November 07, 2006

Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House

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Meet the new Speaker of the House of Representatives. Nancy Pelosi, Democrat of San Francisco. One of the most liberal members of Congress.

You didn't know that was what you were voting for, but that is what you are getting.

I hope you love the government, because you just voted for more of it.

Bad gay.

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I don't know which is worse.

The only poll that counts.

Pelosi saying America voted for a 'new direction'. Already talking about a 'fair economy'. Read: higher taxes, more government spending.

The libertarian nightmare.

Posted by: Rusty at 10:42 PM | Comments (61) | Add Comment
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1 Maybe not -- If the House number are close enough, there are a number of "DINOs" - Democrats In Name Only who would not vote for her as House leader. In fact, one of them made it part of his campaign platform - that he would not vote for Pelosi if the Dems win the House.

Posted by: Ansar al-kuffir at November 07, 2006 11:30 PM (KjO46)

2 Don't you mean San Fransicko?

Posted by: Job at November 07, 2006 11:36 PM (yPwtd)

3 Damn that woman is frightening.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 07, 2006 11:46 PM (dk0ga)

4 We're screwed....

Posted by: Greg(not our greg) at November 07, 2006 11:47 PM (XV/2O)

5 because you just voted for more of it.
 
Much, much more of it.  Hang on to your wallet, folks!

Posted by: Mark at November 07, 2006 11:54 PM (viVNO)

6 It's interesting to note that the Dems won by running to the right, and the nutroots candidate was rejected in Connecticut.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at November 07, 2006 11:56 PM (vBK4C)

7 I see the blacks have re-elected district attorney Nifong. The one who ruined the lives of three Duke University atheletes over a hoax. I guess his plan worked. But what about the torture those kids went thru?

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 08, 2006 12:01 AM (dk0ga)

8 In California Arnold says "I'M BACK". That should bite the asses of the girly boys.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 08, 2006 12:07 AM (dk0ga)

9 Sheesh I hope that picture is doctored...Looks like the Soundgarden video for Black Hole Sun.

Posted by: Jack's Smirking Revenge at November 08, 2006 12:09 AM (CtVG6)

10 That is my wife.  Isn't she hot?

Posted by: Mr. Nancy Pelosi at November 08, 2006 12:16 AM (JQjhA)

11 She is a heart attack away from being Vice-President....

Posted by: FLLaw33870 at November 08, 2006 01:02 AM (38GUY)

12 Pass the hemlock.

Posted by: Subvet at November 08, 2006 01:10 AM (DNVxw)

13 MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: osamabinhiding at November 08, 2006 01:10 AM (ZxuJ4)

14 Federally subsidized plastic surgery, courtesy of Madame Speaker Pelosi !
 
To the victors go the spoils !

Posted by: Darth Vag at November 08, 2006 01:22 AM (HSkSw)

15 Breathe deep .....  ahhhhh! Wake up and smell the coffee!

Fore! L o ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ O7

Posted by: Last laugh Larry at November 08, 2006 01:47 AM (Dd86v)

16 The election results so far is indeed is a reason to be afraid that Hillary Clinton could become president.  I think history is getting so bad that the prudent will at this time start reading about personal survival skills because the probability of political persecution in the United States in the near future has the appearence of being a high probabilty.
 
In case any one is interested, I have started to reread a book I read a few years ago and I recommend it as my way of trying to help others who might want to concern themselves in beginning readings on survival skills.  The book is written by a man about his father and mother surviving the nazi's rule over Europe before and during World War 2 .  The  author is Art Spiegelman and the book is Maus.
 
As I was writting this I was just hearing on the radio to the democrats win in the Missouri senate election.

Posted by: Creature_From_The_Mariana_Trench at November 08, 2006 02:02 AM (ckKdx)

17 Stop being a pussy, creature. It's not a redeeming survival skill. If anything, you'll probably benefit from these changes greatly. Repugs have had their chance and are crashing the car while trying to "Stay the course!".

Posted by: osamabinhiding at November 08, 2006 02:12 AM (ZxuJ4)

18 Cave
Under
Nancy
Tomorrow

Posted by: yo at November 08, 2006 02:16 AM (fkcf6)

19 If we could survive four years of Jimmy Carter we'll survive this. Might not be pretty though.

Posted by: Subvet at November 08, 2006 02:17 AM (DNVxw)

20 Can someone please explain to me how the Military Commissions Act is less government?

Posted by: Professor von Nostrand at November 08, 2006 02:22 AM (Bwpq7)

21 And I repeat... We're taking the Senate too baby!

Posted by: Professor von Nostrand at November 08, 2006 02:23 AM (Bwpq7)

22

I'll tell you what. You people have done a tree-mendous job brainwashing poor old Creature_from_the_Mariana_Trench. The boy is about to take shelter in a cave somewhere. Too funny! Hey Creature... say "hi" to the ATF for me when they come git you, ok?


