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March 28, 2007

"I Am John Doe"

So sayeth the crew at HotAir.

UPDATE by Rusty: Michelle Malkin's latest piece John Doe Manifesto at Townhall:

Dear Muslim Terrorist Plotter/Planner/Funder/Enabler/Apologist,
You do not know me. But I am on the lookout for you. You are my enemy. And I am yours.
I am John Doe.
I am traveling on your plane. I am riding on your train. I am at your bus stop. I am on your street. I am in your subway car. I am on your lift.
I am your neighbor. I am your customer. I am your classmate. I am your boss.
I am John Doe......
I will combat your violent propaganda on the Internet.
I am John Doe.

READ THE REST. Is it time to change my pen name from "Rusty Shackleford" to "John Doe"? Because, as far as I can tell, I am John Doe. I just never realized it until now.

Posted by: Ragnar at 09:18 AM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
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1 I am John Doe!
And I broke the dam!
And we didn't listen!

Posted by: Kafir at March 28, 2007 11:05 AM (HsmTD)

2 The verbiage is wrong, you could just as easily have said "I am Kafir" and there would be no doubt as to your status to a Salafist.

Posted by: blackflag at March 28, 2007 11:51 AM (Mq5jS)

3 blackflag: But then I would have been deprived of an opportunity to make South Park references!

Posted by: Kafir at March 28, 2007 12:20 PM (HsmTD)

4 Heh, "your" should have been "they". I was browsing a Salafi forum last night and they were justifying their actions with "They are kafir and the enemy, all methods are justified."

Nice South Park reference though.

Posted by: blackflag at March 28, 2007 01:03 PM (Mq5jS)

5 They should have said "They are kuffar (or kuf'r) and the enemy, all methods are justified."

_{The English word infidel is the standard translation for the Arabic word kafir (Arabic pl. kuffar), which Hans Wehr, Dictionary of Modern Written Arabic (Beirut: Librarie du Liban, 1974), p. 833, defines (among other things) as "unbeliever, infidel, atheist."}

Pretty fucked up that a barely literate infidel, a son of pigs and monkeys, has to correct their Arabic grammar.

Posted by: Kafir at March 28, 2007 01:38 PM (HsmTD)

6 er.... their Arabic to English grammar, that is.
Whatever... they are still a bunch of donkey raping shit eaters.

Posted by: Kafir at March 28, 2007 01:39 PM (HsmTD)

7 On a side note, I find this double-standard interesting:

"They are kafir and the enemy, all methods are justified."

So if this is the way they feel, why are they always whining about the 'atrocities' committed by Israel?
If 'all methods are justified' when dealing with an enemy, and the Palestinians have declared enmity towards Israel (all factions, repeatedly), then they should have no problem with Israel adopting the same standard. Right?

If you search through old forum posts at that site, I'll bet you will find at least one post where that same guy is whining about Israeli 'atrocities' committed against the Palestinians.
Unless, of course, he is new to that forum, in which case those complaints will be forthcoming in the very near future.

Posted by: Kafir at March 28, 2007 01:53 PM (HsmTD)

8 I am John Doe,Please Stand by for a public service announcement.

I promise that anyone who attempts to take over an aircraft I am on, won't make it to the cockpit door.
I promise that every passenger will get safely to the terminal after the flight except you, because I intend to choke the life out of anyone who attempts to hijack MY aircraft.
You won't have a chance to sue me,because you'll be dead.

I am John Doe and this has been a public service announcment.

Posted by: firefirefire at March 28, 2007 02:34 PM (pjXcC)

9 Kafir, when you quote South Park, you are speaking the truth. Time to get booted by Judge Odie again, that button should say, " Me so Howney". I know, pay the balif on the way out. How about a button that says "72 V comin' right up!" Judge, I've already trademarked ' WB is an asshole' , so don't make me sue you. fireX3, good announcement. Don't forget to add that you'll be pouring menstral pigs blood down his throat in his last gasp for air. I always keep a little vile handy, plan on telling grey rooster it's hot sauce when he finally shows up at the trailer for some grilled gull. PS: you have to put it in a ziplock bag to get it on the plane. You don't want to get in trouble while choking some asshole to death you know.

Posted by: wb at March 29, 2007 06:09 AM (D4E90)

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