March 18, 2005

Jessica Alba Stripping

Call it part of my ongoing campaing for the anti-Talibanization of America and operation 'Site Meter'. Flea asks, we deliver. Here are some vidcaps from the upcoming Bruce Willis movie Sin City. The trailors can be downloaded here. All pics are stricly PG. Shhh, don't let Aylward know about these.......What? They don't call me Pimptastik Rusty Wicked for nothing!!

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Bruce, you're looking the wrong way!!

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Supersized publicity photos from The Superficial.

And another one.

Linked to OTB because Joyner knows what I'm talkin about....and Kevin

Posted by: Rusty at 08:29 AM | Comments (26) | Add Comment
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1 Weak. That's like the kind of porn you can watch with your family or something.

Posted by: Leopold Stotch at March 18, 2005 10:33 AM (eAyHH)

2 Unfortunately, the original character in the graphic novel does stripped down to just her chapps. Jessica & her agent basically said to the producers that she'll only do this role if she can cover up the tops...

Posted by: BigFire at March 18, 2005 10:48 AM (i5qPG)

3 Since when is a nipple PG?

Posted by: Interested-Participant at March 18, 2005 04:37 PM (ywZa8)

4 What nipple? I'm LOOKING for a nipple but don't see one.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 19, 2005 07:16 PM (JQjhA)

5 Nipple schmipple, she's still the hottest sexiest oh my gosh I-could-just-die girl on the planet. Marry me Jessica!!!!!

Posted by: I love you Jessica at March 20, 2005 11:14 PM (p+cBu)

6 AMEN TO THAT!

Posted by: i also love you jessica at March 24, 2005 02:41 AM (mYi5j)

7 Look closer and you see her nipples. trust me

Posted by: Don at April 02, 2005 06:03 AM (/SFS3)

8 i dont see a nipple dude.

Posted by: i love you more jessica at April 04, 2005 12:52 AM (TCUd1)

9 hi da cellam. ilove u

Posted by: loghu at April 08, 2005 12:01 AM (FP9F3)

10 i want ur pussy

Posted by: rshzi at April 08, 2005 12:02 AM (FP9F3)

11 YOU GUYS MUST BE LOOKIN PRETTY CLOSE TO SEE A NIPPLE CRIPPLE N.E.WAY 'WHAT ARE YOUZ DOIN ON THIS SITE?'

Posted by: DOUBLE T at April 10, 2005 07:44 AM (yX54W)

12 hi Jessy i just saw ur pictures and i wanna talk 2 u pecause u make me crazy ur soo sweet Jessica and i wish to talk 2 u ...
look i know u dont have time 2 me but pllzzzzzzzzz do me a vaivor just 1 time
im arabian and im from palestine if heard about it which occupated by Israel >>
im waiting 4 ur repaly " Jessy"

Posted by: mohamad at May 30, 2005 01:17 PM (dJd3L)

13 i have a date with jessica alba next week, any pointers on how i should act while out with her?

Posted by: gman at June 25, 2005 09:18 PM (Q4FEG)

14 hey jess. i just watched ur movie fantastic four and i rekon it was the best movie i ever watched. you played ur part better than every1 else. ur very beautiful and nice at heart.. thats the truth

Posted by: pat01 at July 07, 2005 06:31 PM (Acf3m)

15 Jessica, if u ever read this (Wich i doubt), i think u r the most beuatiful woman ever, i mean im not here to watch the strippin video, but just to let u kno that u are the most beautiful woman, ever alive, and whoever reads this, my name is NIK spelled wit no c and if u ever see an actor in about 5 years or less or more in his early 20s that will be me and i will want to meet u jessica, and liek to kno u but jus remember everyone in a few years.

Posted by: Nik at July 08, 2005 10:50 PM (ywZa8)

16 jessica is soooo hott I want here to meet my family, I dont mean my mom and dad I mean my dick and balls

Posted by: luigi at July 20, 2005 12:20 AM (cc/j8)

17 well hey jessica sincev i doubt ull ever read this, i just want you to now that i think ur the most beautiful girl in the world!i didn't actually realise that before i went to see ur movie fantatic 4, probly cause i never really paid attention! i just want to now that ur the hottest!!!!

Posted by: alex at July 20, 2005 08:23 PM (BSmDx)

18 oh yeah i forgot! i would love to talk to you and even take you out to dinner!

Posted by: alex at July 20, 2005 08:25 PM (BSmDx)

19 hey your hot lol.....

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