But perhaps someone should tell him that habeas corpus disappeared under Republican rule? And isn't someone going to cry foul about invoking the Nazis as is the case whenever some wild-eyed Democrat does it (funded by George Soros of course)?


A sweet night indeed.


Posted by: Professor von Nostrand at November 08, 2006 03:54 AM (Bwpq7)

23 See the 1864 Democratic Party Platform found at:   http://www.sonofthesouth.net/democratic-party-platform.htm   Democrats then, were ready to seek peace at any cost with the South even agreeing to make slavery the law of the land to save the Union, for they had grown weary of the long and bloody Civil War. Hundreds of thousands of the countries' best and bravest had fallen in battle.   They accused the Republicans of Constitutional violations.   Great little history lesson, particularly if you like to read about politics and the Civil War, and there are a lot of underlying similarities between the Democrats then and the Democrats of today with regards to war and how far they are willing to commit themselves to victory.   Democrats approach to the Civil War then (cut & run), is very similar to the approach taken towards the Iraq war of today.

Posted by: FLLaw33870 at November 08, 2006 04:22 AM (38GUY)

24 This is excellent. The borders will disappear, terrorists will have
even more free run of
the world than they already do, and it shouldn't be long before every
lefturd in America wonders what happened. They are bound to fuck things
up so bad as to be unrecoverable, and then we can get started
re-establishing Constitutional government, but only after all the
lefturds have been taken out and shot or hanged, starting with their
leaders.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 08, 2006 05:50 AM (v3I+x)

25 Hillary spent $30,000,000 running what is considered unopposed in the state she isn't from. No wonder the terrorists keep attacking NYC. Them people be nuts.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 08, 2006 07:30 AM (dk0ga)

26 I've yet to see anybody whine about moving to Canada or Fwance.  That's the difference between the Lefties and us.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at November 08, 2006 07:51 AM (8e/V4)

27 It may be a loss for the GOP, but a win for America and Americans.

Now we can start taking our country back.

Ya hoo!!

JC -

"I've yet to see anybody whine about moving to Canada or Fwance. That's the difference between the Lefties and us."

Yep, JC you won't be moving to Canada or "Fwance".

You will be moving to the mountains, stocking up on food and ammo, defending America from the muslims, that will be coming for you, now.

Be very afraid......BOO!!!

Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 08, 2006 08:14 AM (fMHQi)

28 Don't do it, Subvet!! -

"Pass the hemlock.
Posted by: Subvet "

You need to be around in 08 so that you can be humiliated, again.

Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 08, 2006 08:17 AM (fMHQi)

29 "I've yet to see anybody whine about moving to Canada or Fwance.  That's the difference between the Lefties and us."

You could move to Iraq.

Posted by: actus at November 08, 2006 08:33 AM (NV0dI)

30 They promised to move and then failed to actually carry it out.  Expect to see more broken promises during the next two years.  It's what politicials do. (Along with stuffing bills full of pork)
 
'Freezer' Jefferson wins in LA?  Let Pelosi deal with that anchor around her neck first.

Posted by: Fred Fry at November 08, 2006 08:59 AM (JXdhy)

31 OMG! There's the Allah finger!

Posted by: Last laugh Larry at November 08, 2006 09:00 AM (Dd86v)

32 Mainstream American values.  America is saved!  Yee Haaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: CafeenMan at November 08, 2006 09:32 AM (eNwl1)

33 I'm going to celebrate by passing pro-homosexual literature around the neighborhood.  I notch my holster for every family I destroy.

Posted by: CafeenMan at November 08, 2006 09:37 AM (eNwl1)

34 Post 4 is a spoof.
I don't think we're screwed.
Gridlock is a good thing IMO.

Posted by: Greg at November 08, 2006 10:16 AM (v7DMp)

35 I hate to say I told you so, but I did.  You can't court the middle and the social conservatives and then only deliver to the only to the Christian right and ignore the middle.  You will loose. 

But Shimkus won and by 20 points so I voted for a winning Republican.  Now we have to hold the "conservative" democrats like e
Ellsworth to their word.  Of course they will  vote for Pelosi and  betray thier values strait out of the blocks.  Pendulums do swing back.  Conservative values did not loose the republicans did.  Conservatives have sucessfully pushed the Democratic party to the right.  At least with these freshmen.

