March 03, 2007
Former President Bill Clinton said Friday sanctions against Iran were working better than people think and questioned whether a military strike would work to end its nuclear program. He argued that two-thirds of Iran's population wants a moderate government and that sanctions could have some influence on the nation's powerful clerics.
"We may not have to go to war, and we may not have a disaster," he told about 9,000 gathered at Kansas State University. "You need to talk to everybody before you bomb them. In other words, if you're going to fight with somebody - I don't care what you don't have in common - you should talk first."
Slick Willy has a point. I mean, look how successful the sanctions against Iraq were. One can expect similar success in this instance, when imposed and supervised by the 'usual suspects' at the United Nations.
Perhaps we should talk to them just long enough for them to get all of their centrifuges up to speed.
Then we can talk a bit more as they stockpile fissile material and distribute it throughout unknown facilities, to Hizballah and maybe even members of al-Qaeda.
Then, we can have a nice chat as they work with North Korea, and ultimately perfect the targeting of Shahab and Taepo-dong missiles.
When that's done, we can sit down for another jaw-session with the Ayatollas, while pretending not to notice that members of the UN Security Council are arming and financially enabling Iran's nuclear ambitions, while publicly condemning them.
Maybe, if we talk long enough, Iran can remove the troublesome problem of Haifa's existence, in a single bright flash, and the US and EU can get back to dealing with the oh-so-rational Palestinian demands.
It's really a lot easier to negotiate with an intractable democracy when a large segment of their population has just been annihilated.
And if we are really good little diplomats, and we talk just long enough, perhaps Iran can detonate a suitcase nuke or dirty bomb in one of our cities, either personally or through a proxy.
That way, the Democrats can finally prove that The Patriot Act, the war in Afghanistan, the war in Iraq and every other measure of the Bush presidency has not made us safer!!
Won't that look nice in a campaign ad by MoveOn.org?
Hat tip - Iran Focus
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Posted by: JOHN RYAN at March 03, 2007 12:38 PM (TcoRJ)
As an Iranian I have three things to say:
a) Airstrikes against the main props of the regime will enable citizens to overthrow the regime including its terrorist nuclear ambitions.
b) Sanctions work on governments that actually care about their populations. Whereas with the Mullahcracy it's in fact quite the opposite, their objective being to sacrifice the property the dignity and the lives of individual Iranians on the Arab and his f**king religion.
c) Slick Willy, Jimmy Carter, Hilary Clinton and their ilk along with Muslims and Islam can go collectively f**k themselves.
Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at March 03, 2007 12:39 PM (EdIIN)
And some people like you are afraid of losing their paymasters in Tehran.
That's right you worthless Arab-worshipping Muslim f**k; be afraid. Be very afraid!
Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at March 03, 2007 12:44 PM (EdIIN)
you're going to fight with somebody - I don't care what you don't have
in common - you should talk first."
That is the all time best quote I have ever read from old Bill...and by best I mean completely fucking stupid.
Some people just seem to be a bit too eager to send our Armed Forces off to war.
And other people seem so ready to give in to any terroristic demand in the best Dhimmi fashion....and by best I mean completely in the sense of being completely devoid of testicles.
Posted by: Randman at March 03, 2007 12:50 PM (Sal3J)
Our armed forces exist to protect the American people.
They are funded by the American people, and they are an entirely volunteer force made up of American people.
No sane person is "eager" for war, but to eliminate the possibility of preemptive military action only emboldens an enemy, as history has repeatedly shown.
The men and women of our armed forces knew what they were doing when they signed up. They have trained for this and they know what they are fighting for.
While anti-war crowd is over here pretending to support our troops (and simultaneously undermining their mission), they are re-enlisting in record numbers.
I've got several military friends who are (or were) in Iraq and Afghanistan. I don't know if you've ever asked them what THEY want, but I have...
They don't want your protection, they want your support. They believe in their mission and they want to be left alone to do it.
They are not war mongers, any more than I, but they understand something that you apparently do not... we are fighting for our survival, and our enemy seeks nothing less than our complete annihilation.
Posted by: Kafir at March 03, 2007 01:04 PM (HsmTD)
Posted by: Ragnardo Di Canneskjold at March 03, 2007 02:01 PM (b0FZu)
First, if the U.S. takes on the Mullahs I'd volunteer to serve alongside U.S. servicemen as an interpretter because I'm too old to be useful as a soldier.
Second, unlike dirtbags such as yourself I don't presume to tell Americans what they should do. I have complete faith that America can and will act in the defence of its citizens and its friends as it always has.
Third, with or without American help the Islamic Republic is NOT long for this world.
