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April 04, 2005

Lauren Bush is Hot!

President Bush's niece, Lauren Bush, is just hot. That is all.

UPDATE: Or is it Noelle Bush? WE DEMAND ANSWERS!!!!!

UPDATE II: Despite the best efforts of Islamofascist terrorists, we can now confirm that the nipple in question does belongs to Lauren Bush.

UPDATE III: Because if we can't look at Lauren Bush's nipple, the terrorists have already won.

UPDATE IV: All your Bush girls are belongs to us! Keep. Your. Damn. Dirty. Hands. Off. My. Lauren!

UPDATE V: You can keep your filthy Paris Hilton games too, Drew.

Posted by: Rusty at 02:44 PM | Comments (37) | Add Comment
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1 Lauren Bush...
Isn't she Jeb Bush's daughter? The one who got busted for writing fake prescriptions for Alprazolam. She's a junky just like her Uncles George W and Rush "pills" Limbaugh.
I'd fuck her but I'd use 2 rubbers.

Posted by: greg at April 04, 2005 03:24 PM (/+dAV)

2 Conservative sites posting nipple slip pics. NOW I've seen it all.

Posted by: McCoy at April 04, 2005 03:28 PM (WcWV3)

3 Rusty- How did you know I liked Right Nipples too?

Dang! That Broad is Cheeze Stake Sammich Hot!

Posted by: Obsnooks at April 04, 2005 03:38 PM (yBHNA)

4 greg,

when Libs do drugs it's just another alternative lifestyle. When conservatives do it they're junkies.

Are you sure you've got the right Bush though?

Posted by: Carlos at April 04, 2005 03:39 PM (paKD6)

5 Scott Baio would never show his nipple like that. IF Mr. Baio was to expose his nipple or nipples, it would be in a classy setting. Like a diner.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 04, 2005 03:39 PM (yBHNA)

6 Carlos,

Honestly, I'm not positive. W's got several brothers. All I know is that one of Jeb Bush's daughters got popped for writing a phoney alprazolam (ZANAX) prescription and trying to fill it at a drive through pharmacy. It's probably the same girl.

She is hot.

Posted by: greg at April 04, 2005 03:45 PM (/+dAV)

7 BIG TITTED IRAQI BABES!

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article7545.htm

Posted by: greg at April 04, 2005 03:50 PM (/+dAV)

8 Greg, what do you know about hot chicks? Don't try to hide the fact that you prefer a sausage fest to a clam bar.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 04, 2005 03:50 PM (yBHNA)

9 The Bush in question would be Noelle, not Lauren....

Posted by: Chris at April 04, 2005 03:51 PM (8DwXG)

10 BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Greg better put on his burka. Filthy Allah might get ideas!

Posted by: obsnooks at April 04, 2005 03:52 PM (yBHNA)

11 Lauren Bush...
Isn't she Jeb Bush's daughter? The one who got busted for writing fake prescriptions for Alprazolam. She's a junky just like her Uncles George W and Rush "pills" Limbaugh.
I'd fuck her but I'd use 2 rubbers.

Posted by: greg at April 4, 2005 03:24 PM

Sure Greg. You would F- her..... If she was a guy with a hairy bottom.

Posted by: Filthyallah at April 04, 2005 03:53 PM (yBHNA)

12 Chris,
I stand corrected. You're right it was Nicole. Who does Lauren belong to?

Posted by: greg at April 04, 2005 03:56 PM (/+dAV)

13 Will somebody please figure out if this is Nicole, Noelle, of Lauren? Thousands of lives may be riding on the answer to that question!!!!

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 04, 2005 03:57 PM (JQjhA)

14 Filthy Allah,
You want Scott Biao''s bum. He's all you talk about.
By the way, Texas A&M just figured out what the very first symptom of AIDS is. It's a dull throbbing sensation in Filthy Allah's ass!