Posted by: Howie at November 08, 2006 10:23 AM (D3+20)

36 I see the nutroot community is out in force this morning. Good, now the inmates control the asylum, let's see what they can do. I have a feeling I might just get the last laugh, but just in case, I think I will move some more of my money offshore.

Posted by: jesusland joe at November 08, 2006 10:23 AM (8PoNP)

37 I think I will move some more of my money offshore.

Posted by: jesusland joe at November 08, 2006 10:23 AM

Why don't you go with it since you obviously hate America?

Posted by: CafeenMan at November 08, 2006 10:35 AM (eNwl1)

38 "That is my wife. Isn't she hot?
Posted by: Mr. Nancy Pelosi"

You could have done a lot worse, and probably did, in reality.

Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 08, 2006 10:47 AM (F+9W9)

39 Fred -

"It's what politicials do. (Along with stuffing bills full of pork)"

Think GOP and "bridge to nowhere", when you think of pork, lest anyone has forgotten.

Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 08, 2006 10:53 AM (F+9W9)

40 Oh, no, dickhead, I was born and bred here, I just don't like to have my hard-earned money taken from me by a bunch of crooks. And I love America, it's dickheads like you I detest, but hate is something I don't have time for.

Posted by: jesusland joe at November 08, 2006 10:56 AM (8PoNP)

41 "This is excellent. The borders will disappear, terrorists will have
even more free run of
the world than they already do, and it shouldn't be long before every
lefturd in America wonders what happened. They are bound to fuck things
up so bad as to be unrecoverable, and then we can get started
re-establishing Constitutional government, but only after all the
lefturds have been taken out and shot or hanged, starting with their
leaders.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 8, 2006 05:50 AM "

Fuck thing up any more than they already are?

That would be like trying to fuck-up a soup sandwich. Impossible.

Finally, our borders will be secured and integrity brought back to the House, if not the Senate, also.

A great day for America and Americans.

Why do you hate America and Americans?

If the GOP had won, Americans would have been smart and done the right thing.

Now Americans are stupid, because they think that Bush and the GOP are a bunch of assholes, that don't deserve to govern this Great Nation?

Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 08, 2006 11:03 AM (F+9W9)

42 Oh, no, dickhead, I was born and bred here, I just don't like to have my hard-earned money taken from me by a bunch of crooks. And I love America, it's dickheads like you I detest, but hate is something I don't have time for.

Posted by: jesusland joe at November 08, 2006 10:56 AM

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And yet you managed to find time to direct hatred towards me.  I'm honored.  Anyway, I'm glad I could help vote some of the crooks stealing your money out of office.  How much would you pay for a case of Pepsi?  Ask Halliburton how much they charge YOU to supply a case to the troops.

Posted by: CafeenMan at November 08, 2006 11:07 AM (eNwl1)

43 Only a lifeless turd could celebrate the grave injury done to America by the mainstream voters who stayed home.

I see the usual turds around here are busy circle-jerking in celebration. The Dems will do the same thing in the House for the next two years. Disgusted Americans will toss them out in 08.
 
Hey Dhimmies: I thought you assholes were going to win the Senate in a landslide? I guess you'll have to enjoy two years of the House, while we enjoy the Presidency, the senate and the dsupreme Court.

Justice Stevens will be dead soon and replaced with a Constitutional judge. Now that's something to celebrate.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 08, 2006 11:10 AM (bLPT+)

44 Celebrating the death of a supreme court justice.  Wanting and wishing for the bombing of American cities.  Too bad about your "lifeless" mainstream voters.  Guess the mainstream hates the American process of democracy leaving it to us infidels.  Well you get what you don't vote for.  Soon we'll be rounding all you freepers up and by Bush law, we can send you away someplace without any evidence, no counsel, no rights whatsoever.  I'm going out to raise my American flag now.  Life is good.  Hope you get over your little pity party soon.

Posted by: CafeenMan at November 08, 2006 11:14 AM (eNwl1)

45 Man that picture is worth a thousand words, looks like a deer in the headlights. On another note, watched the rerun of the South Park episode last night, the one where they have the choice of voting between a douche and a turd sandwich. Boy they nailed that one !!

Posted by: memphis761 at November 08, 2006 11:17 AM (D3+20)

46 "Only a lifeless turd could celebrate the grave injury done to America by the mainstream voters who stayed home.

I see the usual turds around here are busy circle-jerking in celebration. The Dems will do the same thing in the House for the next two years. Disgusted Americans will toss them out in 08.

Hey Dhimmies: I thought you assholes were going to win the Senate in a landslide? I guess you'll have to enjoy two years of the House, while we enjoy the Presidency, the senate and the dsupreme Court.

