August 22, 2006

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An interesting method of repair but I like it.

Hat Tip : Mark

Posted by: Howie at 09:23 AM | Comments (24) | Add Comment
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1 Now that's customer service!

Posted by: usasamurai at August 22, 2006 09:35 AM (E0TaU)

2 I sincerely hope that someone sends this to HP and all of their competitors... And to Fox News!

Posted by: heldmyw at August 22, 2006 09:37 AM (LvGT1)

3 The good Captain will likely be put up on charges of destroying government property. I hope it was him own machine.

Posted by: SeeMonk at August 22, 2006 10:17 AM (7teJ9)

4 Dammit - I had exactly the same problem with my HP printer, got the same "support" from HP, and had the same angry reaction. Now I realize that I lacked the correct tools to address the problem in a most satisfying way.

Posted by: Sherlock at August 22, 2006 10:33 AM (pBbVV)

5

I doubt that.  It didn't work so he may have done the asset disposal paperwork first.


Posted by: Howie at August 22, 2006 10:34 AM (YdcZ0)

6 "What a piece of sh!t this product is."

Regarding Hewlitt Packard, truer words were never spaked.

Posted by: JeepThang at August 22, 2006 10:45 AM (yZQoS)

7 And that, children, is why I bought the Epson Stylus CS4800.

Not only do the HP printers seem to be going down in quality, the ink also tends to be more expensive than the competitors'.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at August 22, 2006 10:56 AM (VvXII)

8 The engineers in my clan refer to that method or repair as "impact adjustment". Scotch have found it very effective for centuries. I'm sure it can even fix a HP machine. If not - it will no longer get in the way or real working machines.

Posted by: Rod Stanton at August 22, 2006 11:14 AM (gnu5S)

9 PS HP's future has been and still is in doubt. After seeing this does anyone question why it is in doubt?

Posted by: Rod Stanton at August 22, 2006 11:19 AM (gnu5S)

10 I think it was the TPS reports that put him over the top.

Posted by: Rusty at August 22, 2006 02:12 PM (JQjhA)

11 Their Lazer printers are ok... it is the inkjet shit they make!
In any case most inkjets are sold cheap... they make their money on the fancy paper and ink that just prints half an assignment.

Posted by: RobC at August 22, 2006 02:20 PM (lwWxm)

12 You propeller heads must know, most 'repair' techniques result in the repaired item being in a functional state.
 
That jarhead just ventilated a printer that Haywood paid for, that probably only needed cleaning.
 
Now how are they going to print their short timer calendars?
 
btw, Haywood is a proud veteran, and this in no way should be taken as being "against our troops".

Posted by: haywood jablowmi at August 22, 2006 02:23 PM (VUmVc)

13 Hayseed, how do you know it was paid for with tax money? Or did you personally buy it and send it to the Marine? BTW unless you were a Marine, the term Jarhead is off limits to you.

Posted by: SeeMonk at August 22, 2006 03:01 PM (7teJ9)

14 Too funny!

I really needed that laugh, but I must say that my HP Deskjet 1220C/Postscript 3 rocks AS LONG AS I CLEAN IT AFTER I HAVE NOT USED IT FOR A LONG PERIOD OF TIME! Also, no cheap ink, m-kay?

I get the distinct impression that the honorable serviceman was not overly familiar with that particular piece of equipment.

SeeMonk: With all due respect, this is a country founded upon freedoms; Freedom of expression being chief among them. You may not LIKE the context in which "Jarhead" was used, but the term is not off limits to anyone for any reason.

My dad wasn't a Marine, he was an Air Force Pilot (WW II, Korea, Viet Nam), and he used the word Jarhead many times: Always lovingly and with the deepest, most awesome respect, and I don't think you'd have confronted my dad with the same objection.

I love the Marines. Tip of the spear and all that.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Hucbald at August 22, 2006 03:19 PM (/2VYI)

15 Peronnally I never much liked HP stuff.  Had some HP PC's they were kinda sucky.  Parity memeory does have it's uses.  I do have an HP color deskjet and the old laserjests were good.  But don't think the lower quality of PC's and stuff is just an HP problem.  And everyone makes a lemon once in a while.  I think the issue was the service and the fact that HP felt it needed pay to help with a problem.  We have another commenter above who agrees this  printer is a POS.  So it probably is. 
 
 I find the idea that you shell out the cash for a nice printer and then have to pay to get answers pretty silly. 
 
I was just in my supers office and she has a brand new HP printer that chops off half the last line on every document she does.  I'm seeing a trend here profit over quality.  Make quality and support it and people will pay a bit extra for that.

Posted by: Howie at August 22, 2006 03:32 PM (YdcZ0)

16 To think what a difference a new toner cartridge might have made! LOL I guess it gets frustrating over there if there is nothing to shoot at for a while...

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at August 22, 2006 04:30 PM (gLMre)

17 could have been that strip thingy that goes on the other side if forget what it's called.

Posted by: Howie at August 22, 2006 04:33 PM (D3+20)

18 mcunt, you are no where near qualified to tell Haywood what words are on or off limits.
 
But, if it makes you proud, you go, girl. How's your site doin?

Posted by: haywood jablowmi at August 22, 2006 05:30 PM (VUmVc)

19 Hucbald, your dad would know what I am talking about. You I do not expect to understand.
 
Hayseed, I will take the fact you did not state you are or were a Marine as a confirmation. I am not going to tell you to never say it. However, it is a term reserved for those who for whatever role they played, earned the title. Unless you have earned it, I would ask you to not use it. However, I don't expect a whole lot out of you. Your handle speaks volumes.
 
BTW I am not scottish. Please address me as cunt or Mr Cunt. I believe I have earned that privilege.

Posted by: SeeMonk at August 22, 2006 07:45 PM (n4VvM)

20 BTW Gaywood, my site is getting more hits every week. I remodeled it, and focused the content. I had 42 unique hits yesterday.
 
I even have had other folks link back to my own writing. I would honestly say it is less lame than it has ever been.
 
Feel free to visit and comment. I plan to blog about the progress it takes for me to get my 40 year old ass back into shape to re-up.
 
When you make that commitment, come talk to me about who you are.
 
I have already done my service, yet I feel I still have work to do.
 
What kind of work is left for you to do for this country?

Posted by: SeeMonk at August 22, 2006 07:54 PM (n4VvM)

21 Ah the 240 Gulf...7.62 mm of pure printer fixin' goodness, kind of takes me back. Anyone want to take bets on how long it will take reuters to photoshop that printer into an "innocent arabian child"?

Posted by: USMC_shooter at August 22, 2006 11:20 PM (R57PZ)

22 One more thing haywood...that was a soldier not a Marine. See all those patches on his cammies and the way the M240G missed the printer with it's first shot...thats the Army. Marines just need one shot.

P.S. The Army kicks Ass too but I still gotta give 'em trash.

Posted by: USMC_shooter at August 22, 2006 11:31 PM (R57PZ)

23 You could tell that was not a Marine by his uniform.

Posted by: pivalleygirl at August 23, 2006 01:01 AM (0Pys3)

24 USMC_shooter - - - Da** right! Jarheads always hit what they shoot at!

an old exJarhead
PS Who never missed a still target after Boot Camp. Missed a few on the rifle range in the beginning but the DI straightened me out fast!

Posted by: Rod Stanton at August 23, 2006 08:17 AM (PHgQS)

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