September 18, 2006

Cube Worshippers Declare Jihad Against Christians

MOHAMMEDCHICS.jpgTwo Islamic Militant Groups The Mujahdeen Shura Council and , Ansar al-Sunnah have declared open war on Christians. First they insult Christians by describing them as, “cross worshippers.” This is an accusation of idolatry.

Times Online UK:Today an internet statement by the Mujahideen Shura Council, an umbrella group led by Iraq’s branch of al Qaeda, threatened reprisals against "worshippers of the cross" for the Pope's remarks.

"We shall break the cross and spill the wine. ... (you will have no choice but) Islam or death," said the statement, citing a hadith (saying of the Prophet Mohammed) promising Muslims that they would "conquer Rome... as they conquered Constantinople".

"We tell the worshipper of the cross (the Pope) that you and the West will be defeated, as is the case in Iraq, Afghanistan, Chechnya. God enable us to slit their throats, and make their money and descendants the bounty of the Mujahideen."

As usual with such statements, the authenticity could not be verified. It was posted on an internet site often used by al-Qaeda and other militant groups. It continued: "The Pope in the Vatican turns in the orbit of Bush. His remarks form part of the mobilisation for a crusade announced by Bush, to raise the morale of the crusader armies."

Two other armed groups in Iraq, Jaish al-Mujahedeen (the Mujahedeen’s Army) and Asaeb al-Iraq al-Jihadiya (League of Jihadists in Iraq), have already threatened the Vatican with reprisals in statements posted on Islamist internet websites.

Another militant group in Iraq, Ansar al-Sunnah, today also vowed to fight Christians in retaliation.

"You will only see our swords until you go back to God’s true faith Islam," it said in a separate statement, which called the Pope "Satan’s hellhound in the Vatican", saying he was "proud today of his hatred towards Muslims".

"The day is coming when the armies of Islam will destroy the ramparts of Rome," it added in the statement addressed to "Crusaders".

I’ll ignore the insult, calling me a cross worshipper. I mean what weight can that have coming from a bunch of guys who bow to a giant cube five times a day?

Islamic rulers in the past have forced Jews to wear small cows around their neck to remind them of the Golden Calf episode from the Old Testament. However it appears they did not learn the lesson very well as they are still bowing to a giant cube in the center of Mecca. It’s not that shape of the idol that matters.

I'm also offended by the claim I read the other day that if Jesus returned tomorrow he would be a Muslim. I can think of nothing more Anti-Christ than Muhammad's teachings. I find it an insult to Jesus.

Of course the followers of the religion of peace do have one solution to my faith. Kill me. I have some material saved up. Stay tuned I'll be going for a Fatwa.

Posted by: Howie at 09:31 AM | Comments (18) | Add Comment
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1 Go Howie, Go !!!!!!!

Hey anybody taking bets as to what's really inside that cube?

Posted by: memphis761 at September 18, 2006 10:25 AM (D3+20)

2 Oh, bring it on, bring it on!  Dubya is visiting the UN this morning, and there is nothing I would like to hear more than for him to respond to this with a "formal declaration of war" on Islamotards.  I know, I know, we supposedly have been at war, in spirit, due to the GWOT, but seems to me we need a formal response, in a world court setting, to this latest outrageous demonstration from the "Religion on Peace"TM.  There needs to be a formal response to calls for the Pope's execution by the Mujahadeen Retard Council, or whatever they are called. 
 
Let's get it on!

Posted by: EricInTexas at September 18, 2006 10:26 AM (S6LwU)

3 Islam or death...

Of course they mean this in a peaceful, instrospective sort of way. People here love to jump on me for calling for the extermination of muslims, but those are their conditions, not mine; if we don't exterminate them they will exterminate us, and they are very clear on that point.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 18, 2006 10:34 AM (v3I+x)

4 If you pull the sheets away fron the cube you will see eight sides of  different colors that when scrambled makes for a challenging puzzle.
 
Again, someone needs to explain to these idiots that Constantinope, and Rome already fell. The Pope lives in the Vatican City, is Catholic, and Bush is not.
 
BTW Islamotards, I am building a sandcastle Vatican City in my front yard. Feel free to come by any time a destroy it. Pay no attention to the large frothing dog hiding behind the Shrubbery!
 
NEE!

