August 24, 2007
Radioctive Money Helps Nab Insurgents!
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“With the help of the American CIA, we put tiny, radioactive fibers in special bills,†said an anonymous source named ‘Tariq’ at the Iraqi mint. “These were given to suspected insurgents so that we could follow the money whenever it changed hands. Now we know exactly when it’s used to buy weapons from Iran or Syria.†...A super-sekrit source tells The Jawa Report that the bills are handed out by double-agent squirrels!“Each of the ‘hot’ bills shows up as a tiny blip on our monitors,†he said. “As soon as one of them passes from Iraq, we close in on whoever is spending the money.
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