan. Shut up and quit telling everyone they deserve what they got you idiot.

Ted Kennedy. I could expound on this one for a while, but I'm just sick of his fat, pompus ass.

Lindsey GrahamNearly everyone on the judicial committee. If you're being mean enough to make a woman cry, and you aren't eve talking TO that woman, then you need to reconsider what you're saying.

Ray Nagin. You're an idiot. You've been an idiot forever, but Katrina really brought it out in you. You've got a snowball's chance in hell of getting reelected because the people that didn't hate you before certainly do now. Shut up and go out with a little dignity already.

Chuck Schumer. The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

Arnold Schwarzenegger. If you weren't the Terminator, no one would even notice the fact that you're Governor. I thought you ran as a Republican?

Judge Edward Cashman. The problem, you idiot, is that if you let him go, he's NOT going to get help, he's going to go rape more children. If that doesn't bother you, maybe we should lock the two of you up together and he can rape you for four years. Maybe then you'll have a different outlook on your sentencing.

I'm sure there are more, but I have to get back to work.

Update: OK. Thanks for the update on Graham. I'll admit I got hasty on that one.

Posted by: Drew at 11:19 AM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 I love you guys, but seriously, Graham (R) wasn't calling anyone, say, a bigot. It was on the other side of the aisle with their double secret subpeonas to investigate someone else's papers and their assertions that ScAlito hates women, minorities and eats babies.
With you on Robertson, Kennedy, Nagin, et al.

Posted by: Brad at January 12, 2006 11:41 AM (LVVcX)

2 I don't think Graham belongs on that list either, but everyone else richly deserves to be. Pat Robertson especially has become to the Right what Louis Farrakhan is to the Left--a sheer liability that you just can't jettison.

The Mrs. Alito incident illustrates the smear-fest that confirmation hearings have degenerated to. If I had to undergo one, I wouldn't take my friends with me any more than I'd ask them to sit in on my colonoscopy.

Posted by: ShannonKW at January 12, 2006 12:00 PM (dT1MB)

3 I wonder if Robertson has ever read Job or Ecclesiastes?

Posted by: Rusty at January 12, 2006 12:01 PM (JQjhA)

4 Or any other part of the Bible.

Posted by: Drew at January 12, 2006 12:02 PM (aMMC1)

5 If they did - what would we blog about?

Posted by: hondo at January 12, 2006 12:35 PM (3aakz)

6 I think Robertson is a stealth liberal. He is regularly quoted in the press when no one needs to hear anything he has to say, as what he says is usually stupid. One wonders why he plays into the hands of the liberals and leftists. It is as if he wants to help them.

Posted by: jesusland joe at January 12, 2006 03:49 PM (rUyw4)

7 Excluding Arnie, that's a damn good list of people who need a bullet in the back of the head.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 12, 2006 04:22 PM (0yYS2)

8 Lindsey Graham is a staunch supporter of Alito. He was sincerely apologizing to Alito's wife for the behavior of the others. That was simply when the damn broke for her. She was holding up pretty well and a simple act of kindness is was did it.

All the rest? I'm all over it.

Posted by: Oyster at January 12, 2006 05:22 PM (YudAC)

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