Justice Stevens will be dead soon and replaced with a Constitutional judge. Now that's something to celebrate.
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz "

Too bad the GOP base didn't show up to support GOP candidates, but they were too busy, at home, trying to wash the bad taste from their mouths, from all the GOP scandals.

The mainstream American voters did show up and have given the GOP and Bush the message.

Stevens has to live for only 2 more years, before croaking, so that Hiliary can appoint an ultra-liberal judge.

Maybe she will be able to replace, at least, one of the conservative judges, as well.

Now that's something to celebrate.

Interesting that you should see the dark cloud, instead of the Silver Lining.

The House is gone, for the GOP.

The Senate is still undecided.

Hmmm...let's see...should the Dems despair over not taking the Senate or should they rejoice over taking the House?

Jeff, you're a "glass is half-empty" kinda guy, aren't you?

Can't blame you, though, since your ass is so sore from being spanked so hard, that you probably can't even sit down, at this point.

Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 08, 2006 11:22 AM (F+9W9)

47 Funny how you do not hear anyone whining about voter fraud now huh? Republicans win an election and all of a sudden we need a re-count!! Dems win and all that voter fraud/recount business is not a problem. Hmmmmm...

Posted by: mike at November 08, 2006 12:37 PM (TJ8HB)

48 Mike, Actually... what you aren't hearing are efforts to BLOCK recounts. As a Dem I say more power to any Republican candidate's recount efforts, and if there was voter fraud and/or machine failure, by all means investigate it NO MATTER WHO BENEFITED.

Have you EVER heard a Republican take that sort of a position after a big win? I'll go ahead and answer for you: NO.
 
By the way... I must say... The liberals commenting here are hilarious! Good natured sarcasm has never been more appropriately employed. Keep up the good work guys! Jon Stewart has nothing on you.

Posted by: Professor von Nostrand at November 08, 2006 12:59 PM (Bwpq7)

49 "I've yet to see anybody whine about moving to Canada or Fwance. That's the difference between the Lefties and us."

Yeah, it's because they won't have you. Hard to be the world's bully when your scandal/bad policy infested balls shrivel away. You're all a bunch of sore losers. It's very entertaining to read all your posts!

Posted by: osamabinhiding at November 08, 2006 01:05 PM (ZxuJ4)

50 Greg: Actually the upcoming situation may not be gridlock.  Bush was very good at reaching agreements with the other side as Gov of Texas.  The majority the Republicans held may have suppressed some of his better talents.  Or at least I hope so.  The end result may be similar to Clinton's presidency. Check and balances bewteen the two parties.  In clintons case it was a republican house vs Dem president.  The right stoppng clinton from going with too many big liberal ideas.  remember liberals called Bill a traitor for making deals with Gingrich but the result was not all that bad.  Same thing here in reverse.

Posted by: Howie at November 08, 2006 01:37 PM (D3+20)

51 Perfesser Von Nonsense:

Easy on the sophistry. It's only the day after the election. Few Rebublicans will demand recounts, but their demands will be opposed by Dem lawyers. The Dems made this clear long ago.""As usual, you're full of shit.


Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 08, 2006 01:55 PM (bLPT+)

52 Howie:"Actually the upcoming situation may not be gridlock. Bush was very good at reaching agreements with the other side as Gov of Texas."

Howie,
Bush strong armed the Dems. The Reps own the Texas State Legislature. No comparison to the new landscape. If there is to be no gridlock, it's because Bush will have to cave in to the Dems. I doubt he'll do that, so I expect gridlock.

Posted by: Greg at November 08, 2006 01:57 PM (v7DMp)

53 QueenMan:

You write Supreme Court justice as though they were saints. Yes I will celebrate the death of that piece of shit Stevens, the same way i celebrate the death of anyone who injures my country.

The mainstream voters stayed home or allowed themselves to be indoctrinated by Establishment Media poison. Less than half of all eligible voters are even registered to vote, and less than 55% of them probably voted, so the Dems won no great victory.

America is not a democracy. Check Wikipedia closer next time.

America has given foreign terrorists American legal rights and Geneva Conventions protections that they are not legally entitled to. To describe this as Bush throwing Americans into jail without due and throwing away the key is absudist. Orwellian doublethink is a leftist standard, so I'm not surprised. So is claiming victory from defeat in a debate.

Americans are illegally arrested and thrown in jail everyday in America, but you only show symapthy for foreign terrorists.

You are a complete piece of shit, and nobody believes you own an American flag that hasn't been burned.  