Fourth, you and other Pinko's can join Muslims and the Clintons in going to hell even if you're already there.
Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at March 03, 2007 02:28 PM (EdIIN)
Posted by: davec at March 03, 2007 02:40 PM (9DUEl)
For you horribly disabled non-statisticians out there, here is a key fact: If all countries were placed on a bell-curve of nastiness, most would clump in the middle, with Iran North Korea, and a few others, on the tail, as the most nasty. Over time, a powerful phenomenon called “regression towards the mean†occurs, and they tend to drift back toward the average, or mean. All else being equal, random events conspire to create “average nastinessâ€. Tyrants lose power, or they run out of the money they need to do bad things, they get assassinated, their people rise up, etc. Honestly, this really happens. Examples: Nicaragua, ALL of South America (compared to 1965), Panama, Libya, and of course, the Soviet Union (remember them?). Ergo, if the democracies simply CONTAIN Iran, it will likely improve over time, on its own. Condi recently pointed out that Iran’s economy is fragile (still much weaker than 1979), people are getting very tired of poverty, the isolation, and their obviously emotionally disturbed president. Hate is also very disabling to Iran. Many people in the Middle East cling to hate as an addiction, passing it on to their children, cherishing it inside themselves, using it as the centerpiece of their lives. For Iran, hate is an enormous waste of time and energy. FINALLY, we probably have time on the nuclear issue. There are only two ways to make nuclear weapons, Plutonium - 238, or enriched uranium. Key points: (1) North Korea has no usable weapons; their "fizzle" shot occurred because they only have REACTOR grade plutonium (80% pure or less), which can only be refined to weapons grade at enormous cost, and they don't have significant usable enriched uranium; (2) Most Russian nukes are mothballed and have degraded to an unusable state, and (3) Iran has no idea what they're doing. Contrary to web chit-chat, building reliable, weapons-usable and deliverable nuclear weapons is very hard, and Iran would only get one shot at an attack. Russia has never perfected stable, reliable weapons where you could just push a button and get a reliable bomb blast of a certain size in a certain exact place on the other side of the world. (Remember these people are still driving Lada’s.) Given these facts, are these Iranian fanatics (who could not even build a Lada without help), a clear and present danger to the US? Russia seems to be playing Iran along to take their money. Iran apparently tried for a North Korean nuke, but now realize that huge, ship-sized nukes that only fizzle are useless. They probably planned to hit a coastal city, like Tel Aviv. Right now, we (democracies) just have to keep up the pressure, and focus on containment If the democracies have to bomb Iran as a kind of last-minute thing, we will. Astonishingly, even liberals will support war if the enemy is at the gates.
Posted by: DemocracyRules at March 03, 2007 03:26 PM (L/SIz)
Nice hypothesis, but it fails to take into account some salient points:
1. In the years since the revolution, there has been no sign of improvement in Iran... quite the opposite.
2. The Politburo and the Ayatollahs have vastly different ideological makeup. While the Communists wanted power, wealth and dominance, the Ayatollahs desire a biblical apocalypse.
The factors that prevented the soviets from initiating a nuclear war do not exist when dealing with 'radical Islam'.
3. Given points one and two, even assuming your hypothesis is correct, we may not have the luxury of waiting for a nuclear armed Iran to catch up to your bell curve.
Posted by: Kafir at March 03, 2007 08:59 PM (HsmTD)
Posted by: wooga at March 03, 2007 09:09 PM (2YapR)
Containment has worked wonders against Iran so far. 30 years of uninterupted terrorism and war against America.
It would make more sense to talk to a syphilis spyrochete.
Something you probably do evey time you apply creme to your sores.
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at March 04, 2007 01:56 AM (Dt3sl)
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Posted by: wb at March 05, 2007 11:00 AM (4DPNw)
If he'd shut the hell up and go away, we wouldn't have new cause to refute his most current idiocy... and the 'attacks' (which are really responses) would cease.
Posted by: Kafir at March 05, 2007 02:42 PM (HsmTD)
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Posted by: osamabinthere at March 06, 2007 02:34 AM (ZxuJ4)
You'll have to provide the other .98 cents here as I only have .2 ....
This President is doing what he believes to be right in the long run, not for a popularity contest. We have always had great leaders tested in that way, some passed and some acted like contestants on American idol. You're a better thoughtful poster than you are a Don Rickles. You've just got to accept.... no.... learn to tolerate without accepting ( paying attention Professor? I'm trying here ....that's a whole thesis unto itself...) others may react poorly to a thought that doesn't fall into line. It's also worth noting given the situation we're in right now how tit for tat can just keep going for the sake of itself.
Just a thought and now.... back to the gutter!
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