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October 11, 2006

Now This Congressman has a Pair

Representative Christopher Shays (R-CT) wasn't having any when his opponent, Diane Farrell, who wants Speaker Dennis Hastert to step down over the Foley scandal, enlisted Teddy Kennedy (D-Confusion) for her campaign. From the Hartford Courant:

"I know the speaker didn't go over a bridge and leave a young person in the water, and then have a press conference the next day," said Shays, R-4th District, referring to the 1969 incident in which the Massachusetts Democrat drove a car that plunged into the water and a young campaign worker died.
"Dennis Hastert didn't kill anybody," he added.

Yarr! A harpoon right to the White Whale's brisket! This is what the Republican base wants to hear, not nancyboy maundering and moaning.

Off-topic: Keith Olbermann still has not responded to my request for a trophy or something for being named Worst Person in the World. The cheap weasel could at least give me a hoodie or a windbreaker or something.

Posted by: Bluto at 05:27 PM | Comments (23) | Add Comment
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1 Farggin Beautiful it was! It is about time someone shut that fat ass, pompous, bloviating, worthless son of a bitch up.

I am waiting eagerly for the Kennedy response.

/crickets

Posted by: SeeMonk at October 11, 2006 07:06 PM (n4VvM)

2 Thrust, parry, arggggg, Al-Bluto. You got that scaliwag Olbermann on a technicality â€” namely that the fellow in the the Amish schoolhouse shooting is by far a Worse Person than you. Level with us ... when's the last time you felt this good about coming in second?

Posted by: Gleep! at October 11, 2006 07:57 PM (a7sMc)

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4 Your name is Al Brown? I never would have guessed.

Posted by: Some Guy at October 11, 2006 08:14 PM (wkRws)

5 'Tis true enough, matey, but what else can be said about a journo who seeks his booty only at friendly ports? Argggggg.

Posted by: Gleep! at October 11, 2006 08:44 PM (a7sMc)

6 Thar she drowns mates, ABANDON CAR!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: n.a. palm at October 11, 2006 09:23 PM (/7NGA)

7 Yarr, I been nice as pie to Keither. Nary a mention o' the fact that one o' his ex-lovers actually started a blog to complain about how bad he be in the sack (the New York Post has the details). I've heard that shemale hookers can be really vindictive.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at October 11, 2006 09:24 PM (vBK4C)

8 Arr, 'til now, Al, 'til now. But let's steer clear o' those New York Post snags. She blows a ... well, she just blows.

Posted by: Gleep! at October 11, 2006 09:36 PM (a7sMc)

9 Guys, talk like a pirate day was a couple of weeks ago.

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10 It always be tawk like a pirate day here, ye lubber!

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at October 11, 2006 10:52 PM (vBK4C)

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Posted by: Last gasp Larry at October 12, 2006 12:57 AM (Dd86v)

12 Gasping at straws now, Larry?

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Posted by: Last gasp Larry at October 12, 2006 10:15 AM (Dd86v)

14 The Jawa Report is now reduced to listening to an asshole attempting to get a pat on the back from someone besides himself.

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Don't look at me greyrooster. I don't care if your arm is sore; I don't have any truck with Klansmen. Why don't you go over to Stormfront for your pat on the back?

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at October 12, 2006 04:03 PM (vBK4C)

16 No time now. There are balls to be tickled and cocks to be sucked.

Posted by: Greyrooster at October 12, 2006 04:24 PM (xJ3Xm)

17 Jolly well right Matie! And bloody balls to be sunk! Arrgggg! A jolly 'ole in one matie! Argggg! L o ~~~~~~~~~~ O 7

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at October 12, 2006 04:56 PM (Dd86v)

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