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 08, 2006 02:08 PM (bLPT+)

54 PiddleDick:

You traitors only control the House--the least influential branch of the government. You don't even have the majority necessary to dominate it.

Your crowing about a glorious people's revolution with hillary Clinton at the vanguard is premature. That is what leftists are known for, after all. Shooting their wads early. I guess you'r a half-sack empty kind of gay. Just wait awhile and you can drink another shot. If you were hanging with a Log Cabin Republican, you wouldn't have to wait.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 08, 2006 02:13 PM (bLPT+)

55 Greg:

There will be gridlock because the Dems will refuse to work with the Repubs--just like they've been doing for the last 6 years.

Political power and control of tax revenue have always been their only goals. What's best for the country and its people was never a consideration.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 08, 2006 02:16 PM (bLPT+)

56 "Funny how you do not hear anyone whining about voter fraud now huh? Republicans win an election and all of a sudden we need a re-count!! Dems win and all that voter fraud/recount business is not a problem. Hmmmmm..."

Sore loser, don't get pissed off that your little "turd blossom" Rove couldn't swindle enough votes to win. We aren't complaining this time around because your stupid dirty tricks didn't work this time.

Jeff, "What's best for the country and its people was never a consideration": I suppose you're right if that means the 1% of wealthiest Americans that get all the nice tax breaks with Chimp/Bush. As he said to them, "You are my people". Or maybe you were referring to him pissing away all our money like a true conservative?

Posted by: osamabinhiding at November 08, 2006 02:54 PM (ZxuJ4)

57 Hey there, Osama, back from the cave I see.

Posted by: jesusland joe at November 08, 2006 04:33 PM (8PoNP)

58 Osamabinlying:

The Dhimmies aren't crying about Diebold conspiracies because they prevented them? How exactly? Stop pulling juvenile statements out of your hairless ass.

Every tax break given to America's wealthiest was done so with Dem participation, shit for brains. Stop pretending you give a damn about fiscal responsibility.

Make sure to wear your hemet when you get on the short bus. You've fallen out of it on your head too many times.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 08, 2006 05:11 PM (bLPT+)

59 Jeff Barge-holes: Diebold glitches resulting in Repug votes only work if there's a tighter race. Don't tell me you fell asleep in Rove's "How to Lie, Cheat & Steal" seminar.

"Every tax break given to America's wealthiest was done so with Dem participation" -Prove it. Also: Are you one of those dumb-asses who is piss poor or middle class who defends failed Ivy-league fake ranchers like Bush/chimp?

America voted to take me off the short bus to make room for you. Try not to drool on anyone, ok?

Posted by: osamabinhiding at November 08, 2006 09:05 PM (ZxuJ4)

60 Osama Hasn Bin Lade:

This was the closest election in decades. Probably longer. Stop wasting my time. You lefties only complain about Diebold machines when your side loses, and that's a fact. Everybody knows that dead people, pets, wetbacks, felons, and absentee ballot frauds all vote Dem. Philly and Milwaukee are big dem strongholds.

Lies only work if the person you're lying to is at least as dumb as you. Try to remember that.

No legislation passes without bi-partisan support, cretin. Not unless one party is able to field a 2/3 majority. Learn about politics before you argue about them. If you continue to argue about subjects you're ignorant of, you'll lose every time and everybody will know that you're stupid. Also: Are you one of those dumb-asses--whose parents are piss poor or middle class--who defends failed, Ivy-league, fake heroes like Ketchup Kerry?

Unless you're on welfare, the Dems wont help you. If you are, they'll help you stay poor and on welfare. Yes, they care about you so much. That's why they always raise taxes for the working and middle classes, bankrupt the Treasury, raise college tuition fees, send jobs overseas, and foment racial and class warfare.

The dems voted to take you off the short bus because holding stupid kids back to their level hurts their misplaced self esteem. Nobody is retarded nowadays. They're special.

Have a special day.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 09, 2006 03:31 AM (bLPT+)

61 Big Holes: All of your gas bagging rants still fall flat. Please tell me what is so bipartisan about a repug majority rubber-stamping? Either way, there's only one way to prove you're a mental midget: You vote repug. You probably voted for chimpy twice. You probably hate gays and everyone who isn't white or isn't christian...yet you probably host gay, multi-ethnic meth fueled orgies with haggart when your wifey isn't looking. Give up now and get on that short bus. Here's another nice one for you: Those Foley guys weren't 18 &21, idiot. Some were 16. Wake up to reality and stop making up facts. Oh, and stop defending a guy like Foley...the rest of your cronies got tossed (not salads) for doing just that!

Posted by: osamabinhiding at November 09, 2006 03:06 PM (ZxuJ4)

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