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February 08, 2007

Anna Nicole Smith's Boobs Die

Insensitive? Yes. But let's face it, Anna Nicole Smith was famous for two reasons: lefty and righty. All that other stuff--the billionaire, the weight gain, the weight loss, the Jerry Springeresque melodrama, all of it--was really ancillary to her enormous breasts. It was her boobs and her boobs alone that made her rich and famous. And those weren't even real. But, alas, they will be missed.

Oh, and RIP the rest of her. I only hope that God is merciful, because if justice is the only criteria for after life assignment, I'm afraid Anna Nicole Smith isn't going to have much to look forward to.

Does this post make me sound like a prick? Yeah, I guess. But there's something about the cult of celebrity--especially the cult of talentless celebrities who's only source of celebrity seems to be that they are a celebrity--that doesn't sit right with me. Call it a yearning for treating pathetic talentless messed-up bimbos like, well, pathetic talentless messed-up bimbos. And the proper treatment for those sorts is to ignore them.

Hat tip: Kim Priestap, although Aylward has it covered.

Posted by: Rusty at 03:37 PM | Comments (34) | Add Comment
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1 Now she's united again with her billionaire husband.

Posted by: ken at February 08, 2007 04:43 PM (quS2p)

2 That was one worthless tramp. She won't be missed.

Posted by: Dick at February 08, 2007 04:44 PM (XlQVK)

3 I dunno she'll be more famous now. I saw her interviews on ET she was obviously on some kind of heavy downer but she denied it. I had a post but I deferred to Rusty. Hard part...finding a not pornographic pic for the post on Yahoo image search. Tough order.

Posted by: Darth Odie at February 08, 2007 04:52 PM (YHZAl)

4 But can her boobs every really die? Impants don't die they just sit there.

Posted by: Howie at February 08, 2007 04:55 PM (YHZAl)

5 She was definitely an attention whore. Still, I wouldn't make a judgment about what'll happen to her in the hereafter. That'll be between her and God.

Posted by: Northern Cross at February 08, 2007 04:56 PM (Jwdal)

6 The Boobs are dead. LONG LIVE THE BOOBS

Posted by: n.a. palm at February 08, 2007 05:00 PM (GGFt4)

7 Do we have the technology to save them?

Posted by: Rusty at February 08, 2007 05:13 PM (JQjhA)

8 When, oh when, will slutebrity Paris Hilton be joining her?

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at February 08, 2007 05:56 PM (Dt3sl)

9 The Burning Question is;

Will they be able to close the casket?

Posted by: 1sttofight at February 08, 2007 05:58 PM (jEIUT)

10 I lost interest in her when I started to evolve beyond 'drooling for floozies'. Not that I didn't used to. Count me sad. USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at February 08, 2007 06:22 PM (2OHpj)

11 Who can forget the words of Anna when she said, "JESUS F^*KIN' CHR!ST HOWARD HOW GOD DA##ED HARD CAN IT BE FOR YOU TO REMEMBER -bla-bla-bla?? YOU'RE A A$$HOLE!!! I'M SURROUNDED BY A$$HOLES" -bla-bla-bla

Rest in peace Anna. You will live in infamy on REAL-TV.

Posted by: Mrs Abe Froman at February 08, 2007 06:38 PM (T1qCo)

12 It's funny how you guys think you're somehow better than her, when you're the sort of people who talk about a dead woman's tits.

Do you any of you really think you're the good guys?

Posted by: John at February 08, 2007 06:40 PM (S3Rzh)

13 I can only hope her infant child dies a painful death soon.

Posted by: Alan Trammel at February 08, 2007 06:40 PM (DCZ7U)

14 Do you any of you really think you're the good guys?

No, everybody knows you Libturds are the good guys because you pop open a champagne bottle every time a conservative dies. It proves how good you guys are.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at February 08, 2007 06:59 PM (8e/V4)

15 Jesusland... stop it with the strawmen. I'm talking about the conversation right here, not some imaginary conversation you can't be bothered to cite.

Posted by: John at February 08, 2007 07:45 PM (S3Rzh)

16 whats that? she died? damn.... bitch couldnt even stay alive to spend her money.... and since theres no estate tax for the rich it will all go to her vaguely creepy son..... SHE RUINED THE ECONOMY!

Posted by: Jake at February 08, 2007 07:50 PM (AeRA2)

17 you insentive p***k.you republicfuks always show your woman hating ways.At the same time you run pictures of naked women on your site,you cut them down.cause you cant get any ,thats why.

