December 13, 2006

Mohammed Denial Conference: Was Mohammed Real or Just Another Zionist Plot?

I just got an e-mail from Bhuvan who tried to post a comment at the BBC. The comment, on a story about the Holocaust denial conference in Iran was apparently too controversial.

Now wait, I would like to see a conference that questions whether Prophet Muhammad existed or not. Sounds controversial? Why not? Free speech. There is more historical proof to the occurrence of the Holocaust than for the existence of Prophet Muhammad.
Indeed. So, in the spirit of 'free speech', we at The Jawa Report are organizing the first ever Was Mohammed Real? conference. Panels include:

Mohammed: Was he real or just another Zionist plot?

The Crusades: Ultra-Orthodoz Muslims speak out against using the Crusades as justification for a Palestinian state.

Did Mohammed Conquer Mecca? New evidence suggests otherwise.

72 White Grapes vs. 72 Virgins: The etymology of patriarchy in Islamic societies

'Angelic visit' or 'Pedophelic Visions': The fiction of Mohammed and his 9 year old lover Aisha

The Illuminati: Why the Great Seal of The United States offers definitive proof that Mohammed was really a 32nd degree Mason.

You get the picture. Any other suggestions?

UPDATE: Flippin' Laurence Simon already beat me to the obvious punch, and, within minutes of posting this, calls me out on it in the comments:

Did Mohammed actually rape and then marry Aisha, or was he actually a homosexual that would never rape and marry a female child?
Personal note to Laurence: I. Will. Find. And. Kill. Your. Zionist. Cat.

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1 Bhuvan must be a reader of my stuff at IMAO.

Posted by: Laurence Simon at December 13, 2006 11:00 AM (uBCxH)

2 The "Farthest Mosque":  in Jerusalem?  Or Tunisia.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at December 13, 2006 12:13 PM (8e/V4)

3 Is Islam nothing more than idol worship to mohamad.  Seems that they don't care much about God, just his messager.
 
You can also add "Do muslims even read the koran?"  After looking at my gratis copy from CAIR, my guess is NO.

Posted by: Fred Fry at December 13, 2006 12:29 PM (JXdhy)

4 Moslems worship both Allah and Mohammed. That makes them "polytheists", doesn't it?

Posted by: Phillep at December 13, 2006 12:35 PM (H+870)

5 Rusty, I think you need to fix something with your comments.

They current read:


Comments are free, but...


Isn't it supposed to read:


Comments are free, but body armor isn't.


???

Posted by: Confederate Yankee at December 13, 2006 12:39 PM (g5Nba)

6

Every Joo

Down in Joo-ville

Liked their nation a lot...



But Amenigrinch,

Who lived just East of Jooville,

Did NOT!





The Amenigrinch hated

The whole Jooish region!

Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be that he was alone at night.

It could be, perhaps, a girl whipped him in a fight.

But I think that the most likely reason of all

May have been that he was two sizes too small.





But,Whatever the reason,

his height or the booze,

He stood there at his podium , hating the Joos.


Posted by: Howie at December 13, 2006 12:58 PM (YdcZ0)

7 Was George 'W' Bush really there 30 years after said muhammad (pissbeuponhim) died, and did W really start all this sunni/shia fighting?

Did Mo (tired of typing all the other crap) really have a goat/pig/man/woman/thing with wings that flew him around? What was that thing called? His source of speedy transpo back then? Oh yeah...SPOT.

Lastly, Why in the world shouldn't the Christians and Israel take back OUR place, the Temple Mount of Jewish & Christian import. Importance with proof.

Posted by: sh007r at December 13, 2006 01:38 PM (UC/sQ)

8 "...Depend upon it, gold is the great civilizer. Gold will introduce the new on the wrecks of the old. The first effect of this Western influence will be infidelity, and when the nation is infidel it may be Christianized. This process is slowly going on now. Fewer Turks pray now than did formerly, and many who pray have their eyes open and look around at passing strangers. An infidel is within reach of missionary labor; a Mohammedan is not.

But there is another and a swifter process, which all observers of the East are hoping and working for. It is coming—it must come—it will come. The difficult labor of bolstering up the present effete government will soon be too expensive to the Western nations, and Europe will find it necessary to divide the dominions of the Sultan, and the haughty Turk will have a Christian for his lord and master, and Christians for governors, magistrates, and police-officers. Then the terrible higher law of which we have spoken will have no power in the land.

When that time comes the religion of the False Prophet will vanish in a single generation. The children of Muslims, familiarized to Christian ideas, will laugh at their fathers' beards when they see them going through the absurdities of their worship; and fast young men, associating with Christians, and learning Christian manners and customs, will grow up to lord it over the lonely and deserted harems of the last of the Turks.

In anticipation of that day, which may come at any moment now—which will come in a few years at the latest—every missionary that can be sent to the Orient should be sent forthwith, and the strength and wealth of the Western churches should not be spared in the endeavor to give Protestant Christianity a prominence in the lands of the False Prophet."

http://www.harpers.org/FallOfIslam.html

Good reading if i may say!

Posted by: Dan at December 13, 2006 01:48 PM (ILHet)

9 Since the overwhelming percentage of the Jewish vote goes to the Democrats will the right wing eventually return to its historical view of being anti Jewish ?

Posted by: John Ryan at December 13, 2006 02:12 PM (TcoRJ)

10 John Ryan:
So you're back talking your '87%' Jew votes all over the board again, can you change the fucking record, DJ?

