June 30, 2006
World Cup Destroys the Environment
A blog at the Guardian reports on the horrors created by the soccer World Cup in Germany:
Ban soccer! Ban the World Cup! Save the Earth! Wait, I mean Save the Beer! Or as Greg Gutfeld says:
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This has prompted one scientist to warn that the Tiergarten's plant and tree life is in serious danger of dying because of the 100,000 litres of (almost exclusively male) urine being dumped on it every day. 'The urea sinks into the ground as ammonia. In small quantities this is a good fertiliser. But too much acidity leads to over-fertilisation and is bad for the soil,' biologist Tilman Lamparter, from Berlin's Free University, warned.
Ban soccer! Ban the World Cup! Save the Earth! Wait, I mean Save the Beer! Or as Greg Gutfeld says:
My gut feeling: if you really care about the environment - and I mean ALGORE CARE, then we should be forcing our dogs to urinate indoors and invest taxpayer money to build large fragrant outhouses for other undomesticated members of the animal kingdom. And that includes any member of the Kennedy family.Note: But it's still okay, i think, for women to pee outdoors. I don't know why I think that way. I just do.
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Reminds me of the tons of garbage left strewn upon the Mall following the big Earth Day anniversary celebration a few years back.
Posted by: Rhymes With Right at June 30, 2006 08:47 AM (1zEfi)
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And lest we forget the huge reeking mess left by all those damn dirty hippies at Woodstock. Hypocritical pricks!
Posted by: Robert at June 30, 2006 11:10 PM (R4A8E)
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Save the beer and save the trees. But please, lose the fucking soccer.
Posted by: Joe at June 30, 2006 11:23 PM (5zxY/)
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