Posted by: tim at February 08, 2007 08:14 PM (PNdsP)

18 Tim: Wanna bet? One thing I do know is women don't like sniveling little ass kissers like you.

As far as Ann Nicole Smith. If she can make millions from two sets (thats right) of implants when everyone knows they are phoney. Good for her. Personally I would like less as long as they are real. I've tried fooling with women with plastic tits. Didn't do anything for me. But looking at other men looking at her, it did something for her.

Posted by: greyrooster at February 08, 2007 08:38 PM (ZAZT9)

19 Alan Trammel: You are one sick fucktard. Asshole.

Posted by: greyrooster at February 08, 2007 08:39 PM (ZAZT9)

20 Alan Trammel is still lurking around here?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460393/
Go back to eating your funions Al..

Posted by: wooga at February 08, 2007 08:47 PM (t9sT5)

21 oh duh thats right her son died too....

alright replace vaguely creepy son with, vaguely creepy daughter, and there you go.

Posted by: Jake at February 08, 2007 08:54 PM (AeRA2)

22 tim

insensitive, yes. But hilarious!

Dead boobs. LOL.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at February 08, 2007 09:24 PM (8e/V4)

23 Betcha those silicon implants will be for sale on EBay in a week. Keep yer eye peeled!

Posted by: lugh lampfhota at February 08, 2007 10:25 PM (YlZyD)

24 Johke:

Save it for your therapist. Does talking about a dead woman's tits remind you of your mother, you perv?

Not everybody can be the America hating pillar of virtue that you are.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at February 09, 2007 07:59 AM (Dt3sl)

25 Timbecile:

You don't have to kiss a woman's ass to get some, but you do have to kiss their asses to be a leftist. Don't expect anybody to believe you give half a shit about Anna nicole's death, you nutless wonder.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at February 09, 2007 08:04 AM (Dt3sl)

26 Piss-ant loudmouth fucking half-wit with an inflated sense of self-worth (Jeff Bargholz):

If you hadn't recevied a special waver from the state of Nebraska to marry your first cousin, you wouldn't be getting any either. So blow it out your ass, Adolph.

Posted by: Gleep! at February 09, 2007 01:16 PM (Zlbra)

27 The Gravedigger hath come for the Goldigger . . .

Posted by: large at February 09, 2007 02:43 PM (fEUSs)

28 Creep:

Why is it that you bland, White, suburban punks always accuse men of the world of being inbred socialists? Could you project any more desperately? Do you think printing your tepid insults in bold type makes them more effective somehow?

I met my pig of a wife on the other side of the planet, and I've lived in 8 different states and 2 different countries.

How far from your parent's house do you live, momma's boy? Or should I ask how far from her bedroom do you live?

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at February 09, 2007 03:28 PM (Dt3sl)

29 Piss-ant loudmouth fucking half-wit with an inflated sense of self-worth (Jeff Bargholz):

Seems it's true, sub-humans really do inflate their resumes, starting with the "man" portion of "man-of-the-world" section of yours (i.e., if you have to call yourself a man-of-the-world, you ain't.)

Self-imagined Hemingway-esque delusions aside, no one gives a tinker's damn where you used to live or who was unfortunate enough to wake after a long lost weekend and find themselves married to you. And the bold part is your new name. Catchier than "Creep" and more accurate.

Posted by: Gleep! at February 10, 2007 03:27 PM (YTpW6)

30 Creep:

Keep it down. You might wake up your mom.

You haven't had pusy since pussy had you. Bitch.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at February 10, 2007 06:13 PM (Dt3sl)

31 Ho, the "man-handler" speaks. Well, at least I didn't have to suffer through your fanta-bio again. Tell us proles again, Jeff Hemingway, tell us about the sophisticated man of the world story. What a joke.

Posted by: Gleep! at February 10, 2007 07:44 PM (YTpW6)

32 If only Rosie and Anna Nicole could exchange places.

Yes, I knew the boobs were fake... No, I didn't care.

I loved those boobs. I, for one, am missing them already.

Posted by: Hucbald at February 11, 2007 02:13 AM (bNmUl)

33 Settle down now, children, or daddy's going to have to stop the car.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at February 11, 2007 11:42 AM (8e/V4)

34 Carlos:

If Creep's daddy had stopped the car more often, the little turd wouldn't be such an emotional retard today.

I suspect he grew up with a single mother and still lives in his crappy hometown. Probably in his mother's house. That's the profile of a wimp who objects to people joking about Anna Nicole's hooters, and cries about misogyny.

Nobody who resents someone else's limited travels so much has ever done anything with his life. Creep is a joke.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at February 11, 2007 03:14 PM (Dt3sl)

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