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April 28, 2005

Moonbats in Seattle: "Let's Ruin Newspaper Dispensers"

"Freeze the Media Day" is when people all around the country drop superglue and toothpicks into the money slots of slimy corperate media newspaper dispensers.....Indy Media Watch has more

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1 How would those hippies like it if I spiked their weeeeed with a horse laxative. Flippin dirty hippies!

Posted by: Ob Snooks at April 28, 2005 09:27 AM (yBHNA)

2 I wonder if all that work makes them sleepy. I am sure they will just get a pick me up at Starbucks using daddy's debit card. One mocha-double frap with extra soy milk keeps a body going!

Posted by: Wine-aholic at April 28, 2005 09:51 AM (Wsn+K)

3 These anarcho-hippies have a real knack for public relations. Regular folks adore them.

Posted by: Carlos at April 28, 2005 09:54 AM (8e/V4)

4 Newspapaers? What are they? I follow our fearless leaders lead and stopped reading newspapers a long time ago.

Posted by: Max at April 28, 2005 09:55 AM (HFKAk)

5 I ... stopped reading newspapers a long time ago.

Well hell -- you obviously have an Internet connection, so why would you collect piles of paper in your house, 99% of the content of which no person ever reads anyway (a different 99% for each person, of course)?

I get two newspapers at my house -- the local daily that isn't usefullt online anyway, and a quasi-local weekly that is delivered free on Friday mornings. Everything else I read online. They're not newspapers if there's no paper involved.

Posted by: McGehee at April 28, 2005 10:37 AM (S504z)

6 May they superglue their hand to their flacid little phallus.

Happy Birthday Sadam. Iraq has a new cabinet.

Posted by: Howie at April 28, 2005 10:39 AM (D3+20)

7 I got Saddam a tub of anal ease for his birthday.

Can't wait to see the look on his face when Chemical Ali lubes up for some baathist lovin!

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 28, 2005 11:08 AM (yBHNA)

8 I'm getting the impression that Filthy works in the "anal ease" and "butt grease" factory.

Newspapers...
who needs 'em?

Posted by: greg at April 28, 2005 11:17 AM (/+dAV)

9 It's nice when stupid stands up so we can all have a look.

Posted by: Defense Guy at April 28, 2005 11:53 AM (jPCiN)

10 Yes Greg, I do. Right next to your mama.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 28, 2005 12:04 PM (yBHNA)

11 I hear Greg's mom works in Product testing. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Obsnooks at April 28, 2005 12:04 PM (yBHNA)

12 Hmmm... considering that the evil corporate newpapers are about 99.999% rabidly liberal, anti-American Pravda wannabes, maybe this should be called Cutting Off Our Noses To Spite Our Faces Day. Liberals are so stupid, they don't even know who their friends are.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at April 28, 2005 12:48 PM (0yYS2)

13 You guys are a riot.

Posted by: Howie at April 28, 2005 12:53 PM (D3+20)

14 Maximus,
Your right. Check out the editorial page of the Seattle Post Intelligencer WWW.SEATTLEPI.COM. The Seattle PI is know as Seattle Pravda Isvista. Why would lefties want to stop this rag with Joel Connely and the Cartoonist David Horsey attacking the GOP every day?

I say have at it you tree huggers. It may keep them from scratching the cars of Republicians for a day of so.

Posted by: Brad at April 28, 2005 01:05 PM (HoSBk)

15 "I hear Greg's mom works in Product testing."-OB'sNookie

She does. She butt fucks Filthy with her 8 inch clit as display of dominance over him. But Filthy's cool with it. Who am I to interfere? The woman gave me the gift of life.

Posted by: greg at April 28, 2005 01:47 PM (/+dAV)

16 I would volunteer to teach those at Seattle IndyMedia how to spell.

Posted by: Oyster at April 28, 2005 04:30 PM (fl6E1)

17 The Sun-Sentinel said the is NOT reasonable cause to support the claim and the Herald said there IS reasonable cause. I wonder which it is.

And I always hate it when people wait for a long period of time to file a suit, conveniently waiting just long enough for any witnesses to be unavailable and for memories to become fuzzy. I'm in the restaurant business and I see this all the time. And it always amazes me that these people who file such claims never did anything wrong to provoke anyone.

It's more likely that Denny's was just busy at 2am. That's when the bars close and everyone goes out for breakfast. Their food probably took a long time and they likely got obnoxious. I see this all the time too. I'm one of those sitting there with a buzz, waiting for my breakfast. However, I don't get obnoxious. I'm a happy drunk.

Posted by: Oyster at April 28, 2005 04:47 PM (fl6E1)

18 Crap. Wrong post. Sorry. Please delete.

Posted by: Oyster at April 28, 2005 04:51 PM (fl6E1)

19 Now that I think of it, the liberal idiots who planned this remind me of the People's Liberation Front of Judea Crack Suicide Squad from Monty Python's Life of Brian.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at April 28, 2005 05:14 PM (0yYS2)

20 Monty Python fucking rules! "Bring out yer dead..." *whack*

Posted by: steven baber at April 28, 2005 09:29 PM (FogDg)

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