July 13, 2006

Israel Hits Southern Beirut

CNN:

JERUSALEM (CNN) -- Israeli warplanes early Friday bombed southern Beirut, home to the offices of Hezbollah and the group's leader, as the Israeli-Lebanese violence that has killed dozens of Lebanese civilians and 10 Israelis entered its third day.

And to new commenter Some Guy, please see the doctor over your extreme case of cranial rectalitis.

And why should Frank J. have all the fun? We have all sorts of derogatory names for our enemies, yet we all still refer to Hezbollah as Hezbollah. Or Hizbullah. Or Hizb' Allah.

How about...Hizbutthole'a?

Update: The Counterterrorism Blog, via (who else?) Allah, reports this:

1- According to Israeli Channel 10, Hezbollah was able to hack into the Israeli Army's computer systems prior to the attack.

2- For the first time, Israel mentioned the possible intervention of Iranian Revolutionary Guards based in Lebanon in the war. The danger is that they have long range rockets capable of travelling more than 200 kms and reach Tel Aviv.

Read the rest.

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1 Israel has been dropping leaflets on Beirut warning people to stay away from Hisbollah dominated areas for their own safety. Do you suppose Hisbollah dropped leaflets over Israel before launching its rockets?

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at July 13, 2006 09:10 PM (8e/V4)

2 How about Hezboturd?

Hezbeelzibub?

Hezbu...Hezbu....Hes ba not going to work here no more! (Name that movie reference, receive 5 bonus points)

Posted by: Beelzebub's wicked uncle at July 13, 2006 09:12 PM (simOF)

3 Hellzbellzah! Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Cpl M at July 13, 2006 09:24 PM (5iZ3e)

4 Islamic Craps

Paleos, Hizzies, Sunnis, Ayatollahs and their supporting cast all remind me degenerate gamblers playing against the HOUSE

These players are so addicted that every time some of them lose everything, their homes, even the family and life - the rest become even more greedy and full of lust, the worst is when when they win, they keep gambling until they lose again.

They are degenerate gamblers they live in order to lose, for centuries they’ve tried dozens and dozens of methods and systems all for naught.

You’d think these degenerate gamblers would be addicted to the high of winning, But the more you listen and watch them, you discover they feel most alive when they are losing. What they remember are the losses, not the wins. The wins just slip through their fingers because they are addicted to losing. It’s quite simple really the Ummah must lose in order to feel alive; which btw is characteristic of all natural born LOSERS!

THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS

Hezbolla'BURTON!

Posted by: Rubin at July 13, 2006 11:50 PM (iFjaG)

5 The Lebanese government is our ally and they're capital is being bombed. The Lebanese government must deploy its security forces and SOFs all over Beirut and the surrounding areas. Then Lebanon can tell Israel,"Beirut is ours now, Hezbollah won't be going anywhere, now stop bombing Beirut and start pounding the south."

Posted by: Some Dude at July 14, 2006 01:01 PM (llVQM)

6 Office Space!

Posted by: Falcon at July 14, 2006 02:31 PM (y0GfP)

7 Office Space! 5 points to me!

Posted by: Falcon at July 14, 2006 02:31 PM (y0GfP)

8 Rubin: The analogy is great. Never thought of them that way, but it certainly holds true.

Posted by: greyrooster at July 14, 2006 05:41 PM (pkrE/)

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