1 Eurabia is coming.

2 ...that, or the Sith.

3 This is what six decades of socialism/welfare state have done to England. (English readers please correct me if I'm wrong.)

4 A TO-DO LIST FOR CANADIAN MUSLIMS

– Advocate democracy to anyone who will listen.  Admit it, you want it.  Only a fool would turn it down, and that’s why Iraqi’s want democracy, even in the middle of their current crisis.  It never hurts to remind people about democracy.  Everywhere I go in the West, I meet people who do not really know what democracy is, or what’s so good about it. Here’s a basic kit.  Democracy consists of : (1) The people are governed by representatives who are elected by fair and frequent elections, with the President and/or Prime minister also elected, (2) Written laws which can be changed by elected representatives, (3) A final “Basic Law” (Constitution), on which all other laws are based, and it usually has a “Bill of Rights”, describing the essential rights and freedoms of all citizens,  (4) Judges who ensure that the laws are applied fairly, and these judges are appointed or elected, and no politician can fire them,  (5) A separation of Religion and Politics, so that neither can interfere with each other.

– It may seem easy to advocate democracy among Muslims, but it’s not.  I’m thinking, for example, about the comments sections on the Lebanese website Naharnet.com.   There, they seem to think that democracy consists of: (1) democratic elections, and (2) killing anyone they don’t like, whenever they want.  To their credit, they do have very heterogeneous opinions, although most are about who should be killed, and why.  Alright, I’m exaggerating, but I do find Naharnet.com a useful guide to Middle Eastern thinking.

– Treat women as the equals of men in all things. I mean it. If you were not ready to do this when you came over, re-think your move.  Remember all the good things that democracy offers you, and discriminating against women is not democratic. Completely get rid of nijabs, niqabs, hijabs, and all other jabs. Muslim women should never wear any of that stuff, ever.  They must wear what they want, where and when they want, except no jabs of any sort, at least for the next 50 years. Then we’ll see.  If they must have a head covering, let it be a cowboy hat.  If Canadian Muslims do not stop with the jabs, immediately, the rest of us will begin wearing gorilla costumes, all the time, everywhere.  The only marriage and divorce laws and customs that are acceptable are Western laws and customs, no exceptions.  Arranged marriages: kaput. Doweries: nope.  ‘Betrothing’ her at age 12: you’ve got to be kidding.  Honour killings: just plain murder.  Regulating, stipulating, or controlling who ‘Jasmine’ will marry: not.  ‘Jasmine’ will determine who to marry, not you, and if she decides to marry a be-kilted Scotsman, live with it, many Westerners have, and survived.  Muslim women will attend college, police academy, or hockey school if they feel like it, and don’t try to stop them (“Ladies and gentlemen, our most valuable player of the evening, Fatima al Douri!”).  None of this crap about aborting female fetuses, either.

– Stop calling the people you don’t like “unbelievers”.  You know very well that this is a veiled death threat.

– Stop it with the Sharia law already.  You’ve got to decide which country you’re going to live in, and stick with that decision.  After you’ve decided, live by the laws of your chosen country.

– Stop hating Jews.  I know, it’s hard for you, but you have to just give it up.  In the first place, hating any ethnic group violates the Bill of Rights of almost every democratic nation, and don’t make a habit of violating your host country’s Bill of Rights.  Word gets around, and it makes you unpopular.  In the second place, hating Jews is an enormous waste of time and energy, and as a new immigrant you can’t afford to waste time and energy.

– Stop acting like you have a better religion, and that includes thinking about a ‘World Caliphate’.  Only Allah knows what he is up to, and don’t pretend that you know.  In Canada, if we were going to switch, it would be to Zoroastrianism (fire worship).  It really makes a lot of sense for us.

– Stop it with the ‘victim’ stuff, it’s really irritating.  You have more economic, social and religious freedoms than anywhere else on Earth, and you can’t move to Mars yet.  Stop running around with the ankle-length Kameez and the wool Yamalkah-thing, crying discrimination.  Tuck your shirt in, and get a better toque.  Remember, in Canada, we are glad to have you.  We like variety, because it makes us strong.  Also, with so many different ethnic groups, ethnic hatred becomes impractical, because hating just one group seems unfair somehow, and it’s too time consuming to hate them all.  Besides, if you did hate them all, you wouldn’t have any friends.  Also, Muslims are good for Canada, because most are ambitious, hard workers, friendly, and know how to live in harsh environments.  It’s normal, in a way – a little cold, perhaps, but normal.  It’s kind of nice to think of a small town in Ontario, with a church at one end, and a Mosque at the other, I like it.  Maybe some day they will be side-by-side.

5 And here I was hoping this was a thread on ninjas!

6 Well, it COULD be.  I understand that women make the best ninjas.  They can be supremely acrobatic, quick, and use many tricks men wouldn't think of.

7 Ridiculous!

8

DemocracyRules you might as well just ask muslims to become christians they are just as likely to do it as anything you suggested in your to do list.

 

 

http://www.mp3.com.au/artist.asp?id=16834

9 Me thinks DemocracyRules is a airhead happy female type.

10 On the upside, the burka-burkas do cover the women's mouths.

11

Better a airhead happy female type then a communist pretending to be a socialist masquerading as a dummycrat.

 
 
 
 
 
http://www.mp3.com.au/artist.asp?id=16834

12 your posts on this site are simply outrageous..and not in favour of your ethnic group's insinuation.  grow up.  your page should be hacked.

13 Lana joto:


Do you have a problem with White people, you racist fucking shit-stain?