1 Classic!

2 I went to http://www.chapters.ca and http://www.indigo.ca, but none of these online vendors were selling this edition.
 
Well, it's a nice cold morning in beautiful Canada so I think I'll go heat up some poutine and pour myself a Molson !!!

3 A vote  for democrats is a vote for national disaster.

4 Terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional liberal bedwetters will "heart" it!

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5 Democrat policy sighting!!

Yes, Nancy Pelosi has just dropped a bombshell that the Democrats are sure is going to win them control of the House, if not the Senate too... a Democrat policy policy position that is not only clearly stated, but which does not start out with the words "George Bush is evil, because..."

"If elected to a majority, we will pass legislation to petition the UN to adopt a resolution that restores full planetary status to Pluto!"

The vision of this announcement is breathtaking, and surely demonstrates how ready for leadership the Dems are. According to the media, trans-Neptunian denizens are the only demographic not already leaning strongly Democrat, and this should put that community in the bag for the Dems.

Republican strategist Karl Rove apepared to be unruffled when asked if this brilliant policy stroke had changed his calculations. "No, we had already conceded that the frozen iceballs of the outer solar system were pretty much the Democrat's to lose... that's such a natural constituency for them that we would be foolish to waste our resources on going after votes there."

But Rove may also have a trick up his sleeve, since he slyly added that the Dems may encounter opposition from the French at the UN. "They are going to need all the wiles of a John Kerry to pull that off, however. With the demotion of Pluto (discovered by an American), the planet Neptune (discovered by a Frenchman) is now the furtherest-out planet. The French worked behind the scenes at the IAU for decades to pull that off, and they won't give it up easily.

I can't think of anything more entertaining than a real catfight between the Dems and the Frogs over whose constituency will be further from planet Earth!!"

6 The Frogs have their faults - many, many faults - but they make some decent cheese.

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STEP 3:

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