June 07, 2005
Monkey Prostitutes
Don't panic! When the monkey-overlords come to power there won't be all that many changes....And as a libertarian can I say that while I do not support monkey prostitution I do support a monkey's right to become a prostitute. NY Times magazine:
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Something else happened during that chaotic scene, something that convinced Chen of the monkeys' true grasp of money. Perhaps the most distinguishing characteristic of money, after all, is its fungibility, the fact that it can be used to buy not just food but anything. During the chaos in the monkey cage, Chen saw something out of the corner of his eye that he would later try to play down but in his heart of hearts he knew to be true. What he witnessed was probably the first observed exchange of money for sex in the history of monkeykind. (Further proof that the monkeys truly understood money: the monkey who was paid for sex immediately traded the token in for a grape.)Hat tip:Digger who got it from Just One Minute
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All you need is a few grapes for a good chimpin'!
Posted by: osamabeenvotin' at June 07, 2005 04:11 PM (B9hEP)
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Do you think if we threw Osama in with the monkeys that he'd take over as sort of a monkey pimp?
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at June 07, 2005 04:20 PM (JQjhA)
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Dude, I'd but dem bitches on the corner so fast... But then I could only be a part-time crack dealer.
Posted by: osamabeenhiding at June 07, 2005 04:36 PM (B9hEP)
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maybe now guys like Jim and Greg can get some orangapoontang.
Posted by: Mr. K at June 07, 2005 06:48 PM (rhe9C)
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Speaking of Greg, he's begun to show up at my blog. I told him to take a hike. Anybody know what his IP is so I can block it? I can't tell what time his comments came in so I can't match it up to the right IP.
Posted by: Oyster at June 07, 2005 07:22 PM (YudAC)
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Which leads to the next question; if you got a monkey stoned, would he see God?
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at June 07, 2005 07:30 PM (0yYS2)
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Haha...poor Greg. You guys really have it out for him, huh? If a monkey got stoned he'd probably evolve and take over us humans...
Posted by: osamabeenhiding at June 07, 2005 08:16 PM (B9hEP)
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