March 16, 2006

V for Vendetta Reviewed

Imperial Minister of Pop-Culture, Flea, gets a sneak preview of V for Vendetta after performing certain umentionable acts upon a high-ranking British official to get the ticket. The gist is that Flea may have overlooked the pro-terror plotline if his London neighborhood hadn't been bombed by the ROP, a phone-booth outside a bar he frequents hadn't been bombed by the IRA, and if Natalie Portman would have revealed a little more skin. A million sins forgiven for nude Natalie Portman is our motto du jour.

Posted by: Rusty at 11:30 AM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 Let's play a little game. How bout instead of paying for V, we all buy tickets to "She's the Man" (the new Amanda Bynes movie) so that gets a better opening weekend than V! You can still walk into V and watch it if you like. But why give them your money.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at March 16, 2006 11:58 AM (8e/V4)

2 I'm thinking this "V" thing is going to get the moonbats going bigtime. They'll see it as their call to arms to overthrow the "Bush Regime". It also might give terror apologists more ammo. It's going to be a real pain in the ass.

Posted by: Richard at March 16, 2006 12:50 PM (7KF8r)

3 The moonbats think leaving the toothpaste cap off, is a call to arms to overthrow Bush, luckily for us their 'arms' consist of saggy hag breasts, badly spelt signs, inflated testicles and crudely constructed Bush effigies.

Posted by: davec at March 16, 2006 12:55 PM (CcXvt)

4 I should have made clear that Natalie Portman made the whole experience worthwhile despite any pesky disagreements about the future of civilization. Though I still think she should never have started calling herself "Portman". Natalie Hershlag is so much hotter.

Posted by: Flea at March 16, 2006 01:10 PM (euhBr)

5 davec,

don't forget their pink tanks!

http://homepage.mac.com/cfj/.Pictures/pink-tank-london.jpg

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at March 16, 2006 01:31 PM (8e/V4)

6 I saw the movie tonight. Save your money.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at March 17, 2006 01:32 AM (8e/V4)

7 Natalie doesn't get nekkid?!
Guess I'll wait for the DVD.

Posted by: Paul Moore at March 17, 2006 04:35 PM (9i141)

8 While hollywoods leftist support gun control they still support terrorists i say we should boycott the damn movie

Posted by: sandpiper at March 18, 2006 09:12 AM (zj1n9)

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