July 16, 2006
Vader Finally Snaps
Picture this: a young kid with a good start on a decent racing career is absconded by a strange religious cult of "celibate" men. He spends his childhood years being "trained" in submission to the dominance of his cult "masters" while his mom languishes as a slave in a desert hellhole. The cultists assure the boy that his mother's just fine--up until the point that she's slaughtered by desert barbarians. After it's discovered that the kid's been secretly carrying on with a woman, he's brutally beaten by his "master" and left by a river to die. He survived, but can we really be surprised if he has a few "issues"?
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Another waste of space.
Posted by: greyrooster at July 16, 2006 05:42 PM (EJPUn)
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That. Was awesome.
Posted by: Verity Kindle at July 16, 2006 07:48 PM (bvK/V)
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You...
are...
evil.
The Jedi open the world of the force to a slave boy, freeing him, and averting a galactic war. Vader kills younglings and (accidentally)his own wife!!!
You tryin' to tell me that Vader's the victim?!?
That's Sith--it!!
are...
evil.
The Jedi open the world of the force to a slave boy, freeing him, and averting a galactic war. Vader kills younglings and (accidentally)his own wife!!!
You tryin' to tell me that Vader's the victim?!?
That's Sith--it!!
Posted by: Jedi Davion at July 16, 2006 11:56 PM (wGVNM)
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Don't you guys get it? It's a scathing critique of the truth-twisting properties of the victimization mentality. And piss-your-pants-funny.
Posted by: Falcon at July 17, 2006 12:12 AM (y0GfP)
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Is it really known how Padme' died?
Posted by: lonely_soul at July 17, 2006 07:48 AM (ZdO+N)
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Another brilliant insight from the beloved Greyrooster...
I wonder: is it as big a waste as that space between your ears?
I wonder: is it as big a waste as that space between your ears?
Posted by: The All Seeing Eye at July 17, 2006 09:56 AM (2rYHy)
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Hilarious! What's a Sith? I never watched the later movies.
Posted by: DirtCrashr at July 17, 2006 11:02 AM (VNM5w)
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Jedi Davion -
You've been listening to too much cult propaganda. The old Republic was clearly an unworkable disaster. Unfortunately, the cult members were too brainwashed and steeped in the old ways to accept reform, so they had to go.
You've been listening to too much cult propaganda. The old Republic was clearly an unworkable disaster. Unfortunately, the cult members were too brainwashed and steeped in the old ways to accept reform, so they had to go.
Posted by: The All-Seeing Eye at July 17, 2006 12:09 PM (c/4ax)
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Qui Gon lied, Jedi died.
Posted by: reverse_vampyr at July 18, 2006 12:45 PM (Ns5kk)
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I FIND THIS LACK OF WUSSIENESS DISTURBING
Posted by: sandpiper at July 19, 2006 11:07 PM (M9D/B)
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Hey! Shows some real skill... VERY good...
Just needs a leeetle tightening, or twisting!
Man, I'll look for MORE in the future!
"Ah'll be bock!"
Just needs a leeetle tightening, or twisting!
Man, I'll look for MORE in the future!
"Ah'll be bock!"
Posted by: Karridine at July 21, 2006 07:24 AM (P2Gf4)
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