Come on, does that look like a murderer to you? She's 23, hot, and a model. But apparently slowly killing herself through anorexia wasn't good enough for Jeanette Sliwinski. Nope, she decided to commit suicide by crashing her car. Unfortunately, the car Jeanette Sliwinski rammed into had three passengers in it. (hat tip: Spoons)

Doug Meis, John Glick and Michael Dahlquist were musicians and friends, each in a different band [blog coverage of their deaths here]. All of them died. Jeanette lived. How's that for cosmic injustice?

But the Cook County, IL, DA has some plans to bring justice down to earth. Jeanette Sliwinski made her first court appearence Friday for an initial hearng. She is expected to plead not guilty to six counts of first degree murder and two counts of aggrevated battery at her arraignment. [source]

If Jeanette Sliwinski's depression was brought about because she couldn't find a job, she could have called The Jawa Report. We are in desperate need of a hot sleazy model type spokeswoman with few moral qualms and the ability to kill. Of course, we would have sent her to Mosul, Iraq, with instructions to take out Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. See, we give chicks like this purpose.

More images of Sliwinski below.

Linked to Joyner, because even though I'm now big fish in little pond, you can always use an extra link or two. And Beth--why not?

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1 What a shame. We could have split time with her. I need a sleazy model at my place too.

Posted by: phin at August 08, 2005 12:07 PM (Xvpen)

2 Kill me baby kill meeeeeeeee.

Posted by: Howie at August 08, 2005 12:08 PM (D3+20)

3 Very bizarre, the stuff of TV movies.

May the three who died unexpectedly R.I.P.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at August 08, 2005 12:15 PM (x+5JB)

4 If only she and I could have found each other before the wife, the kids and the petty bourgeoisie life I now lead, I could have made her happy.
I wonder what Parish she is registered at ?

Posted by: Brad at August 08, 2005 12:25 PM (3OPZt)

5 Didn't she used to have a blog called Hot Iraqi Blond?

Posted by: Leopold Stotch at August 08, 2005 12:37 PM (BRx5E)

6 No. But maybe we have found the reason Witty Sex Kitten decided to call it quits? Then again, I still don't have a pic to go with Filthy Republican Whore.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at August 08, 2005 12:40 PM (JQjhA)

7 I'm recommending to the judge that he sentence her to life imprisonment with me. I'll see to it that she doesn't get into anymore trouble. HeHe!

Posted by: jesusland joe at August 08, 2005 01:36 PM (DDXXI)

8 We need to be more understanding with people who look as good as she. I could forgive her. Under the right circumstances.

Posted by: greyrooster at August 08, 2005 09:36 PM (CBNGy)

9 shes actually Polish, and I knew her a long time ago. Its a real tragedy

Posted by: Cathy at August 25, 2005 09:12 AM (hu1Rd)

10 Those three men were friends of mine. Thanks for all of the crappy side jokes. If she wanted to kill herself, she didn't have to take three amazing men with her.

Posted by: Melanie at August 25, 2005 01:27 PM (yj0yO)

11
I have some hot runway and a posed shot of Jeanette when she modeled lingerie at Cicus a year or so ago. I have some earlier shots of her posing in the lounge area. Though clothed she attacted a lot of attention. There was a musical that played at the Royal George theater called " Forever Plaid " where four musicians were killed on their way to a concert but sang from heaven or something like that. As a song writer, check out the lyrics and narration to my CD " Vypsonya " @www.davero.net, I had a song about Jeanette, when she's modeling, that I never finished. It starts out

"She's got a figure that you won't forget
The perfect Playmate and a Penthouse Pet
Guys line the runway cause she makes them m sweat, JEANETTE ". It's kind of a " swing "
tune.
Dav Ero

Posted by: Dav Ero at August 27, 2005 08:31 PM (o2A1D)

12 Wow. Sounds terrible, Dav Ero. Who cares about your pathetic CD. You and the losers cracking jokes are about as plastic and hollow as Sliwinski.

Posted by: Blinky at September 02, 2005 04:27 AM (Vyort)

13 This is such a pathetic site. Stupid people making stupid jokes about such tragedies. Get a life!

Posted by: M at September 03, 2005 12:50 AM (W7Ntw)

14 I knew one of the three men killed, John Glick. Too bad the stupid bitch has the looks, but obviously lacks the brains to know whether it's right to drive over 70 mph into the back of another car. She fully deserves whatever punishment comes her way. Beauty fades, DUMB is forever.

Posted by: Heidi at September 05, 2005 11:40 AM (6krEN)

15 God will judge her, we don't have to.

Posted by: Agnes at October 27, 2005 11:09 AM (4O5yq)

16 Hey blinky, I thought it was pretty cool that this guy (Dav Ero)remembers her. It actually makes her more real and makes me more sad about the situation & that people are dead. It's another example of how they appear perfect on the outside but have problems like everyone else. He did not crack a joke, he was sharing the most interesting information on this page. You should expect wise crackers on-line anyway. Why rip on some random artist? Rip on the jokers. So grow up and go fuck yourself

Posted by: Justice at November 05, 2005 11:14 AM (LGpOS)

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