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May 13, 2007

Proof That England Oppresses Muslims

It has to be true, they like, printed flyers and stuff, and are gonna like, protest, and march, and hold signs and things so that they can prove how oppressed they are, becuz, hey, in their own country, they'd like, be flying kites and eating sweets if it weren't for their Imperial British Overlords, who, like don't really Overlord them, but, becauze they moved to Britain, now they like, have British overlords. English ones, too.

Proof under the fold, thanks to Jen Glenvey.

Posted by: Vinnie at 12:26 AM | Comments (16) | Add Comment
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The irony is almost palpable. Oh, and look - on their darling little poster they've got a photo of those mixed-up miscreants with signs urging Muslims to 'behead those that insult Islam'.

If they're actually going to protest outside number 10 - which regrettably is their right as...British citizens - I hope somebody at least has the wherewithall to check them for explosives.

Heh, 'British oppression' - now that's funny.

Posted by: Infidelsalwayswin at May 13, 2007 02:21 AM (mTdGQ)

2 The tard on the left sporting a wraparound beard with matching pink sling was found to have indecent material on his computer. Our uninvited bastard police force put a slug in this model citizen's arm preventing him from jacking off to kiddie-fiddling pics. Now that's oppression.

Posted by: westerninfidel at May 13, 2007 02:33 AM (0awl+)

3 On the website this is what they list as oppression:-

MAN MADE LAW
POLICE RAIDS
ARRESTS
PRISONER ABUSE
IRAQ
AFGHANISTAN
ANTI-ISLAM
MUSLIM WOMAN
INSULTING PROPHET (saw)

These people should be forcibly deported somewhere, anywhere else, even if they are British.

Posted by: Liam at May 13, 2007 05:28 AM (eEvQS)

Man made laws? Oh dear god, no!

Jesus, those are very nebulous, eh? They should add 'clouds' and exhaust fumes' to that list too...

Posted by: Infidelsalwayswin at May 13, 2007 05:32 AM (mTdGQ)

5 Sounds like open season to me.

Posted by: dick at May 13, 2007 09:43 AM (iBXa9)

6 Is it just me, or is the "i" in British a picture of Lindy England? That model British soldier? oh wait, she's American. So no concers about turthfulness when trying to incite a reaction.

Besides, it must be part of their meta-narative truth.

Posted by: Todler at May 13, 2007 09:54 AM (wxO4R)

7
MAN MADE LAW! Well as a atheist all I see in the world are
MAN MADE LAWs. It is sad to see how retarded islam really is.

Posted by: Legrand at May 13, 2007 10:21 AM (/etUv)

8 Enabled at every turn by their Leftwing handlers to stoke their hatred of the West. It's what they have in common.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at May 13, 2007 11:43 AM (8e/V4)

9 It seems to me these 'oppressed Muslims' should not only RISE, they should also get on a bus, travel to the airport, get on planes and travel to some country where they will be less oppressed.
Perhaps their countries of origin?

Oh, wait... that's right... all of those Muslim nations have much less liberty than the UK provides to these ingrates.
So maybe they should just shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Kafir at May 13, 2007 07:11 PM (HsmTD)

10 They apparently are so oppressed that they can foment violence and rebellion in their host country with total impunity. Frackin' a, Dirty Harry would have a ball with these Islamotards.

Alalalalalah tikibar!

Posted by: skh.pcola at May 13, 2007 08:01 PM (S4KNm)

11 Gee i thoght that muslims and liberals was running england

Posted by: sandpiper at May 13, 2007 09:23 PM (A09bm)

12 And when are Brit's going to rise up against Mo-slime oppression?

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at May 13, 2007 11:03 PM (EdIIN)

13 No matter how many times I see human eyes staring out through small slits in a black sheet covering it just creeps me out to my core. Muslims, your CULTure is CREEPY! OK?

Posted by: Truther Smurf at May 14, 2007 03:41 PM (HGqHt)

14 ^{"No matter how many times I see human eyes staring out through small

slits in a black sheet covering it just creeps me out to my core."}
Truther Smurf - That's the whole point.

Posted by: Kafir at May 14, 2007 04:50 PM (HsmTD)

15 Oppressed? Are you kidding me? I'll show you oppressed? Granny... go get me the switch! I'm about to take these boys out behind the woodshed and show them how oppressed I think they need to be...

Posted by: DrTheopolis at May 15, 2007 12:34 PM (9ZqGe)

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