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November 03, 2006

Saudi Arabian Orgies

Saudi Arabia is blaming the West for an apparent upward trend in orgies. Yes, you heard it correctly: Saudi. Arabian. Orgies.

As in, orgies in Saudi Arabia.

Excellent. Our plan to win the war against Islamofascism one orgy at a time begin to come to fruition.

Mwuhahahahahaha!!

In related news, the U.S. blames the Chinese for the unexpected rise in robot nipple related injuries. World Tribune:

Known as a modest and pious man, Saudi King Abdullah has been hearing steady reports of a sharp decline in morals in his country....
Al Shelabi said his center has received reports of wife swapping, of husbands pressuring wives to sleep with their friends and of orgies. He said these requests reflect the influence of Western culture, easily accessible on satellite television or the Internet.

See, the internet is to blame for a decline in Saudi family values. Important values like beating your third wife for haughty looks and marrying off your 13 year old daughter have been sharply declining in recent years.

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1 "As in, orgies in Saudi Arabia"

Uh yeah.....as in petting zoos in America

Posted by: Randman at November 03, 2006 06:13 PM (Sal3J)

It's a synchronized Saudi butt sex extravaganza!

Posted by: PK at November 03, 2006 06:14 PM (hph70)

3 And ofcourse it's pube free, because Allah hates pubes.

Posted by: PK at November 03, 2006 06:16 PM (hph70)

4 I'd pay a dollar to see it.

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at November 03, 2006 08:59 PM (Dd86v)

5 I'll take the blame.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 03, 2006 09:08 PM (cNF2m)

Seems like this story would have provided the perfect segway into the Ted Haggard stuff. How shocking that your site has instead continued to mislead about the Kerry story (it was freaking obvious he wasn't referring to the troops), and LIE about WMD while ignoring the utter hypocracy of the right wing.

Posted by: Professor von Nostrand at November 03, 2006 09:20 PM (Bwpq7)

7 Von Nostril: What about what he said in 1972. Same excuse? Naw. His true feelings just came out and he got caught.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 03, 2006 10:11 PM (cNF2m)

8 Umm.. Professor. How is it possible Kerry was referring to Bush? Bush is known to have been a decent enough student, better than Kerry actually. No, he was referring to the troops whom he has been maligning for the last what, 35 years? And we know JFKerry has a severe distaste for commoners, of which our all-volunteer army is largely comprised. The "joke" made zero sense, precisely because it wasn't a joke at all. Kerry simply slipped up and spoke from the heart.

And WHO lied about WMD? I guess you haven't seen the NYT article? Apparently, according to our friends at that venerable rag, Saddam was working on building a nuclear weapon, and was getting pretty close to pulling it off. The NYT is basically verifying what Bush said back at the beginning of the war.

Posted by: Richard H. at November 03, 2006 10:15 PM (/xUS1)

9 The nuances of hypocrisy on the left are a sight to behold. Professor, you are either a trained propagandist(poorly trained, I might add) or a complete fucking idiot. Either way, you are contemptible.

Posted by: jesusland joe at November 03, 2006 10:49 PM (rUyw4)

10 Actually Greyrooster, 76 percent of the soldiers in Vietnam were from working-class or lower-income families, while only 23 percent had fathers in professional, managerial or technical occupations.

Kerry's 1972 statements were exactly correct. Vietnam was a place for the black, brown, and poor.

Meanwhile, it is obvious to all but the obtuse that he screwed up a joke the other day. The comments don't even make sense within the context of the speech if it wasn't a joke. But of course, that doesn't fit anyone's political agenda here.

Let's talk more about Pastor Ted. Heh.

Posted by: Professor von Nostrand at November 04, 2006 03:53 AM (Bwpq7)

11 Dear Professor "i can't read basic English". Save it for you leftist circle jerk.

"Vietnam was a place for the black, brown, and poor.
"

So... your contention is that the rapes and murders just like Genghis
Khan are the obvious result of black and brown people being there. Have
you always been a racist cunt or is it just politically convenient.

Posted by: Randman at November 04, 2006 08:46 AM (Sal3J)

12 Von Nostril: You are full of shit. My unit was 85% white with a few browns and one black. Where did they hide these poor minorites? Must have been truck drivers and ammo carriers. Or cooks, or storekeepers, etc. Take a look at todays military. Take a good look. Not the figures that count the pregnant unwed black girls at your local Air Force Base. Watch the newsreels closely. See who is kicking down the doors. Who is manning the gun turrets? Who is flying the aircraft. Look closely and count. Then see if you can come back with the same shit.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 04, 2006 09:05 AM (cNF2m)

13 I'm not sure how pressuring your wife to boink other guys is an American value. Last time I checked, women had all the rights and power in this country. Most guys cant even get their wives to clean up after themselves, much less make a home porno with Abdullah the rug merchant. Besides, nobody here has orgies with goats and camels, so the wogs didn't get it from us.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 04, 2006 09:41 AM (bLPT+)

14 Perfesser Nasty:

The soldiers who served in the Vietnam War were better educated than the general public and came from more successful families. The overwhelming majority of combat soldiers were White. The same is now true of the soldiers serving in Iraq. The kind of shit you're shovelling is only consumed by the ignorant masses on the left.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 04, 2006 09:53 AM (bLPT+)

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