February 11, 2006
Instead of all of us being Danish, let's just all be Mohammed.
There are many advantages to living this way.
The Danes and everyone else are on the defensive concerning this issue. By being Mohammed yourself, you get to go on the offensive. And the best defense is a quick offense.
If you are Mohammed, and someone takes your picture, you may behead them. Especially if it's that obnoxious relative you prayed wouldn't show up at the family reunion.
You get to breeze through security at most major airports.
You get to rape, pillage, and burn at the most minimal slight of your name.
Everyone will add PBUH after they refer to you.
So, from this point on, anyone who comments on my posts without the name Mohammed, or one of its derivates, will be summarily deleted.*
Of course I, don't have to change my blog name to Mohammed. I am granted free license to be a hypocrite.
Because we are all Mohammed now.
Note: leave your proper email and URL in your comment. You just have to change your name to Mohammed. Mustafa and PBUH are also accepted. So are Pedophile Prophet, Pedophile Pimp Prophet, and actus. *Nah, not really.
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Posted by: Mohammed at February 11, 2006 07:31 PM (FPM2T)
Posted by: Mohd (PBUM) at February 11, 2006 07:38 PM (zdcna)
Posted by: Matthew at February 11, 2006 07:45 PM (/LA+Y)
Posted by: Matthew at February 11, 2006 07:47 PM (/LA+Y)
Posted by: Mohammed the Pundit at February 11, 2006 07:47 PM (WLuo4)
Posted by: insta-mohammed at February 11, 2006 08:17 PM (DdRjH)
Posted by: homo hummed at February 11, 2006 08:36 PM (75WzH)
I just have a moment between virgins, but I wanted to congratulate my minions. You are finally on a roll, and well on your way to defeating the Infidels, and soon you will despoil and enslave them. Never mind what you will do when their productivity is destroyed and their lands become desolate and there is no more wealth anywhere to plunder. Your well deserved poverty will be your satisfaction and just reward.
Also, I hear that,...just a minute Fatimomma, I'll be right with you..
Where was I, oh, right... there are indeed 72 virgins here JUST 72! And they are all mine, GOT THAT! So keep your paws to yourselves when you get here, may it be soon!. Akha gave you the privilege of self-destruction, And STLL you want VIRGINS!!? Unbelievable!!
Finally, to tell the truth, those Danish cartoons are really rather tame, compared to this:
http://islamcomicbook.com/
(Don't tell anyone, but I think this stuff is really a hoot)
But your target is Denmark, not some shnook over whom your jihad would gain no advantage.
Oops, the viagra has kicked in. Duty calls.
See ya in the funny papers.
Posted by: Demmahom Phub at February 11, 2006 08:54 PM (tO9V8)
Posted by: Filthy (Mohammed) Allah at February 11, 2006 10:43 PM (Mz14N)
Posted by: Mohammed Al Taliban at February 12, 2006 10:54 AM (DdC+J)
No such processing must be made if the video is to be sent to NBC. They have no standards.
Allah wills it!
Posted by: NotWearingAFez, ButJustForToday at February 12, 2006 02:28 PM (w876U)
I will not tolerate anything.
I will not tolerate you mocking the name of the Prophet, Pigs be upon Him.
I will not tolerate anything.
I'm Islam tne Intolerant..
Posted by: Marvin at February 12, 2006 05:18 PM (wKVcb)
Ha Ha, you'll wish you were never...
...huh!
Hey, guys, cut it out.. It's not me you want, it's those other imposters
No really!
Honest Arab!
WOULD I LIE?
Posted by: mohammed FDS, PDQ, LOL, Esq. at February 13, 2006 12:14 PM (PRPDu)
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