Posted by: greg at April 04, 2005 03:59 PM (/+dAV)

15 Stop arguing. I'm seriously. Let's ask the important question, like WHAT BUSH DOES THAT NIPPLE BELONG TOO!!

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 04, 2005 04:00 PM (JQjhA)

16 God help me for using Allah's name in vain.

Posted by: greg at April 04, 2005 04:01 PM (/+dAV)

17 If I could just give her nipple a little suck I could answer that question in a heart beat Rusty.

Posted by: greg at April 04, 2005 04:03 PM (/+dAV)

18 It is in fact Lauren Bush's right nipple.

Greg. Never speak of Scott Baio like that ever again.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 04, 2005 04:07 PM (yBHNA)

19 What the hell's up with Sott Biao? You bicurious MoFo!

Posted by: greg at April 04, 2005 04:15 PM (/+dAV)

20 I think she's Noelle's sister and interestingly enough, she's an Elite model .

This gives some info:

http://www.thefirsttwins.com/cousins.html

Posted by: Chris at April 04, 2005 04:15 PM (8DwXG)

21 As a gay man, I resemble all of these remarks.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 04, 2005 04:15 PM (JQjhA)

22 Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Laura at April 04, 2005 04:18 PM (L3PPO)

23 Rusty,

you're gay? Which church do you attend.

Posted by: Carlos at April 04, 2005 04:18 PM (paKD6)

24 Chris was right. The junkie was Noelle Bush, Lauren's sister. I found this on the link Chris provided.

Aug 9, 2003
Noelle Sprung Free

ORLANDO, Fla. - Gov. Jeb Bush's daughter completed a drug rehabilitation program Friday and a judge allowed her to go home with her parents.
"It's been quite a challenge, and I'm grateful," Noelle Bush said during the hearing at the Orange County Courthouse. - AP News Article
Call to Police About Noelle Bush

Posted by: greg at April 04, 2005 04:22 PM (/+dAV)

25 The truth is that I didn't even see the nipple at first. You pervs.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 04, 2005 04:28 PM (JQjhA)

26 Man, we're having to reach wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy back into the "old news" archive on this one.

It's Lauren, and there is more here

Posted by: Jason Smith at April 04, 2005 04:33 PM (REt2x)

27 "The truth is that I didn't even see the nipple at first. You pervs."

liar.

Posted by: Jason Smith at April 04, 2005 04:35 PM (REt2x)

28 WHAT BUSH DOES THAT NIPPLE BELONG TOO!!

I'm sure there's a joke there somewhere. I'd better call Whoopi for help on this one.

Posted by: kbiel at April 04, 2005 05:19 PM (KSCkS)

29 Okay, I've just injured myself looking at that picture - yowza, yowza, yowza...

Posted by: Mark Coffey at April 04, 2005 06:59 PM (bVgiW)

30 Where did every one go? Oh, I know, Lauren Bush.......

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 04, 2005 07:39 PM (JQjhA)

31 When Jason Smith said "It's Lauren and there's one more here," how many went to his link thinking he meant one more nip shot?

Tell the truth boys.

Posted by: wavemaker at April 04, 2005 08:02 PM (2GyMB)

32 Damn.
She is hot hot hot...
She is my precious Mine mine mine
damn damn damn

Posted by: Michael at April 04, 2005 09:55 PM (k5A2R)

33 I've got to go run. Take a shower. Mow the yard. Whatever.

Posted by: CDR Salamander at April 04, 2005 10:52 PM (MrU41)

34 No need to shower. Just get a picture of Clinton's daughter. Better than a cold shower.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 05, 2005 10:39 PM (CBNGy)

35 Filthy Allah: You shouldn't be distrubed by Greg's language. After all, hasn't he been telling us what a good follower of Catholocism he is? Do moonbats say one thing and mean another?

Posted by: greyrooster at April 06, 2005 06:47 PM (CBNGy)

36 Lauren Bush was born in Texas to father Neil and mother Sharon. She has a younger sister, Ashley, who appears to share her striking genetic disposition as well. As a high-school student in Houston, Lauren kept busy with the demands of homework and extracurricular activities such as photography, jazz and ballet. She also plays tennis and soccer and stays in shape with kickboxing, spinning and yoga.

Posted by: try-google-retards at April 08, 2005 11:25 AM (hnPcm)

37 My Grandfather is a five star general his name is tou kaishek but my daddy calls him katou kashek. I love you Ayame, and I am still the Almighty God.

Posted by: Ryu Kaishek at April 13, 2005 02:39 PM (k2Gx5)

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