September 07, 2006

New Scam: The Jews Bombed my Father in Lebanon, Send me Money!

I just got this e-mail message from "Miriam Kofi". Her father was bombed by the evil Zionist J-O-Os in Lebanon. Of course, now she's in the Ivory Coast where the daughters of several disposed dictators solicit me for money fortnightly. Send her money so she can go to school in the USA. She swears this is not a scam. I believe her. Now excuse me while I go take my pet Sasquatch out for a walk. My fellow people
Greetings in the name of allah

I am miss Mariam Orand Ferai .I am from Libanon .I am
the only surviving daughter of Mr and Mrs Ferai .My
father worked in texes for 11years.It was last two
years that he went on retirement then we had to go
home to reside Now a heavy crisis has broken out in my
country Libanon even up till thkis moment.My father was
shattered into pieces by the recent bomb bast.My
mother was badly wounded but I escaped with her with
the help of a boat driver and we landed into Ivory Coast
where I we neither communicate nor understand what
poeple around speaks.I managed to take my mother to
hospital but she couldn't make it.Now I am left alone in
his foregn land where I know no one with a language
barrier.

Belovd this is the reason why I have decided to bring
this ugly situation of mine to your understanding as well
as asking for your help.This is the story of my life which
brings me into seeking for your help.I am rendered
homeless without parents, relatives, or friends who can
be of a help to me because of the language barrier
betwen me and the people here around me please help
me before I give up too .It is so much on me please.5
1)Can you help me in the retrievements of
this fund on my behalf from the bank
(2)Can you make an arrangement for me to come over
to your country to further my Education and to secure
a resident permit in your country?
(3) Can you honestly take me as your own and help
me?
5) Can I completely trust you?
.
(6) What percentage of the total amount in question
will be good for you after the money is transfered into
your account?

Please,Consider this and get back to me as soon as
possible so that i can forward the documents to you
after we have agreed on the conditions for your
assistance. My life is not safe here and i need to be out
of here as soon as possible I will find it difficult to travel
and clear it myself alone with my little or no
experience. I am waiting for your urgent reply with your
contact phone number so that I can give you the
contact of the bank so that you can contact them as if
you are my guardians.
Thank you so much.
Best Regards,
Miss Mariam Orand Ferai

Posted by: Rusty at 12:28 PM | Comments (16) | Add Comment
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1 Rusty - forward it over to 419 eater:

http://www.419eater.com/

Those guys have made an art out of abusing those scammer douchebags.

Posted by: VBS Gerbil at September 07, 2006 12:47 PM (R4293)

2 You've got a Sasquatch?  Fuckin' sweet!

Posted by: shank at September 07, 2006 01:00 PM (+H1yK)

3 That was a long boat ride with an ill mother. Why not just float to Egypt? I mean this time of year the weather coming off the Sahara and equatorial Africa is horrendous. Cyprus is closer as well and expected refugees.
 
BTW, Big Foot prefers to be called Skookum, over Sasquatch. Sasquatch sounds too ethnic, and makes it harder for them to find work in the corporate world.

Posted by: SeeMonk at September 07, 2006 01:07 PM (7teJ9)

4 "Can you honestly take me as your own...?"

No, but I know a guy in Austria...

Posted by: Editor at September 07, 2006 01:17 PM (adpJH)

5 Theres lots of scams going on i mean look at all those sleezy lawyers with those TV ads and then there was last year where some scoundrel tried to claim he lost his wife and family in HURRICANE KATRINA well his family is alive and well these scam artists should get life in prison and throw away the key

Posted by: sandpiper at September 07, 2006 01:48 PM (8W+Ht)

6 Thanks for posting the 419 eater, Gerb. Now the person representing to wife of the the diplomat in Africa will have some interesting mail coming their way.
 
Never.Forget.

Posted by: haywood jablowmi at September 07, 2006 02:30 PM (VUmVc)

7 "Kid, never trust anybody who uses the phrase 'trust me'."
-- My Old Man, circa 1970

Posted by: mojo at September 07, 2006 04:05 PM (g1cNf)

8 So. I've gotten e-mails like that. One from the wife of a killed Iraqi legislator and one from a banker in Burkino-Faso. It's just a scam.

Posted by: Some Dude at September 07, 2006 07:12 PM (Iq9PC)

9 Sandpiper: You have not idea how bad the scams are.
Get this. Haliburton gets a contract (without bidding) from FEMA to clear public and private property of trees. Haliburton subcontracts the work to Bechtel. Bechtel subcontracts the work to the wealthiest man in Pearl River County, Ms. This man receives $17.00 per cubic yard for the removal. This man subcontracts the work to local small individuals for $4.00 per yard. Since the small operators are paid by the cubic yd they haul off as much as they can. Doesn't matter if the trees were felled by Katrina or time to get some free land clearing.

How about this. Fema pays hauling companies with nothing more than pickup trucks $3.75 per mile to haul small Fema trailers from Indiana to Mississippi. Yet a large Semi truck pulling a 52 ft trailer all over America does it for less than $2.00 per mile. I can show you thousands and thousands of these trailers stored in cow pastures. Been there for over a year and never delivered to anyone. 40 miles away in Waveland Ms people with children are still living in tents. I wonder how much Fema pays these trailer manufacturers per trailer. I'll bet its twice the market value.
The government says its going to prosecute the scammers. How does it prosecute itself?
These example are just a drop in the bucket. Some scams are actually funny. Down here its called free money.

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10 You ain't walking me no where, bitch!

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