March 17, 2007
I was not able to attend the much-anticipated Gathering of Eagles today because of a freak occurrence of global warming that paralyzed much of this metropolitan area overnight.
And by global warming, I mean a fierce ice/sleet storm that covered every location from Delaware to Boston in nearly a foot of slush, ice and/or snow. When I awoke this morning, the global warming had frozen the slush that had been collecting all afternoon and evening on the roadways to a solid sheet of ice. Navigating the unplowed and untreated roads would have been very dangerous in my front-wheel drive Honda (problems in the past have taught me this), and I felt that the risks of trying to push through the quagmire of man-made sleet/ice/snow/warming was enough to turn me away from the long trip.
This has been frustrating, and I apologize to the readers for not being able to cover the event. Ragnar hopefully made it down there, although many international airports were closed and/or in flux last night due to the global warming.
G-d Bless the Veterans. I wish with every fiber of my being that I could have been there. I wonder if Algore's conspicuous consumption of 25X my energy usage could have had anything to do with this.
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Posted by: John at March 17, 2007 11:12 AM (S3Rzh)
Posted by: Good Lt at March 17, 2007 11:23 AM (yMbfY)
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1 Warmest winter on record retard".....what record would that be ? The weather records in the US ? They go back ,ohhhhh, about 120 years, what was the winter of 1657 like on the east coast, how about 1588, or 1322, or 250,000 years ago ? Can you tell me that, or can't you regurgitate somethingelse you know nothing about ? Jackass. Just for the record, asswipe, in the past there have been vineyards in England and Greenland was green an yadayadayada. Fact check, shithead, before you critique. NEXT !!
Posted by: Edward Lunny at March 17, 2007 11:34 AM (QkaPP)
Lies, damned lies, and statistics. Mr. Twain we miss you.
Posted by: RicardoVerde at March 17, 2007 11:35 AM (QrIXC)
"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you're misinformed."
A Prophet among men.
Posted by: Good Lt at March 17, 2007 11:48 AM (yMbfY)
"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you're misinformed.""......and if you write for a newspaper you are what can be called "mentally challenged". If you publish a newspaper you're just another America hating libtard, for the most part.
Posted by: Edward Lunny at March 17, 2007 12:40 PM (QkaPP)
Ah well.... doesn't matter. You guys are on your way down the shitter anyway. Comes from drinking the koolaid Bush & Co has been feeding you for the past few years.
Fuck yer dumb.
Posted by: John at March 17, 2007 03:10 PM (S3Rzh)
Posted by: wb at March 17, 2007 10:54 PM (s6CsG)
Posted by: Good Lt at March 17, 2007 11:06 PM (yMbfY)
See what I just did there?
Posted by: John at March 18, 2007 03:54 PM (S3Rzh)
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