September 01, 2006

Trojans Beat Razorbacks 105 - 3

usc_university_of_southern_california.jpgTomorrow's headlines, today!

Why even bother watching the game? Unless your an Arkansas massochist or an Southern Cal sadist. So, color me a sadist!

I mean, can I get even one person to bet on Arkansas? And I mean a straight up bet, not a cover-the-spread bet? Didn't think so.

If I'm not back til Monday it's because I'm already celebrating tomorrow's inevetable victory.

September 16th's Headline, today: Nebraska cornholed at Colliseum: Quarterback PWND, in traction. Coach fired after feminists complain about comments that he 'enjoyed the collective and figurative gang rape'.

Posted by: Rusty at 01:06 PM | Comments (17) | Add Comment
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1 Mwahahahahahaha! Fight On Trojans!

Posted by: caltechgirl at September 01, 2006 01:09 PM (/vgMZ)

2 Good to see more SC fans out here in the blogosphere. I live in the NW and proudly fly my Sc flag in my neighborhood to the chagrin of the Lame Duck and Meager Beaver fans.

Posted by: kaos at September 01, 2006 01:37 PM (fwmWr)

3 It is bad taste to not share on friday whatever you are smoking pal. 105 to 3? Only in your dreams.

Your team may win, but not by that much. Also, they don't even have a cool yell like Arkansas.

SOOOOOOeeeeePiiiiigggggs! GO HOGS!

Posted by: Leatherneck at September 01, 2006 02:37 PM (D2g/j)

4 Yeah, all the mediocre teams try to compensate with yells like that ;-)

Posted by: Jihad Rusty Dirka Dirka at September 01, 2006 02:51 PM (JQjhA)

5 C'mon, let's not make Rusty cry in his own comments section.

Posted by: Vinnie at September 01, 2006 03:13 PM (/qy9A)

6 Autzen Stadium, late 1980's- there were signs ringing the field for every pac-10 school with their mascot name.

One straight piece of tape converted USC Trojans to USE Trojans. No one of authority noticed for weeks.

Posted by: QC at September 01, 2006 03:30 PM (PX+vn)

7 He who has the last laugh..........

Mwuahhahahahahaha!!!!!!

Posted by: Jihad Rusty Dirka Dirka at September 01, 2006 03:46 PM (JQjhA)

8 Vinnie, fear the Trojans.

(I was on a team that lost to them 63-0)

Posted by: QC at September 01, 2006 04:44 PM (PX+vn)

9 My hat is off to the Razor Pigs. Ay least they have the cajones to schedule a game with USC. Georgia is the twinkie team master, and a source of shame with me. They recently broke the mold bt scheduling a game against that Pac 10 powerhouse Arizona state. That is why UGA will never be a NCAA champ again. Hell Ga Tech plays ND tomorrow. I won't mention who UGA plays. It's too embarrassing. Being Catholic, I am conflicted.

Posted by: SeeMonk at September 01, 2006 05:03 PM (n4VvM)

10 Fight on!

Posted by: Flap at September 01, 2006 07:44 PM (A8i+J)

11 Woo Pig Motherfucking Sooie.

Posted by: Razorgasm at September 01, 2006 11:51 PM (a+bZ1)

12 Woo Pig Motherfucking Sooie, Song Girl.

Posted by: Razorgasm at September 01, 2006 11:53 PM (a+bZ1)

13 "September 16th's Headline, today: Nebraska cornholed at Colliseum"
 
Well, the guys at USC practice their cornholing in West Hollywood. All that practice did not help when it came time to get beaten by Texas.
 
Go Longhorns!

Posted by: Darth Vag at September 02, 2006 07:45 AM (HSkSw)

14 This isn't last year Rusty; neither team is the same. USC is going into hostile territory minus its three super stars. Their offense is being lead by a quarterback that hasn't played any meaningful game time. Arkansas returns almost their entire team and a new offensive coordinator. USC will win, but this does not have blowout written all over it like it did last year.

That being said, GO BUCKEYES!!!

Posted by: thelinyguy at September 02, 2006 07:49 AM (7xc/4)

15 Wooooooooooo Pig, Sooie. Razorbacks! Get 'em Hoggies.

(Surely it won't be 70-17 again. )

Posted by: bubbe at September 02, 2006 07:15 PM (vZBQO)

16 It must really suck to live in the 'saw and have a 50-14 rout seem like a victory because your team could stand up to USC's second string.

Rednecks.

Posted by: Leopold Stotch at September 03, 2006 12:59 AM (n/438)

17 Time for the trojans to enjoy a pork BBQ and lots to go around for everyone

Posted by: sandpiper at September 03, 2006 07:48 PM (YIXxO)

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