Posted by: davec at December 13, 2006 02:18 PM (yaQM4)

11 A J.Ryan sighting!  The troll comes out again...
 
Yes, J.Ryan...the Dems are SO supportive of Israel and the Jews (see this at HotAir):
 
http://hotair.com/archives/2006/12/12/video-jay-leno-neocon/
 
Maybe you'll get a brain and finally figure out that the Democrats don't support foreign policy in favor of Israel.  How did those Oslo accords work out for them?
 
Haven't seen you trolling over at 6MB, where you've become a running joke:
 
http://sixmeatbuffet.com/archives/2006/12/12/wuzzabirthday/#comments

Posted by: Billy at December 13, 2006 03:03 PM (Gp5c0)

12 Did Muhammad really take guidance from Satan, or were their conversations a product of dementia, brought on by lil' Mo's epileptic seizures? Was he lying when he gave his followers the word of Satan, or was he lying when he took most of it back?


Are Lil' Mo's instructions on how to properly wipe an ass with the bare left hand holy instructions given down by God, or the product of poor Arab hygiene? Does allah poop like mortal men?


Do islamopithecines pray towards Mecca because God lives in a little black cube-hut, or is the cube-hut God himself? Is Muhammad's crusty interned corpse the God of islam?


If islamopithecines abase themselves 5 times a day to honor God, why do they stick their asses up to the heavens impertinently, while bowing their heads and hands to the ground towards the Devil in Hell?


Why does allah speak only Arabic? Did he fail his ESL course?


With angels and devils visiting lil' Mo on a daily basis, why didn't anybody else see them?


If Wogs are God's chosen people, why are they the most backwards and barbaric people on the planet?



Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at December 13, 2006 03:06 PM (bLPT+)

13 Since the overwhelming percentage of the Jewish vote goes to the
Democrats will the right wing eventually return to its historical view
of being anti Jewish ?


I hope not.  But this explains why the Left is so virulently anti-christian.

Posted by: Jesuslad Carlos at December 13, 2006 03:31 PM (8e/V4)

14 "Did Mohammad rape then marry Aisha?"
 
I think he married her when she was 6, but waited until she was 9 before raping her.  

Posted by: forest at December 13, 2006 04:10 PM (oj+k1)

15 Hi Laurence Simon,

No. The snwer is no. I did not even know about any IMAO blog till I read your comments today. But sure, I will make it a point to read it hereafter. One more addition to my "Bookmarks" folder -> "Conservative Blogs" sub-folder.

Cheers,
Bhuvan

Posted by: Bhuvan at December 13, 2006 05:21 PM (E5D0t)

16 John, if you want to know how the "right" feels about Jews, you should
go over to Stormfront, where you'll find.... mostly lefturds like
yourself!

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 13, 2006 05:53 PM (v3I+x)

17 Those of us on the right reject anti-Semitism, John -- but you seem to have embraced it and are seeking to encourage it.

Posted by: Rhymes With Right at December 13, 2006 06:38 PM (TXzYv)

18 Oh, and my additional comments and questions can be found over at my site.

http://rhymeswithright.mu.nu/archives/208454.php

Posted by: Rhymes With Right at December 13, 2006 06:41 PM (TXzYv)

19 Here is a question that I've never been able to get an answer.
 
"What did Muhammad worship before receiving God’s revelations at the age of 40?"
 
We know ...
1. Muhammad was a member of the Quraish tribe.
2. Quraish tribe worshipped the Kaaba (not God/Allah).
3. All of his family was part of the Quraish tribe.
 
 
So did Muhammad worship the Kaaba as his family did from birth to the age 40? Most if not all worship what their parents do at least when they are young.
Did Muhammad not believe in any gods … atheist?
Did he believe in a higher being of some kind like myself … agnostic?
Or something else?
 

Posted by: jack at December 14, 2006 12:15 AM (aNgvv)

20 Muhammad believed that drinking urine and semen was beneficial to mental health. He was also a well documented psychotic who passed on his psychosis to generations to cum.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at December 14, 2006 12:43 AM (bLPT+)

21 Other Zionistic Plots reguarding Islam..

Soap.. a way to clean hands or an evil device to cause Muslims to rub Pig Fat and Lye over their skin?

Posted by: The Other Dave at December 16, 2006 06:59 PM (59lCX)

22 regarding.. even..

Posted by: The Other Dave at December 16, 2006 07:00 PM (59lCX)

23
Any religion, no matter what name it goes by, must address and be addressed by the psychology that underpins the failures and successes of those who believe in it.
 
As a  -most of my life cynic  - about the existence of their being anything supernatural, I am now of the opinion that there is/are forces that play a vital part in our lives, but they are an integral part of what we are created by us, but in turn creating our reality.
 
Whether Jesus was a real person, or a fabrication of believers, the simplicity of the belief attributed to him are a beautiful understanding of the realities of human existence.  An expressed understanding that we are all (every one) created by the world around us and therefore are all deserving of forgiveness and redemption.
 
Whereas  Islam which preaches that people can only be controlled by vicious punishments -stoning to death and/or the amputation of limbs etc demonstrates that is has not the slightest understanding of the realties of human existence.   
 
It is therefore not a true region and certainly not the product of a loving god.
 
Carlos

Posted by: carlos at December 22, 2006 04:04 AM (r5tHO)

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Posted by: jonny672 at December 24, 2006 06:31 PM (UG9oL)

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