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September 06, 2006

Another Sandcrawler PSA

We at the Jawa Report are pleased to introduce our new mascot:

We don't know her name, nor do we really care.

Update: The (you're not the) boss (of me, who do you think I am, Allahpundit?) orders more pics. I did find one. Call her our alternate mascot.

Posted by: Vinnie at 05:02 PM | Comments (25) | Add Comment
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1 Women can get away with being a total geek if they are hot.

Posted by: SeeMonk at September 06, 2006 05:30 PM (n4VvM)

2 Easy enough to find out, I'm sure the lovely lady is registered with the 501st (Vader's Fist o'course)... they prolly even have better pictures of her.

Posted by: CB at September 06, 2006 05:30 PM (1iL55)

3 But, can she cook?

Posted by: Leatherneck at September 06, 2006 05:49 PM (D2g/j)

4 You assume she actually fills out that chest piece.

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at September 06, 2006 05:55 PM (3nKvy)

5 The Ability to fill out that chest piece is nothign compared to the power of the Geek.

Posted by: CB at September 06, 2006 05:57 PM (1iL55)

6 If they were only real.

Posted by: greyrooster at September 06, 2006 06:32 PM (5OGpF)

7 "Aren't you a little short to be a Storm Trooper?"

"Huh? Oh, it's only a disguise. I'm here to rescue you, big boy."

Posted by: Editor at September 06, 2006 06:36 PM (adpJH)

8 The Emperor orders more pics!

Posted by: Rusty "Sith Master" Shackleford at September 06, 2006 06:46 PM (JQjhA)

9 Fuck that shit.... I have a hard enough job with the average day-to-day bra.

How hard's unbuckling all that armour with one hand going to be?

Posted by: Your very own mother at September 06, 2006 06:47 PM (BV7IP)

10 Rusty, it should be: "The Emperor order no clothes."

Posted by: Editor at September 06, 2006 06:53 PM (adpJH)

11 Where is Vinnie these days?

Posted by: Darth Vag at September 06, 2006 07:19 PM (HSkSw)

12 He left a big foam finger saying Having a great time, wish you were her.

Posted by: SeeMonk at September 06, 2006 07:22 PM (n4VvM)

13 Fatwa to SeeMonk!

Posted by: Darth Vag at September 06, 2006 07:25 PM (HSkSw)

14 Oooh, nice target.

Posted by: Rusty "Start Cloning Her" Shackleford at September 06, 2006 07:25 PM (JQjhA)

15 Another one or two here:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=3&entry_id=8393

Google FEMTROOPERS.

Posted by: Patrick at September 06, 2006 07:55 PM (KewH3)

16 You guys are a bunch of spankers. Check out my paint job. Mahoody Ahmadickyjab is coming to America.

http://civildefenseblog.com/blog/2006/09/06/mahmooy-ahmadickyjab-to-address-the-un/

Posted by: SeeMonk at September 06, 2006 08:27 PM (n4VvM)

17 Mascot?

You sir are a:

Sexist,
masochistic,
chauvinistic,
misogynistic,
academic tool!

Now let go of your Tee Tee and write something like the non-tenured, control freak you usually are would write.

Tool, you are the stubby phillips in a package of screwdrivers.

Posted by: SeeMonk's Mascot (not) at September 06, 2006 08:52 PM (n4VvM)

18 It appears someone is focused on the dork thingey. Maybe, your wife has spotted your imperial slave pic. Or, not.

Posted by: Leatherneck at September 06, 2006 09:57 PM (D2g/j)

19 Nice blasters.

Posted by: eman at September 06, 2006 10:09 PM (SD4ZE)

20 aaah! It's 5 AM. Time to do my morning torture. This trying to stay young thing is a pain.

Posted by: greyrooster at September 07, 2006 05:03 AM (5OGpF)

21 http://s21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/pablo_fiasco/?action=view¤t=1110851007231.jpg&refPage=&imgAnch=imgAnch10

came across this pic some time ago, one of them looks to be the same girl (same belly tattoo

Posted by: pablo_fiasco at September 07, 2006 07:29 AM (ZnKqF)

22 I call dibs on the alternate !!!!!!!

Posted by: memphis761 at September 07, 2006 08:58 AM (D3+20)

23 Wow the GALATIC EMPIRES hiring women they must realy be desperate

Posted by: sandpiper at September 07, 2006 01:56 PM (8W+Ht)

24 That's two different chicks. Wow, I should have been going to these geek gatherings long ago.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 08, 2006 07:37 PM (v3I+x)

25 Reminds me of a line out of a Terry Prachart (sp?) Discworld book.. about Angua didn't have a breastplate yet because they need to take it to a blacksmith and pound it out here and here to make it fit.

I think it was 'Men at Arms'..

Posted by: The Other Dave at September 10, 2006 11:16 AM (gG/PE)

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