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November 02, 2005

Lesbians Want to Marry Angelina Jolie

Fresh on the heels of being named the woman 57% of college girls want to have sex with (story here), Angelina Jolie has another 'good gay' related title: world's most desirable gay-marriage partner. The Sun:

ANGELINA JOLIE is the woman lesbians would most like to marry, according to a new poll by Gaydar Radio.
The bisexual stunner beat fellow actresses Charlize Theron and Jodie Foster to the top spot with 32 per cent of the vote.

You Rethuglikkkans ought to be ashamed of yourselves taking away Angelina Jolie's right to marry whatever hot chick she wants to!! Shame on you Amerikkkan Taliban!!! And we, the people, have a First Amendment right to view any Angelina Jolie 'good-gay' honeymoon videos that might find there way to the internet. Censorship!! Censorship!!

Because at The Jawa Report, we bring you the important stories.......

Posted by: Rusty at 09:10 AM | Comments (12) | Add Comment
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1 Rusty? That's news?
Hell, I wanna marry the crazy tramp too.
I'd give her the best 9.2 seconds of her life.

Posted by: dick at November 02, 2005 09:21 AM (XlQVK)

2 9.2? Does that include undressing time?

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 02, 2005 09:36 AM (0yYS2)

3 I'll probably take some heat for this, but in my opinion, Angelina has become a bit cliche. The whole 'crazy freak' thing is played out. Plus her once beautiful lips now seem to resemble two dehydrated sea cumbers. In fact, given the choice, I'd prefer either Charlize Theron or Jodie Foster. I guess I'm just boring that way.

Posted by: Graeme at November 02, 2005 10:12 AM (zzwVE)

4 I'd still bet that those would be the two dehydrated sea cucumbers that most men would like wrapped around... uh never mind.

In a related story, 100% of straight men would like to tag Angie. Yeah, she's a skank but she's my kind of skank: the kind who would kill you and devour your body for nourishment after using you for your seed.

Posted by: slug at November 02, 2005 12:59 PM (aQTEb)

5 Aaaaahhhh - the need to tittilate! Push that social envelope further and further. Why? Who cares - its all about self-gratification anyway.

But in the era of DVDs VCRS and the Internet - Jolie - who cares about tittilation when you can easily get the real Mc Coy!

Jolie (and all the others)- fame is fleeting and yours is fading fast. So, get with the program (like Paris) - make some porn films and sell them. Don't tease - Show us the money!

Posted by: hondo at November 02, 2005 02:14 PM (ymtSt)

6 Hondo, it looks like you'll be pleased by Original Sin, Angelina's upcoming movie with Antonio Banderas.

Here's a link to a clip. It takes a while to upload, but you'll have your money shot.

Posted by: utron at November 02, 2005 03:12 PM (LCjIL)

7 This just in. A new poll finds that 78% of men chose Angelina Jolie as the woman they would most like to watch college girls have sex with. ;-)

Posted by: Gary at November 02, 2005 03:19 PM (PLHs9)

8 SOFTCORE!!!!!

JOLIE!!! STOP BEING SO "RISQUE" - THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO PROVE!

SHOW ME THE MONEY HONEY!

Posted by: hondo at November 02, 2005 03:21 PM (ymtSt)

9 Hey that's nto safe for work now you tell me. Good eye candy though.

Posted by: Howie at November 02, 2005 04:38 PM (D3+20)

10 http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/10/31/triangle.death/index.html

Posted by: Route Irish at November 03, 2005 12:37 AM (Eh9tH)

11 Oh well. Weird or not. I would still like to nail her. I have more in common with lesbians than I do with the french. I prefer women.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 03, 2005 01:29 PM (ZaAd/)

12 I'd do her anyday!

Posted by: Stephanie at March 20, 2006 06:56 PM (O2x3c)

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