September 05, 2007
Who is has the sexiest walk on Earth? Nope, not Jessica Alba, it's The Jawa Report's special corespondent, delegate to the UN, and official mascot Angelina Jolie. You can't argue against science. I mean, there are numbers and equations and all sorts of fancy doo-dads! And how dare they try to rig a scientific experiment. One that definitively, positively, empirically, and with epistemological certitude proves that Angelina is hot. And I mean smokin.
The video below is what we call an anecdote. It's not science..... but it's proof enough for me.
I couldn't find a video comparing Angelina Jolie to Jessica Alba, but it is Angelina vs. Liv Tyler. On the negative side it does have a Justin Timberlake soundtrack. On the positive side it has ANGELINA JOLIE and LIV TYLER! Just turn the sound off and enjoy. SFW unless you're in Saudi Arabia.
Bonus pic of Jessica Alba proving that she, like my beloved Angelina, is also a Jawa Report reader.
Thanks to AllahP who apparently has taken to reading celebrity gossip blogs proving, once again, that he's not ghey.
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