Posted by: SeeMonk at September 18, 2006 10:40 AM (7teJ9)

5 Yes, IM, nothing more peaceful and introspective than having your head sawed off with a dull butcher knife. Of course, it's for your own good, right?

SeeMonk, your shrubbery - something nice, I take it, not too expensive? Let me know if any sheet heads show up; IM and I will stop by and help you "fart in their general direction"...

Posted by: EricInTexas at September 18, 2006 10:48 AM (S6LwU)

6 The cube is a giant "continuum transfunctioner" that will jettison all the Islamotards in a spaceship to Allah for their eternal vacation paradise in the lake of fire (72 hot chicks giving oral pleasure not included).

I had some Muslim try to tell me today that it wasn't Jesus that was on the cross but someone Allah made to look like Jesus. I laughed and told him if that is true then Allah's deception is responsible for the creation and growth of about 2 billion (counting up all the Catholics and Protestants)followers of Jesus Christ. How do you like them apples goatdiddler? He surprisingly didn't have a comeback. That's right Buckwheat, Allah created Christianity if what Muhammad said is true. He's probably still processing that one. What do you expect from someone who faces and prays towards a black rock in a box five times a day?

Posted by: Stan the Infidel in Indonesia at September 18, 2006 11:04 AM (8bR3f)

7 It is a space rock not an idol. Idolitry is against islam. And if you claim otherwise the devil will do meatballs with your bodies. Yes Eric, I will let you know if I have any visitors. Can't keep the cats out right now. Who would have thought cats were muslim.

Posted by: SeeMonk at September 18, 2006 11:33 AM (7teJ9)

Posted by: Howie at September 18, 2006 11:40 AM (YdcZ0)

9 IM: the way I see it, the choice is really: death, or DEATH. There's nothing living in islam. It's a death cult all the way, both for themselves and the rest of us.

Posted by: n.a. palm at September 18, 2006 11:58 AM (CWQzg)

10 As concerning the cube they worship:  It's a big Mohammed-In-The-Box.  There's a hand-crank on the back, if they will bother to look.  Crank it a few times and a Mohammed doll with spring out with a message, "I was just kidding about the Quran-Islam-Allah-Jihad thing.  Ha ha." 

Allahtuv people have been fooled.

There is nothing new under the sun.  Christ said that as they persecuted Him, they would persecute those that followed Him...and so it has been for 2,000 years...and so it will be until He returns.  But be not deceived, God is not mocked.  Whatever a person sews, he will also reap.

Posted by: Cruci-Fide at September 18, 2006 01:15 PM (xdG5W)

11 And the liberal left-wing news media as well as the hollywood left and the ACLU have also declared war on christains to

Posted by: sandpiper at September 18, 2006 01:21 PM (PObDu)

12 My question is will the Pope give in and beg forgiveness. An act that will show the muslims that Catholics are afraid of them.

Posted by: greyrooster at September 18, 2006 02:45 PM (Ku/0k)

13 Yes. I am calling upon the Muslim world to apologize for the inflamitory remarks.

Well... I am waiting.... still waiting.... still... zzzzzzz.

(wake me up when it comes)

Posted by: Conservative Culture at September 18, 2006 02:54 PM (HCXH7)

14 Yeah Greyrooster, I'm afraid so. He already said he's sorry that it made the scumbags so angry. Already buckling and back-pedaling. A bishop with balls would simply call them as he sees 'em and give no apologies for their wanton behavior. Essentially the Pope backpedaled like Bush did over the Danish Muhammed cartoons.

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at September 18, 2006 03:05 PM (Dd86v)

15 Nice post Howie, and cool sign.

I can see my future as follows: Mr. Jarhead, why did you destroy all those moon god worshippers that declared war on you? Well Sir, herrrrrreee's your sign.

Posted by: Leatherneck at September 18, 2006 04:16 PM (D2g/j)

16 HERE!! HERE!!
your spot on....I WILL NOT SUBMIT..try to cut my head off....by the end of my .223 and other assorted fun and games....bring it on islime....bite me!!

Posted by: one take jake at September 18, 2006 05:35 PM (7AmLP)

17 They grovel to a meteorite. 'Nuf said.

Posted by: Stormcleaver at September 18, 2006 06:07 PM (jIXSy)

18 Word up.

Posted by: Leatherneck at September 18, 2006 06:20 PM (D2g/j)

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