Not content with being the utterly discredited laughing stock of the nation, musician/internationally noted climatologist Sheryl Crow has issued another decree and condemnation to the peons below.

Forget one square. You people are the most arrogant pricks on the planet because you "refuse to acknowledge climate change."

However, what terrifies me is not what we are ignoring about the state of our planet but the fact that we seem to have lost touch with our connection to the earth. We have risen to great heights of arrogance in our refusal to acknowledge that the earth is changing. We hold steadfast to our belief that nothing can happen to us as a people. We get into our oversized (sic), war-machine-like vehicles, get on our cell phones and blackberries, and avoid having human contact all day long.

Sheryl, sweetie? People who tour with caravans of three tractor trailers, four buses and six cars shouldn't be preaching to the rest of us about our alleged environmental sins. That means, to the educated person, that Sheryl Crow's warmonger mobiles produce many times the amount of pollution that even the most egregious Sunday driver like myself could ever hope to "destroy all creation" with.

And just for this display of addle-brained nonsense, I'm goin' out for a drive - without a destination, and with the foot lead-weighted to my floorboard. Maybe an ant somewhere will die when I run over it, at which time we can all get together and cry over it while denouncing a) Bush's foreign policy, b) Bush's fiscal policy, c) Bush's social policy, and "war."

Heroes. Heroes.

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