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July 14, 2006

Why, Oh Why Do They Hate Us?

Howie confirmed the what, Pixy confirmed the who.

Last night, the filthy Ottomans attempted to hack the Jawa Report. Or, as Pixy put it, "our none-too-bright Turkish friends."

Then there is our new little commenter Walid, author of such pants-pissingly threats as this:

"u insult Islam u lose."

Well, Walid, FATWA THIS!

Since it's claimed that Islam created Algebra (which is probably true, the only thing worse than having your head sawed off with a dull knife is Algebra), I present this equation to Walid to see if he can solve it:

Lighter fluid x kindling + firepit in backyard > The Holy Quran + digital camera = ?

Posted by: Vinnie at 06:04 PM | Comments (14) | Add Comment
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1 "I wil cut ur neck and make meetballs wit ur balls."

~~Walid

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at July 14, 2006 06:18 PM (8e/V4)

2 Post bloody decapitations or post holy queeran burnings. Which side wins? Time to start roundin' 'em up and ropin' 'em off!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 14, 2006 07:01 PM (gLMre)

3 Now Larry,you can ban.
Not clever, not funny, not cool.

Just my humble opinion.

Posted by: Brad at July 14, 2006 07:21 PM (keDuw)

4 Allah, or His Balls has declared open war on Israel! Don't make me laugh! Must be something like when Palestinian prime minister warned in the aftermath of the tunneling and Israeli soldier's kidnapping that " responses must be given grave consideration ". I can only kick back and chuckle as Israel proceeds to clean these asshole's clocks!
I'm with Bush on this one!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 14, 2006 07:30 PM (gLMre)

5 = A Corona moment.

Posted by: Barry at July 14, 2006 08:53 PM (ds0+e)

6 Kodachrome!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 14, 2006 09:01 PM (gLMre)

7 Shut up, Larry

Posted by: Vinnie Editor In Chief Pro Tempore at July 14, 2006 09:04 PM (/qy9A)

8 Now you know why the whole stupid country is called TURKEY.
And as for that Arab barbarian Walid;
it was NOT Islam who invented Algebra.
It was IRANIAN's who invented it.

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at July 14, 2006 10:06 PM (Bp6wV)

9 I can help him with this.

Lighter fluid x kindling + firepit in backyard > The Holy Quran + digital camera/"u insult Islam u lose."

(LF*K)+(((Fp+HK)+DC)/USA+(Listen to what sanity dictates)+(Religion+(so it is called)+of+(Peace/murders committed by muslems)+Walid dreams of a sausage egg McMuffin

Posted by: Cmunk at July 14, 2006 10:26 PM (n4VvM)

10 http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060713/ids_photos_wl/r3438521511.jpg

Our president stood in the land that previously tried to destroy the Joooooooos and ate pork yesterday.

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: QC at July 14, 2006 10:36 PM (UGED/)

11 woos

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 15, 2006 01:20 AM (gLMre)

12 The Muslims learned Algebra from the Hindus (and the Hindu numeral system).

All Islamic achievements in Algebra and Trig were by the conqured Babylonians in the 8th century, before Islam snuffed out their collective initiative to learn. Most of these Muslim achievements in learning were by apostates of Islam.

Posted by: metalman at July 15, 2006 07:16 PM (2j6zT)

13 They hate us because some of us tell the truth and don't patronize them like the liberals.

Posted by: greyrooster at July 15, 2006 10:07 PM (kylJG)

14 WTF is this bullshit about Arabs "inventing" algebra? Babylonian and Indian (Hindu) mathematicians were working on it wayyy before the Arabs had any clue.

Posted by: Ambar at July 21, 2006 05:48 AM (0F9RI)

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